A/N:
What do you get had a dream about Glenn Miller, read a book about the Civil War, have the Beatles' "We Can Work It Out" in your head for two days straight, and have been experiencing withdrawal symptoms from lack of Purell hand sanitizer? This entirely random Civil War story! Please read. This should be interesting. Oooh yes. That's all I can really say. This is probably really really insane. That's ok! Smile! ::Sings: All you need is love! All you need is love! All you need is love! Love! Love is all you need!:: Oh, and this is the first story I tried in 'play' format. It just seemed easier, I guess. And if it looks too much link ~*Misty Dawn*~'s "What Zelda Characters Do With Their Spare Time", it's an entirely different idea. (I mean, me with my Beatles meets Robert E. Lee is not something of Misty's.) Anyways, hers are really funny.
Disclaimer:
I don't own Zelda, the Civil War, the Beatles, or any of their songs.
~*~The Civil War's Happy Ending~*~
MALON: Hey guys, I got an idea!
ZELDA/LINK/BOB(THE HAPPY MASK SHOP GUY)/RUTO: What?
MALON: Let's travel back in time to the end of the Civil War!
LINK: That sounds like a dandy idea!
ZELDA: Great! Let's head to the Temple of Time!
::At the Temple of Time::
BOB: Ok, I guess we just have to go through this portal...
RARU: You ain't goin through no portal without Raru! ::smiles::
EVERYONE ELSE: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!
RARU: So! Where're we goin?
MALON: We're going back to the time of the end of the Civil War!
RARU: Ooh, that sounds adventurous! Let's go!
EVERYONE: ::Hops through the portal::
::In the streets of some city on April something 1865::
EVERYONE IN THE STREETS: Woo hoo! The war's over! Woo hoo! No more fighting! Yeah!
ZELDA: Ooh, everyone seems quite happy! I say we go join them!
ALL: ::Starts screaming in the streets::
::"Battle Hymn of the Republic" starts to play in the background::
BACKGROUND: "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord..."
RUTO: This music sucks ass!
LINK: For once, you're right, Ruto! We better get some good music.
::Just then, the Beatles walk in::
ZELDA: Hey! It's the Beatles! ::Faints::
BOB: ::Catches Zelda:: Hey, they're not supposed to be around for almost another hundred years.
LENNON: But here we are!
BEATLES: ::Kicks out the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" people and starts setting up their guitars::
MALON: ::Points in a different direction:: There's Ulysses S. Grant! ::Faints::
LINK: ::Catches Malon:: Ok, I can see Zelda fainting when she sees the Beatles, but Ulysses S. Grant??
GRANT: I heard that!
LINK: ::blushes::
GRANT: And it's General Grant to you, fairy boy!
MALON: ::Runs up to Grant:: So sorry about my husband's rude behavior. Can I have your AUTOGRAPH??
GRANT: Sure! ::Signs Malon's dress::
MALON: ::Faints again and falls into the arms of Robert E. Lee::
LEE: Hey, who the hell's this?
GRANT: Beats me!
LEE: ::Drops Malon::
MALON: (To Lee) You're a jackass.
LEE: Hey! Watch what you say to war generals!
::A few moments later::
LENNON/McCARTNEY: ::Start singing "We Can Work it Out"::
ZELDA: That's my favorite song!
NANCY: Mine too! That's why I'm putting it in my story!
ZELDA: Isn't that a coincidence?
NANCY: Sure...
LINCOLN: Come on everybody! The war is over, and we all should be happy! Let the Black and the White join hands in brotherly love! ::Joins hands with a former slave::
EVERONE: ::Joins hands black/white
GRANT/LEE/LINCOLN/ZELDA/MALON/BOB/LINK/RUTO/NANCY: ::All have their arms around each other with a number of black and white people::
RARU: ::Runs up to Lee:: Hey! It's my long lost brother!
LEE: ::Hugs Raru:: Brother!
RARU: But wait! We have one more lost brother!
::Jingle bells are heard in the sky::
RARU/LEE: Santa!!!
SANTA: Ho ho ho! ::Hugs Raru and Lee:: My long lost brothers!
NANCY/GRANT/LEE/RARU/SANTA/LINCOLN/ZELDA/BOB/MALON/LINK/RUTO/McCARTNEY/LENNON/HARRISON/RINGO: ::All have arms around each other::
MALON: (to Nancy) Hey, why the hell do you get to be next to Ulysses?
NANCY: Because I want to!
EVERYONE WITH ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER: ::Sings: "We can work it out! We can work it out!"
~*~*~
A/N:
Aw! Now isn't that a happy ending! I just love "We can work it out!" Isn't it nice how I worked the Beatles into there? Yes Kates, Robert E. Lee DOES look like Santa Claus! Have a good night, everyone, and a pleasant tomorrow!
