Because I love jerks

Chapter 1

Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. Everyone had teased him about his height. Edward of course, would yell back. The one who had annoyed him most though was…

Roy Mustang, Lt. Colonel. Roy Mustang wants to become Fuhrer for all the female Military personnel to wear mini skirts. He teases Ed and gives him sarcastic remarks, and of course, teases him about his height.

"You IDIOT!"

Someone had yelled so loud, the whole military could hear.

"What?" said Roy Mustang, Lt. Colonel.

"How dare you tease me about my height! AGAIN!"

"You shouldn't take it that seriously, Fullmetal. You should be quite used to it."

Idiot. Ed had said. Over. And Over. In his head he had thought of Mustang as an idiot, which of course, he sorta was.

"I hate you" Ed had said.

"Of course you don't mean that. You practically act like you love me" Said Roy, with a smirk.

"WHAT?" said Ed. What did he just say?"

"I said, you act like you have some sort of crush on me. I CAN understand though. Who doesn't?"

"….YOU!" Ed was furious. He hated him for saying that. No, he hated him even more for saying that, how would Ed have a crush on him?

"Now…Are you leaving now? I'm sorry. I can't have a relationship with another man."

Ed blushed.

"What? I didn't even think about that!" Ed yelled. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!"

"The guy you seem to act like you have a crush on" Roy said, as he read his report.

"….GRRR" Ed ran off.

Sigh. Seriously Fullmetal. Everyone can tell that. Roy said to himself.

Ed ran out of Col. Mustang's office. Furious. Even more than he was before getting into his office. That JERK! That JERK! HOW COULD HE ACCUSE ME OF LIKING-! Ed was thinking until he was stopped. He was stopped after seeing the sight of his brother, Alphonse.

Alphonse Elric was Edward Elric's brother. Obviously, you already know that.

"Nii-san?"

"Al! You won't believe what Col. Mustang thought! He's such an idiot, a jerk, and I love him!" Ed said. Of course, not knowing his words.

Alphonse was shocked.

"E-Excuse me..? Nii-san?" Al was shocked. He hadn't known this fact about his brother. In fact, Alphonse thought Edward hated Col. Mustang more than anyone in the world.

"What? Al? Why are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong?"

"I never knew…nii-san…"

"Knew what?"

"Nii-san…we ARE talking about the same Col. Mustang right?"

"Yeah. Of course. Who else? You're so weird, Al." Ed laughed. "Who else is an idiot like him?"

Yeah. I'm weird. Thought Al.

"Nii-san…I..understand. So you like Col. Mustang?"

"WHAT! WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT NOW! SO EVEN YOU THINK THAT!" Ed was now mad at Al. He couldn't believe it.

"But-! Nii-san! You clearly-!"

"…I can't…ugh." Ed ran off again.

"But..nii-san..you said it yourself.." Al had said to himself. "And I love him."

It's what YOU said. Not me. Alphonse said.

Why? Why does Al even think I like that..that idiot! Why does everyone think I could like someone as idiotic as HIM? Why HIM? I can't believe it! Edward thought as he ran.

"Fullmetal?" Said…

"Col. Mustang" Ed said in an annoyed voice "What the hell"

They just stood there. Staring at one another.

To be continued.

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Worldlygate: YAY Roy/Ed ...

Ed: Freak...

Worldlygate: I know I am... smile

Ed: And she agrees too...

WorldlyGate: ...even though the fanfic isn't great..I just wanted to write a fic on Roy and Ed. Okay...see
ya.