When the whole crew woke up, they scrambled into the kitchen to eat some scrambled eggs. They all sat at a big table and smiled at each other and continued eating their wonderful, delicious breakfast. Scrambled eggs, pancakes, bacon, English muffin, bacon, sausage, ham, pop tarts, waffles, and French toast were set on the table for all to dive in. It was already a good day.
As they smothered food into their faces, Nami began to say, crums flying out of her mouth and onto Luffy's plate, "I'm so glad that I decided to eat this ham."
"I'm so glad I decided to eat this English muffin," Luffy replied, as he smooshed the jelly-covered treat into his lips.
"Meat is the way to go!" Said Zoro as he chewed oh so loudly on his bacon and sausage all at the same time. "YUMMY!"
Everyone chuckled as they continued eating. The room was filled with only the sounds of chewing and slurping.
Nami got up to bring out more food, as the table had been long empty. She put plates of spaghetti, lasagna, fettuccini Alfredo, and mac & cheese on the table. As soon as the plates touched the table, they were devoured.
"This place is filthy," Luffy said with a cute giggle. It was true. The place was a mess. The crew was a mess. They still had signs of breakfast on their shirts and lunch on their pants.
"It's bath time!" Sanji exclaimed.
The crew followed into a big bathtub that was forever large. When they got inside, the smoke detectors went off and the showers began to pour. They danced in the bathwater and showers above.
"You know what this calls for?" Nami asked.
"WHAT?" everyone else replied, in sync.
"MORE FOOD!!" Nami ran into the kitchen and cooked up more food, but this time she cooked up dessert. Brownies, cookies, chocolate cake, white cake, apple pie, cherry pie, raspberry pie, key lime pie, and connoli. Yummmmmmmm.
The bath tub eventually became an even bigger mess when they decided to eat dessert in the tub. It was a good time that they'd never forget.
"I don't want to be a pirate any more, I just want to cook food, eat the food, and play in giant bath tubs forever," Luffy told his now fat crew. Thus, they sailed off to unknown places, ate unknown food, and swam in giant unknown tubs.