(( A/N All of this happened in an MSNM Convo ))

The Closet

Chapter I- A bang from the closet.

On a bright, sunny and cloudless afternoon. And the sky so blue and day just perfect. It was clearly obvious that there was trouble brewing in the Asakura household.

"Aaarrgghhh! Get away from me!" a voice pierced through the silence. "B-but Ren-" Horo-horo stammered. "Shut up Ainu baka!" Ren shouted as he tries to escape from Horo-horo.

Alas, Ren Tao couldn't escape the grip/glomp of the Ice Prince, Horo-Horo. The Ying-Yang Master stepped away from him with a glare "Are you daft?"

"Haha, you two make quite a cute pair" Manta complimented.

"ARE YOU Daft?" Ren turned to Manta, with a small blush on his face and the Ren Tao Death Glare.

Pirika, being awakened from her sleep walked into the scene.

"What's going on? Onii-chan?" She asked with a yawn

"Ah Nothing, Sis. Just trying to get Ren to admit his feelings for me" Horo-Horo grinned.

"YOU'RE ALL DAFT" Ren twitched and stomped off...

"Ren has feelings for you?" Pirika was shocked.

"Or do 'you' have feelings for Ren?" Pirika asked although she thinks she knows the answer already.

"I'll leave that for your imagination, sis" Horo-Horo Finished the sentenced off with a Wink...

In a room deep in the Asakura household, a closet began to shake violently...

And with a loud crash 2 girls appeared out of nowhere! Ironically Ren was standing next to closet

"Oh'mi'Golly'gosh! We're in the SK World! FAUST!" The Younger of the two said all hyper-ish!

"Shh. Get a hold of yourself" The other girl shook her friend. She turned to Ren's direction then---

"Ohm gosh! Ren Ren Ren Ren Ren, its REN!" The girl shrieked, jumping up and down like a deranged fangirl.

"Where's my Homocidal Sadistic Sexy Blond that has to much make up and is really really really really psycho!" The younger of two finally noticed Ren! "Hey you're Ren Tao! Please do me the honor of letting me poke your hair! Its one of my crazy life goals!" She smiled all fangirly!

"Hey! Who are you and what are you doing here?" Ren demanded, backing away from the two girls he considered as plain insane.

"I want to torture you so badly." The Older one said with an evil Grin while advancing on Ren.

"Hey! I'm Asazuki Ruin" The younger one introduced herself. "I'm 12, I like Fluffy Yaoi, I'm Obsessive and my favorite color is Blue" Then took out a strange fluffy pink mallet "NOW TELL ME WHERE FAUST IS" (XD)

The older one stopped and pulled herself together. "And I'm Azuri" The older one introduced as well. "I'm 12 too, and I'm very obsessed with you, and Yaoi as well as Yuri" She takes out her new Salmon Sloppy fish only to realize that she must've dropped it somewhere. "Oh Crap. I forgot my Salmon Slappy fish." She said.

Ren gulped, he was in the same room as 2 very obsessive fangirls. All he needed now was...

"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Hao walked in all Hyper-ish.

"ASAKURA! HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO GIVE HAO COFFEE" Lyserg's Voice was heard in the Background.

"I thought it was Nesquick I gave him!" Yoh Replied.

"Oh drat it!" Ren exclaimed.

"OMG! Ly Ly-kun" Ruin-chan rushed downstairs to meet the Green Haired Teen, As Sparkles filled her eyes...

"Uhm, Excuse me...?" Lyserg poked her.

"I was just poked by Lyserg, I can die happy" Her eyes sparkled a bit more.

"W-wait Ru-chan!" Azuri ran after her and found her with Lyserg.

"So Lyserg really does look like a girl... KAWAII!" She exclaimed

"I Never noticed that" Ru-chan blinked.

"Yeah... I was trying to draw a new RP character when I ended up with Lyserg's hairstyle." She explained.

"Ah..."

Shaman King Cast slowly backed away, before the 2 could notice them...All but Hao who was still hyper and creating plans for world domination.

Err... what's wrong with Hao?" Azuri asked.

"Apparently 'Orange Head' here gave Hao coffee." Lyserg said pointing to Yoh.

"I thought it was Nesquick" Yoh said to his defense. "And Orange head?" Yoh blinked.

"I'm stuck with a bunch of Idiots" Ren commented.

"What's going on here?" A voice from behind asked.

Everyone turned around to see- "A-Anna!"

Ruin Hid behind Horo-Horo, Who Hid behind Yoh, Who Hid Manta, Who hid behind Lyserg.

"What is this a line dance?" Ren said sarcastically.

"You could say it that way." Azuri laughed nervously.

"And who are they?" Anna demanded referring to Ruin-chan and Azuri.

"Hey! Hey! I'm Asazuki Ruin! I'm from another word, oh and did I mention, I'm an aspiring artist?" She said trying to sound like the Animax commercial.

"Umm... Ru-chan? I think I heard that from Nickelodeon" Azuri nervously said.

"Well?" Anna waited for an answer.

"OO; No way! I'm trying to copy Hitomi" She said.

'Aspiring athlete...' Azuri thought. "Oh, Okay. I-I'm Azuri and I really idolize you..." She told Anna.

"And how exactly did you get here" She asked them...

"Closet" Ruin piped up.

"Err... yeah... closet." Azuri stammers…

--To be continued--

Do you hate it…? My friend Ru-chan and I decided to make this fic out of sheer fun…

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