by Gai the man!
kazuya: lee give me back my book!
lee: no, you re stupid
kazuya: shut up, you're gay!
lee: yes I know! (author note:lee is gay hah hah!)
kazuya: hey jun let's get married baby
jun: no way becides i love gai!
gai: yeah I know
kazuya: hey man get offa my girl
gai: she ain't yours man cause you suck
(gai kills kazuya)
everyone: yay!
jun: gai I want you to make love to me
gai: later ok?
(gai leaves)
hwoang: hey jin i really love you not want to fight you!
jin: i feel the same lets get married baby
kazuya: no son of mine is gonna be a fruit!
gai: don't be a homophobe dude not cool!
gai kills kazuya
everyone: yay!
gai: hey look it's the world's greatest band of all time in the whole world aerosmith!1
aerosmith: mind if you jam with us man?
gai: sure I can roll with you gusy!
(gai and aerosmith play together on the guitar!)
kazuya: dude you guys suck!
gai: shut up dude you're gay!
(gai kills kazuya)(author note: aerosmith kicks ass and if you don't like them you're just gay)
everyone: yay!
jun: what a loser i'm glad he's dead
gai: i have to go learn to kick some more ass if I want to be the ultimate warrior
(gai goes sees baek)
gai: hey man teach me some moves!
baek: no way dude you're gonna have pay
gai: shut up man!
(gai kicks baeks' ass)
gai goes to see bosknovich)
gai: whats that machine do?
bosknovich: i can use it to clone things
gai: now there are 50 gais!
jin: hey gai we're gonna name our baby after you
howang:yeah
gai: cool man
(gai and heihachi watch the matrix together)
gai: this movie is the best!
heihachi: yeah it kicks ass!
gai: you go see it?
heihachi: i see it today!
(heihachi holds the 6th tekken tournament)
kazuya: you're going down man
gai: like hell dude
(gai kills kazuya)
(neo appears)
gai: whoa its neo from the matrix awesome!
neo gives gai the