The Confessions of Liberty Nicolson
Saturday, June 21st
10:00am
Sitting in the Kitchen, eating Pop Tarts and Jammy Dodgers for Brekkie. The Olds have gone to take Granddad to the doctor's for a 'check up'. Dad asked if I wanted to come. Is he insane? We would have to be living in a parallel universe before I went to the doctors. Especially with Granddad.
Two Minutes later
You would think that a social women, like myself, would have something spectacular and interesting planned on the first day of the Summer Hols. But Noooooooo. All of her friends are out and busy already!
Some Mates they are.
Think, think, think. What should I do today? Gabz is minding her little sis, Meils is in London, Shauna is with her olds and Elle is – Actually, I don't know where Elle is, I must Ring her.
Three Minutes later
Finished my nourishing Breakfast!
One Minute later
Rang Elle
"Hello?"
"Elle, My good friend, How do you do this fine morning?"
"What do you want Libs?"
"Are you bored beyond boredom?"
"Yes. Very."
"Well would you like to spend this beautiful summer's day tanning in the park with me?"
"Umm…that's sound great Libs, but I'm looking after May today. Me and Gabz are meeting up go to the movies. It'll keep us for boring to death looking after our sisters"
"Fine"
Slammed the phone down on her.
Hehehehe, that'll make her guilty!
One Minute later
Phone is ringing
Must be Elle
TeeHee
"Hello, Boredom Residence, Ms Bored speaking"
"Libs? I'm sorry. Don't you have anyone else to hang out with? Anything else to do?"
"No Elle, I don't. Now I will spend all day indoors. Thank you very much. Goodbye"
Then I hung up on her.
That'll teach her to ditch me for her sister!
She could have at least invited me to the movies.
Even though I would've said no
30 seconds later
Phone ringing again.
Bloody Hell she's getting annoying!
"What do you want Elle?!"
"How'd you know it was me?"
"Because you're the only one that will call me"
"Any ways, I'm Sorr-"
"Elle shut up and stop calling"
"Well I'm just trying to say I-"
"I know! And it's Bloody Annoying! Now Ta Ta"
Hung up on her
Again
Why can't she just leave me alone?
30 seconds later
That is it!
If that is Elle, I will kill her!
Seriously
"Hell-"
"Libby, I'm Real-"
Slammed down the phone
I can't take much more of this.
10 minutes later
Blimey!
The phone's been ringing off the hook!
She doesn't give up does she?
11:03am
I have decided to go for a walk.
Hmm…What shall I wear?
30 seconds later
Something Glamorous or Casual?
10 seconds later
Glamorous
20 seconds later
No, Causal
15 seconds later
No, Glamorous
God, How to decide?
12:00pm
Decided on Trendy.
Denim Shorts, Plain Purple Tee, Flat Brown Sandals, Silver Belt and Cute Denim Vest and Make-Up wise, I went for the natural Look i.e. Foundation, Lip Gloss, Light Eye Shadow, Blush and a hint of eyeliner. Brushed my Hair and put on a shiny silver head band. There, Very nice.
Ten Minutes Later
Just walking along in the Park, in the nice Hot Sun. Ahh, How Nice.
Three Minutes later
I might have a laughing Spaz! Mitch and his cousin Mark (or Big Gob as Gee calls him) just tried to steal the fottie off Ryan and his mates, but just as they charged forward, Dave (Ryan's Big Bro) jumped out from behind the bushes and scared the trousers of them. They so scared that they didn't notice Ryan and Nate run up behind them and give them a mighty push forward. I started laughing like a loon.
That was wasn't the funny part!
Because when they fell to the ground, they both went face first into two big Blobs of Dog Poo! I started laughing like a loon in loon land on loon tablets, it was so funny!
They both got up and ran straight home, trying to wipe the Doggie Poop from their face!
Five Minutes later
The boys have recovered from their laughing fit and are coming over to say hello. They started racing to see who could get to me first. Boys racing to see me, I could get used to this. That's exactly what I said when they reached me.
"Boys racing to see me, I could get used to this"
"Hi Libs" said Ryan
"Hey" said Nate
"Whats up Little Kitty" puffed Dave
Weird, Dave's always called me that. I have no idea why, but as usual, I will be the last to know.
