More than Just A Spare

by Mariana Edwards

Hans has always wondered why nobody pays attention to him. And then he learns that he is nothing more than an unecessary spare to the throne. This is a song about his reflection to the reaction. How he knows that now he'll be overshadowed by his twelve brothers but someday he'll prove to everybody that he was better than all of them combined! Shows Hans become jaded,a insecure jerk

I own Nothing.

So this Song was originally going to be sung by Anna in the movie, when Elsa was originally going to be the main villain, about how she was upset that the kingdom saw her as nothing but a useless spare to Elsa, but she was determined to show everybody that there was more to her than that. The song was scrapped after Elsa was replaced by Hans as the antagonist and after establishing his motives, the songwriters realized that the song made him and Anna too similar.

I thought about that and decided to write a parody of this song from Han's point of view instead of Anna's. I've modified some of the words to suit Hans's character better, but if you want to see the real one, google it on Disney wikia or look for it on youtube. I tried to use this song to show how being the shut-out spare affected Han's character in contrast to Anna when she sings the song. While Anna is determined to prove to herself that she doesn't need the townspeople to care about her in order to be the best person she could be, Hans is determined to force people to love him and gain acceptance whatever the means. Please review!

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Spare?...

Am I really just...a spare?

I'm not part of the town

Not born to be king

Just an additional backup-...thing?

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They're the scholars, athletes, poets

I'm a screw-up-don't I know it?

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But then who could ever compare?

Of course they're gonna think I'm just-a spare..

Well-I won't care!

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So I'm the extra outfit on a rack

In case the others are too small

But if I have to grow up at the back

Can't I have any use at all? (trips on rug)

woah!

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I may be untalented to the core.

And maybe I often drop things on the floor.

This forgotten jacket wants to go with some pants!

This jacket wants to dance-

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Oh wait! Jackets don't dance! That doesn't make any sense!

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So I'm a dusty marble in a jar

underneath the other ones

And the only thing that I can do

Is wish I'd get taken out for once

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And even if I try with all my best

No one will won't give me the slightest interest

But soon I'll get played with someday, somewhere!

This marble is more than just a spare!

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Someday I'll find my place.

A kingdom of my own

and all my subjects there will love me

Kneel before my throne!

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I'd be an awesome king-I know it in my heart!

I just need to find a kingdom

Where I can make a fresh start!

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So here I'm just number thirteen.

and no one knows I exist.

Like a jacket-like a marble...

Like a boy who's metaphors are ****

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Maybe none of them remember me.

But someday I'm gonna make all of 'em see.

My reign will be a legend everywhere!

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Here I'll never be the heir.

But someday I'll rule...I sweeeeeeeeeeaaaarar! (crash!)

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