Bart was at school. He didn't like school.
"Milhouse, I don't like school," Bart informed Milhouse at recess.
"I know."
"So, let's get out of here!"
"No, Bart. My mom said if I skip school one more time I'll have to get a tutor!"
"Milhouse, you had a tutor. You liked it."
"But that was when the teachers were on strike and there was no school on top of the tutoring!"
"Touché, my friend. You don't want school doubled, do you?"
"Nuh-uh."
"Hell, school by itself is enough torture."
"Uh-huh!"
"So, let's skip it!"
"Great idea, Bart!" Milhouse jumped up. They linked hands and walked casually off the school premises.
