Anakin was in a grumpy mood. Everything felt boring. Even life itself. Noticing his bad mood, his secret wife, Padme, tried to cheer him up. "You look like you're in a bad mood. How about a hug?" She offered, smiling.
Anakin sighed gloomily. "No. That's boring."
Padme went to the fridge and got out a cake. "Well, how about I let you eat cake for breakfast?"
Anakin thought a moment. "That's… slightly less boring." He said, with a hint of a smile on his face.
As he ate his cake, Padme celebrated inwardly.
"Can I have ice cream with chocolate syrup?" Asked Anakin after he had finished his morning breakfast cake.
Padme smiled sweetly. "Sure, honey." She said. Padme went to the freezer and got the ice cream. Handing the container to Anakin, she started leaving the room.
"Hey!" Said Anakin suddenly. "This is VANILLA ice cream! I wanted CHOCOLATE!"
Padme frowned. "I'm sorry, honey, but we don't have chocolate ice cream."
Anakin whined a little. "But that's BORRRRRINGG!"
"I'll go to the store later today and buy some, ok?"
"Ok" muttered Anakin. "I have to go do Jedi stuff in a little while anyway."
At the Jedi Temple, Anakin talked to Obi-Wan about Maul. "I'm serious, Master. Let me help you defeat him."
Obi-Wan looked at him like he was crazy. "No, Anakin. This is between me and Maul only. I don't want you to get involved."
"But that would be boring if I didn't help!" Protested Anakin.
Obi-Wan put his hand up to silence his former Padawan. "I'm sorry, Anakin, but my decision is final."
Anakin mocked his Master. "My decision is final meh meh meh! They should change your name to Obi-Boringwan Kenobi! Because you're old and boring!"
Obi-Wan shook his head. "Whatever, Anakin. You keep being your immature self."
Anakin was shocked. "ME?! Immature! You have GOT to be joking! I'm the MOST mature Jedi in this Temple!"
Obi-Wan walked away. "Sure, Anakin. You keep thinking that."
"FINE! I will!" Shouted Anakin.
"Fine!" Shouted Obi-Wan. "I'm going to go meditate about how IMMATURE you are!"
"YOU DO THAT!" Anakin yelled back, storming off.
He is such a meanie Thought Anakin. I'm just gonna go fight Maul myself. That'll show them how mature I am.