Beneath Our Whomping Willow Tree

Beneath our Whomping Willow tree

I looked at h e r; she looked at m e

She had run just to meet us f4o4u4r4

The f1rst who 'spoke' was Gryffindor

He said, "I've seen you watching us."

She said,"I only do B'cause...

...I wanted to warn you that your...

...friendship will also end in war...

...just as your parents' did years ago."

Said Hufflepuff,"How could yoU know?"

He laughed jovially at h e r,

Then took Ravenclaw's hand "I'm sure,"

Helena said to him,"young one...

...you do not support my Baron...

...we're to be wed one night...

...but to take my hand is to fight...

...against the cunning and the wise."

"Do not you dare to weaponize...

...my father's house of snakes!" said I

"I warned you all that war was nye!"

The Prophet Girl, I call her now,

R a n faster than most brooms allow,

From our Whomping Willow tree,

From the Lion's son, Gryffindor,

The Raven's theif, Dame Ravenclaw,

Love struck Badger, boy Hufflepuff,

And Slytherin's Snake daughter,

This cunning Serpent, last standing,

Of the four founder's first offspring,

The guilt is ridden in her soul,

I know this is truth, for she is...

...ME...