Locked away.
"How long have we been in here?"
"I don't know sakura. I can't see my watch."
"I thought it glows In the dark."
"Well, does it look like it does?"
"No not really. I can't see anything."
"Yeah there's a reason for that."
"Humph! You're really mean!"
"Flattery will get you know where in life sakura."
"It was not a compliment."
"Sounded like one."
"I swear sasuke I will slap you if you don't try to be nice."
"…"
"Sasuke?"
"…"
"Are you dead?"
"… No sakura I am not dead. Though right now I wish I was."
"HEY!"
"…"
"Jerk."
"Pinky." slap "OUCH! What the hell was that for?"
"That was for being mean."
"…"
"Gah my legs hurt!"
"Well since we might be in here a while, we should get comfortable."
"I am not getting comfortable with you in here sasuke. Perv."
"Fine, I was only making a suggestion. And I am not a perv."
"Could have fooled me."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"What's your favorite song?"
"That was random."
"Answer the damn question."
"Language, haruno, language."
"Answer it!"
"I don't have a favorite song. I like a lot of them."
"Mine is… uuhh."
"How do you forget your own favorite song?"
"I listen to a lot of music."
"Obviously."
"Shuddap."
".."
"Oh I know now! It's that fireflight song… unbreakable."
"Wow. You like rock?"
"Its Christian rock."
"Hn."
"You sound like itachi."
"We are related."
"True, true."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"So, how long do you think we will be in here?"
"Again sakura I don't have a clue."
"Gees fine, I was only trying to be nice."
"How?"
"I don't like silence."
"How does that count as being nice?"
"It does in my world."
"You have a strange world."
"The only thing that makes it my world is the fact that your not in it."
"Harsh."
"Finally! The uchiha shows his feelings!"
"Hn."
"I can do that too."
"Do what?"
"Your grumpy grunt."
"…"
"Fine, don't say anything. I don't care."
"Im bored."
"Good for you sasuke, good for you."
"Hn."
"Urg! Stop that! It's so annoying!"
"You sound like naruto."
"No you do."
"…"
"Speechless I see."
"Hn."
"Gah!"
"…"
"What's your favorite color?"
"What is with all the random questions?"
"Would you please answer it?"
"Fine… my favorite color is green."
"Why?"
"Because green is a cool color."
"Are you sure, it's not because my eyes are green?"
"Yes sakura im sure."
"I am really uncomfortable."
"Your problem."
"Hey, how about you stretch your legs out to my left and ill stretch mine to yours."
"Ok, problem, where exactly are you sitting.
"Im like right in front of you."
"Okay ready, stretch."
"That is a lot better."
"Hn."
"Erg."
".."
"So, do you have a favorite show?"
"Again with the favorites."
"Yup."
"Yes I do, my favorite show is Teen Titans."
"Ppfffttt. Really?"
"No not really, its…ghost adventures ."
"I like that show too! Not as much as I like Castle or CSI but it's still cool."
"You like Castle?"
"Yeah, its fun to watch."
"I don't really like it but I do like CSI."
"My favorite show."
"…"
"Great, back to silence."
"…"
".."
"Sakura?"
"Huh?"
"Don't you have an I-pod?"
"Dead, at home and charging. But yeah."
"Damn."
"You're boring."
"You're random."
"Thank you."
"no problem."
"…"
"…"
"I really cant believe my mom would do this."
"huh, funny, I can."
"oh ha, ha, that is hilarious!"
"kind of what I was aiming for."
"grr."
"grr? Is that really all you could come up with?"
"yes. Hey sasuke?"
"what?"
"kick the door down."
"can I ? would konan be mad?"
"no, she wouldn't."
"okay. That solves this problem." ^kick^ "OW!" what the hell is this door made out of?"
"titanium."
"wait, you mean you knew that the door is hard?"
"yep."
"well you are just cruel."
"you're starting to sound like me."
"oh hell. I have been spending too much time around you."
"yes, yes you have."
"hn."
"oh em gee I swear if you don't STOP it with the hn I will kill you with my bare hands!"
"someone's PMSing."
"shuddap."
"why? You don't like it when I talk?"
"to tell you the truth no, I don't."
"again I say, hn."
"ACK!"
"?"
"stop saying it sasuke or I swear to kami someone is going to get stabbed."
"…hn"
"aaaaaaarrrrrrggg!"
"calm down sakura, gad."
"did the mighty uchiha just say gad?"
"ugh, I am spending too much time with you."
"shuddap."
"nah, im good."
"sasuke!"
"hn."
"AAHHH! JUST STOP IT WITH THE HN'S!"
"does it annoy you?"
"YES!"
"then no."
"what?"
"hn."
"…"
"…"
"what is your favorite movie?"
"seriously sakura?"
"ferserious sasuke! What is your fave movie?"
"hmm… paranormal activity 2."
"really?"
"yup."
"mine is… oh yeah, my bloody valentine."
"I didn't think you like that kind of gore movie."
"I don't. I love it!"
"…"
"what?"
"…"
"sasuke?"
"…"
"are you dead now?"
"why do you keep asking if im dead?"
"because maybe if I ask enough it will happen."
"im getting sweaty over here."
"that is not something I needed to know."
"aren't you?"
"no, I don't sweat."
"what do you mean you don't sweat?'
"I mean my body doesn't produce any sweat."
"doesn't that freak you out?"
"no."
"what happens if all of your sweat just like builds up inside of you and one day you just explode?"
"i. would. Love. That."
"you scare me."
"I scare a lot of people I meet."
"I got that impression."
"humph."
"Hn."
"GOSH!"
"What?"
"teehee, YOUTH!"
"oh god."
"don't you just hate lee and gai sometimes?"
"I hate everybody."
"do you hate me?"
"hn."
"assface."
"fugnugget."
"what the hell is a fugnugget?"
"go look it up in the dictionary, you will see your picture."
"how the hell am I supposed to be offended by that if I don't even know what it means?"
"just imagine what it is."
"asswagon."
"wth?"
"yeah, I can play that game too!"
"you are really starting to scare me haruno."
"I have a first name ya know."
"its annoying."
"what? Your face?"
"oh ha, that is hilarious."
"what I was aiming for."
"its not nice to reuse things."
"that's what she said."
"hn."
"hn."
"…"
"do you have a favorite song yet?"
"… uh, Its not my favorite but I like it."
"well, what is it?"
"whispers in the dark, by skillet."
"ha, you like Christian rock too!"
"they're good."
"yup. I love their song comatose."
"yeah, its okay."
"Im so tired."
"go to sleep."
"no, you might try and rape me!"
"sakura, I promise I wont rape you."
"okay. Night."
"…"
HEEHEE! i actually wrote this a long time ago but never put it on. i know i should finish my other stories but i have writers block so... yeap. hope you enjoyed! i will not update until i get a review or two.