A/N: A cute little episode around the beginning of Twilight.
Disclaimer: I am NOT Stephenie Meyer. I do not own Twilight. I do not own a cat named Peanut Butter.
I had just met Edward's siblings when it happened. Edward had left to go hunting so Alice hopped right up to me like a bunny and asked in the cutest voice I've ever heard, "Bella, do you love me?"
Flustered, I answered, "Sure…"
Alice rewarded me by asking, "Will you let me take you shopping? Pretty please with ice cream and chocolate sprinkles and a huge cherry on top?"
I answered, still flustered, "Umm… I don't know. You see Alice-"
What happened next shocked only me. Emmett came up screaming profanities at Alice.
"******, you little **** why the **** would you ask Bella to go shopping!?"
I gasped. Why doesn't Alice defend herself? I thought. Alice just smiled though.
"Well, Emmett. What would you rather us do?"
Emmett just grinned. "Why don't we play Wii? Or play some baseball?"
Panicking, I answered Alice quickly.
"Of course I'll go shopping with you. I'd love to Alice." I was trying to get out of anything where hand-eye coordination was needed.
"Great!" and with that she left the room to gather her credit cards.
Edward chose the moment to arrive.
"Hello, love. How was your day? I missed you."
Blushing slightly at his words I could only say, "It looks like I'm going shopping with Alice."
To my surprise, Edward groaned and said, " You should Never Agree To Shop With Alice."
"Why?" I asked.
"Oh, you'll see," he stated darkly. "They all see."