~Silence~
WD:"you're a Diamond starlight."
Steven:"im a... WHAT?!"
WD:"starlight, you're a diamond."
Steven:"I'm a WHAT!?"
WD:"a diamond. Starlight."
steven:"I'm a DIAMOND!?"
WD:"yes pink, you are a diamond."
Steven:"but I'm just Steven."
WD:"well "Just Steven", you are a diamond."
Steven:"but im just Steven!"
WD:"no, "Just Steven", you, are a diamond!"
Steven:"listen here white diamond. Im just Steven!"
WD:"NO! Starlight! You are a diamond!"
Steven:"im not a diamond. White. Im just Steven."
WD:"listen pink. You're a diamond!"
Steven:"no white diamond, im just Steven."
WD:"starlight, for gems sake, you're a diamond!"
Steven:"a DIAMOND?! but im just Steven!"
WD:"nooo, "Just Steven", you're a diamond."
Steven:"i'm not a diamond, white, i'm just Steven!"
WD:"Noooooo "Just Steven" you're a diamond."
Steven:"im not a diamond, white,"
WD:"PINK! you are a Diamond!"
Steven:"listen here, white diamond, you DEFECTIVE OAF! Im not a FUCKING DIAMOND!"
WD:"for gods sake. Starlight, what is with this language!? you're a FUCKING DIAMOND!"
Steven:"i don't give a FUCK you GIRAFFE NECKED BITCH!im not a FUCKING DIAMOND!"
WD:"listen,Pink you're going to stay on homeworld. And you're gonna commit GENOCIDES & SHIT, and your gonna be FUCKING PLEASED about it!"
Steven:"i don't wanna do commit FUCKING GENOCIDE you BASKET-CASE...stick it up your FUCKING DICK-HOLE"
WD:"my FUCKING WHAT!?"
Steve:"White, yer' pushing me over the FUCKING LINE!"
WD:"no, im not. You are a Diamond. You are gonna stay on homeworld. You're gonna kill organics, you get a ship, you get a fucking pearl. It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"
Harry:"IM GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE PEARL!"
~Silence~
WD:"i did that when i was younger. And that was a bad move. You are a diamond..."
Steven:"i'm a WHAT?!"
WD:"YOU ARE A DIAMOND PINK FOR FUCKS SAKE LISTEN TO MEH"
Steven:"white, ive been through this i don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!"
WD:"this is NOT negotiable!you Come with me, you HIPPIE CURLY-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK FAT CUNT EAT MORE WANKER"
Steven:"I'LL FUCKEN SET YER' CAPE ON FIRE!"
WD:"MON' THEN YA' LITTLE HIPPIE CUNT SQUARE-GO LIKE'"
Steven:"I'LL FUCKEN BURST YE'"
WD:"right you, ya' little wank stain, if you don't get you'r act together, i'm gonna drag you to your room. You'll get a court, You'll get a pearl, that'll deliver you'r SHITEY MAIL and that'll be that. And you'll enjoy it ya' ch- shhh chhh chinky."
Steven:"I'LL fucken' NAW YER ARM OFF White."
WD:"listen you, get near my arm, and i'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH"
Steven:"I'LL PUMP YE' SILLY"
WD:"C'mon then ya' CUNT"
Steven:"SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA' CHUBBY CRACKER"
WD:"I'LL RAPTURE UR FUCKEN' ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE GEM COCK"
Steven:"I'LL RIP YER' GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE' ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT"
WD:"LES' GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA' LITTLE WANK"
EPILOGUE:
pink: *downs a shot*
*looks down*
"nope."
*downs another shot*