What do you get had a dream about Glenn Miller, read a book about the Civil War, have the Beatles' "We Can Work It Out" in your head for two days straight, and have been experiencing withdrawal symptoms from lack of Purell hand sanitizer? This entirely random Civil War story! Please read. This should be interesting. Oooh yes. That's all I can really say. This is probably really really insane. That's ok! Smile! ::Sings: All you need is love! All you need is love! All you need is love! Love! Love is all you need!:: Oh, and this is the first story I tried in 'play' format. It just seemed easier, I guess. And if it looks too much link ~*Misty Dawn*~'s "What Zelda Characters Do With Their Spare Time", it's an entirely different idea. (I mean, me with my Beatles meets Robert E. Lee is not something of Misty's.) Anyways, hers are really funny.
Disclaimer:
I don't own Zelda, the Civil War, the Beatles, or any of their songs.
~*~The Civil War's Happy Ending~*~
MALON: Hey guys, I got an idea!
ZELDA/LINK/BOB(THE HAPPY MASK SHOP GUY)/RUTO: What?
MALON: Let's travel back in time to the end of the Civil War!
LINK: That sounds like a dandy idea!
ZELDA: Great! Let's head to the Temple of Time!
::At the Temple of Time::
BOB: Ok, I guess we just have to go through this portal...
RARU: You ain't goin through no portal without Raru! ::smiles::
EVERYONE ELSE: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!
RARU: So! Where're we goin?
MALON: We're going back to the time of the end of the Civil War!
RARU: Ooh, that sounds adventurous! Let's go!
EVERYONE: ::Hops through the portal::
::In the streets of some city on April something 1865::
EVERYONE IN THE STREETS: Woo hoo! The war's over! Woo hoo! No more fighting! Yeah!
ZELDA: Ooh, everyone seems quite happy! I say we go join them!
ALL: ::Starts screaming in the streets::
::"Battle Hymn of the Republic" starts to play in the background::
BACKGROUND: "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord..."
RUTO: This music sucks ass!
LINK: For once, you're right, Ruto! We better get some good music.
::Just then, the Beatles walk in::
ZELDA: Hey! It's the Beatles! ::Faints::
BOB: ::Catches Zelda:: Hey, they're not supposed to be around for almost another hundred years.
LENNON: But here we are!
BEATLES: ::Kicks out the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" people and starts setting up their guitars::
MALON: ::Points in a different direction:: There's Ulysses S. Grant! ::Faints::
LINK: ::Catches Malon:: Ok, I can see Zelda fainting when she sees the Beatles, but Ulysses S. Grant??
GRANT: I heard that!
LINK: ::blushes::
GRANT: And it's General Grant to you, fairy boy!
MALON: ::Runs up to Grant:: So sorry about my husband's rude behavior. Can I have your AUTOGRAPH??
GRANT: Sure! ::Signs Malon's dress::
MALON: ::Faints again and falls into the arms of Robert E. Lee::
LEE: Hey, who the hell's this?
GRANT: Beats me!
LEE: ::Drops Malon::
MALON: (To Lee) You're a jackass.
LEE: Hey! Watch what you say to war generals!
::A few moments later::
LENNON/McCARTNEY: ::Start singing "We Can Work it Out"::
ZELDA: That's my favorite song!
NANCY: Mine too! That's why I'm putting it in my story!
ZELDA: Isn't that a coincidence?
NANCY: Sure...
LINCOLN: Come on everybody! The war is over, and we all should be happy! Let the Black and the White join hands in brotherly love! ::Joins hands with a former slave::
EVERONE: ::Joins hands black/white
GRANT/LEE/LINCOLN/ZELDA/MALON/BOB/LINK/RUTO/NANCY: ::All have their arms around each other with a number of black and white people::
RARU: ::Runs up to Lee:: Hey! It's my long lost brother!
LEE: ::Hugs Raru:: Brother!
RARU: But wait! We have one more lost brother!
::Jingle bells are heard in the sky::
RARU/LEE: Santa!!!
SANTA: Ho ho ho! ::Hugs Raru and Lee:: My long lost brothers!
NANCY/GRANT/LEE/RARU/SANTA/LINCOLN/ZELDA/BOB/MALON/LINK/RUTO/McCARTNEY/LENNON/HARRISON/RINGO: ::All have arms around each other::
MALON: (to Nancy) Hey, why the hell do you get to be next to Ulysses?
NANCY: Because I want to!
EVERYONE WITH ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER: ::Sings: "We can work it out! We can work it out!"
~*~*~
A/N:
Aw! Now isn't that a happy ending! I just love "We can work it out!" Isn't it nice how I worked the Beatles into there? Yes Kates, Robert E. Lee DOES look like Santa Claus! Have a good night, everyone, and a pleasant tomorrow!