[A/N] Please read the notes at the end. They explain where this came from...aside from the fact that this is fic features oneshots based on any crack pairing to do with the dolls. And I do mean dolls. Sorry, no Shinku x Jun or Suigintou x Megu.

She Liked It

Its quite easy to tell. It wasn't planned, but you can tell by the smile. She liked it.

Dinner had just ended. However, Shinku was taking her time finishing off her flower-topped hamburger. When Nori had asked earlier why, the reply she was given was, "It is rude to rush someone. The others may wish to stuff their faces, however, I take my time to savour the food." It was at that moment, when she had just put the last piece of food in her mouth, when Souseiseki walked in, wondering why she was taking so long.

"Shinku? You're still eating?" she asked, surprised. Shinku turned to her and said, "I just finished actually." The red doll stood and brushed down her dress. However, she didn't realise how close she was to the edge of the chair. Her older sister did however.

"H-hey, Shinku," she started, getting ready to warn the blonde. However, Shinku choose that moment to turn. She started to lose her balance, then, she began to tumble forward. Souseiseki stepped back and held out her arms to catch Shinku...

...Only for Shinku to slip through them and have their lips meet.

Now, both were falling backwards. However, they were both ignorant of this fact, as their eyes widened and a blush started to grow on both their cheeks.

The minute they both hit the floor, Shinku wasted no time in jumping to her feet and running from the room. The door slammed shut, leaving Souseiseki alone, lying on the floor. Her hat had fallen off during the fall, yet she didn't seem to realise this.

She just lay there, her cheeks still flushed red and her eyes still wide. Finally, she brought one of her hands to her mouth, and brushed her lips with her fingers. She sat up and then remained like that for a while, until she smiled. She stood and picked up her hat, resting it on her head again before she wandered over to the couch.

She turned on the TV and, not even paying any attention to the programme, rested her head back and closed her eyes, still smiling.

On the other side of the door, Shinku had collapsed with her back against the door, cupping one hand against her mouth as she trembled. She looked up as she heard footsteps coming down the stairs, and stiffened as she saw the familiar dress and features of the third doll, Suiseiseki.

'Uh oh,' she thought, ignoring the fact that it wasn't exactly a ladylike thought. Neither was the thought, 'I'm screwed.' Because, if she was honest, she was screwed. As far as she knew, the Rozen Maidens didn't normally fall in love, therefore, they didn't exactly go around kissing people.

Therefore, by her logic, Suiseiseki was going to be, if you wished to use an appropriate word, pissed off that the fifth doll had taken her younger sister's first kiss. And she wouldn't care that it was Shinku's as well.

Suiseiseki finally seemed to realise that Shinku was sitting there, against the door. She blinked, confused, and asked, "Hey, Shinku, are you al-" She was cut off as Shinku suddenly got to her feet and darted past her, up the stairs. Although, she didn't exactly fail to notice the redness of her younger sister's cheeks.

Still quite confused by the red doll's behaviour, she continued into the living room, where she found Souseiseki, sitting on the couch with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face.

"Souseiseki?" she asked, worry creeping into her voice. She almost believed her twin had wound down. She breathed a sigh of relief as her sister replied with mumbled, "Hm?"

"Hey, do you know if Shinku is alright? I just saw her out in the corridor, but before I could ask if something was wrong, she just darted upstairs." Her sister just stared at her, then turned back to the TV, picking up the remote and turning the channel with a brief, "I'm sure it's nothing." Suiseiseki raised an eyebrow, confused by her twin's odd behaviour. She heard the door open, heralding Nori, Tomoe and Hinaichigo's arrival. As she left the room to go greet them, she failed to see the small smile that crept across her sister's features.

A pretty short oneshot to start us off.

For those who are curious about where this came from, lemmie start by saying that I've been feeling...influential, lately.

Knowing that, I may now tell you where this came from.

I had previously read DarkRose Dilettante's story before. However, I re-read it recently. And then, that crack pairing at the end...just seemed to suddenly appeal to me.

So now, I have a small inkling of respect for Shinku x Souseiseki. [cry]

Now then, the point of this fic. This fic is completely dedicated to doll x doll crack oneshots. However, not all oneshots will be crack. If it is a widely liked pairing like Shinku x Suigintou or Kirakishou x Barasuishou, it will be written. However, only if requested.

Hell, I hate twincest, however if it's requested, I'll do it.

I am a writer for the people. :)

The next chapter has already been written. However, it won't be posted until I get one review. If I get two, I'll start on another chapter straight away. XD

Angel-chan x

BTW, I listened to The Riddler Who Can't Solve Riddles while writing this. Which is odd since both the song and oneshot have nothing to do with the other...meh. It's a catchy song. Reminds me of a psychotic version of Professor Layton. :)

Remember, you can request ANY doll x doll pairing. This is completely dedicated to yuri crack! XD

Also, each chapter will have a crappy title, and a cryptic summary.

...You know what, I've said too much now.

Desu~