"That was hilariously Funny back then. Mark and Mitch had no idea, the stupid Tossers!"
"All My Idea" Claimed Ryan
"Yeah right" Retorted Nate
Ryan punched him the arm, Nate Punched Back. Then there was a Kick and another punch, and then they were wrestling.
I Rolled My Eyes and turned to Dave
"So, Dave, Been up to much lately?"
"Nope, Not Really, You?"
"Well my friends ditched me on the first day of the Summer Hols, but yeah, nothing really"
"Hahaha, you remind me of your sister, how is Gee lately?"
"I don't know, haven't spoken to her lately"
"Oh"
He seemed really disappointed for a second, but that quickly disappeared when Ryan accidentally punched Ryan in the Shin
"Oi! That's my Shin!"
"Sorry Dave, I-"
Too late, Dave had joined the fight. I rolled my eyes again and decided to go to boots. I Called out Goodbye to the Boys. I heard a few muffled "See ya Libs" before I walked off
12:36pm
Walked up to Boots and bought some new Mascara with the fiver I stole from Dad's wallet. It's one with two sides, White and Black. It supposed to lengthen and volume-ise your lashes, It better work.
Two Minutes later
I walked out of Boots and bumped straight into Jas. She looked all happy and jumpy for some reason; I knew I would find out why soon. After all, she is Radio Jas.
"Hi Jas" I said in my sweetest voice
"Hi Libby! Oh My God! I have to tell you something! Tom and I are finally getting married!! Oh, I'm so happy! Did, you know that your sister actually got us together in the first place! But then she broke us up…and got us back together again! I am so sorry I left Him when I was eighteen; I wish I never went to London, and then we could have gotten married earlier! I am so glad I came back when I was twenty-one, otherwise we wouldn't have gotten back together again an-"
She started rambling on for a decade; I could've grown a beard! But I'm a girl, so I probably would've grown eyebrows instead.
I eventually escaped by telling her I had to go home or I would be in mega trouble, even though I wouldn't, and ran down the street.
1:00pm
Home at last, I think I might just do a face mask to relax
2:30pm
Face mask, Cleansing, Toning and Moisturising done. Don't ask me why I did all that, cause I don't know why, I just had a feeling I would need to.
15 Minutes later
Watching T.V and eating some crisps I bought on the way home
20 Minutes later
There is nothing interesting on. Just flicking through the channels
One Minute later
Phone ringing, I wonder who that is?
"Hello"
"Libby is that you?"
"Gee!"
"Hey Libs! How are things?"
"Boring"
"Yeah, I guessed."
"What about you? How's France?"
Georgia had moved to France and became a Translator and she's earning a lot of money. She had Topped French in school; it was the only thing she was good at. To think, people called her useless, I'd like to see them compare their wages to hers!
"France is good. But Guess what? Jas and Tom ar-"
"Getting Married, I know"
"How do you-?"
"Bumped into Jas at Boots"
"Bloody Radio Jas, Bet she didn't tell you I was maid of honour!"
"Really, Awesome"
"And that I'm coming back to England for the Wedding!
"Double Awesome!!"
"I'll also be there tonight"
"Double Awesome with knobs!"
"OK, so I'll see you tonight"
"OK, Bye"
"Bye"
Woo Hoo! Georgia's coming back!
4:00pm
Cleaning My Room
This is an all-time first for me! Since Gee will be sleeping in my Room, I may as well make it Comfy for her.
Her old room kinda got turned into a mini Gym
Half an Hour later
Done!
Phone started ringing so I ran downstairs to grab it
It was Dad
And he was Drunk
"Libbsy?"
I could hear laughing and very loud ABBA music in the background
"Tut Tut Dad, Your Drunk! And it's only four-thirty"
"Wee're shaying at Uncie Edd's toonightt. Parrtay!"
"Don't Worry Dad, Your lovely Eldest Daughter is coming home tonight. She'll be staying with us until Jas' wedding. She'll look after me. OK?"
"Geee?"
"Yes Gee, You'll see her tomorrow. Now, Pip Pip"
"Pishh Pishh"
Hung Up
God, how do I live? I want Normal non-drunk parents!!
Oh well…At Least Gee will be home tonight!