Hi there everyone. The primary couple in this story is Corphish and Sunflora. I know by judging by the special episode in Mystery Dungeon 2, you'd probably think Loudred and Sunflora would be a couple. As far as I know, this story is the only one of its kind.
Thanks and please enjoy this one-of-a-kind fic ;)
I DON'T OWN POKEMON
CHAPTER 1
3 Pokemon were cheering loudly and excitedly as a small, glass bottle spun around several times. Loudred, Bidoof and Corphish had decided to play a nice hearty game of truth or dare to end the night.
The bottle stopped spinning and pointed at Bidoof who gave a startled yell. "Alright Bidoof, truth or dare?" Loudred asked.
"Ah...Uh..." Bidoof's eyes darted nervously from side to side. "Um...Truth."
Loudred grinned. "Now what's the biggest screw up you've ever done on a mission?"
Bidoof blushed a little and said: "I was fighting an outlaw and I was really scared so I flung an Iron Thorn in the wrong direction; then, he just knocked me out and ran." Loudred laughed.
Bidoof looked down dejectedly; Corphish patted his back and said: "Hey, it could happen to anyone."
"Yeah but it happened to you!" Loudred said before laughing again. Corphish's eyebrows were furrowed as as he spun the bottle again. It pointed at Loudred."
"Truth or dare?" Corphish asked.
Loudred stopped laughing and said: "Dare."
"Fine. I dare you to let me hit you."
Loudred's grin turned into a look of shock. "No way!" he yelled.
This time, Corphish grinned. Loudred sighed and closed his eyes as Corphish gave him a powerful Crabhammer to his cheek. He was knocked off his feet and Corphish and Bidoof laughed.
Rubbing his sore cheek, Loudred spun the bottle and it pointed at Corphish who stopped laughing instantly.
"Payback time. Truth or dare?" Loudred asked.
"Truth." Corphish answered.
Loudred thought long and hard for a question that would humiliate Corphish as he humiliated him. With a sly grin, that question came to him.
"Alright Corphish, here's my question: have you, ever in your whole life, fallen in love?"
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"H-Hey, what kind of question is that?" Corphish asked but the blush on his face was clearly noticeable.
"Answer it." Loudred insisted.
Corphish couldn't back out now. He took a deep breath and said: "Y-yes; there's this girl I kinda like. It's just a little crush, that's all!" he added defensively.
Bidoof smiled slightly while Loudred giggled. Corphish, still blushing, spun the bottle but it pointed at him again.
"Truth or dare?" Loudred asked again.
Corphish gulped. "Truth."
"Is this girl you like someone you know?"
"Er...Um...Yes." His blush intensified as he spun the bottle and it pointed at him again much to his dismay.
"Truth or dare?" Loudred asked for the 3rd time.
"Dare." Corphish said. He was really starting to get nervous.
"Then I dare you to tell me who this girl is!" Loudred cried out joyously.
"Hey, hey! Can you do that?" Corphish cried out.
"You can here! Start talking crab boy!"
"They seemed to have forgotten me. Bidoof thought. "But maybe that's a good thing."
"Fine!" Corphish shouted then his voice softened. "It's...it's...Sunflora..."
There one second of silence and then, Loudred burst out laughing.
"You...You love...Sun...!" Was all he was able to choke out.
"I said it's just a little crush!" Corphish yelled defensively. "I mean, who wouldn't like Sunflora? She's so pretty and cute and funny and sweet and when she laughs, it kinda makes you wanna too."
But Corphish stopped mid sentence seeing that this was just making Loudred laugh louder. With his face completely scarlet, Corphish spun the bottle and it pointed at him again.
"STOP PICKING ON ME YOU STUPID BOTTLE!" Corphish shouted.
"Truth or dare?" Loudred asked again.
"T-Truth." Corphish answered.
"I'm gonna like this." Clearly, Corphish wasn't going to. "Do you really just have a small crush on Sunflora or are you actually totally in love with her?"
That took Corphish completely off guard. "Uh...I...Well..." he stuttered. finally fed up, he stood up quickly.
"Fine, I admit it! I...I really really love Sunflora!"
Corphish was blushing furiously and panting like he was fighting. Loudred Loudred was rolling on the floor laughing his heart out while Bidoof watched them still forgotten.
Then the door opened and Chatot stuck his head in. "Can you please keep it down? The rest of us are trying to sleep."
"Sorry about that Chatot; we'll go to sleep now." Loudred answered. Chatot closed teh door and Loudred turned to Corphish.
"Night Corphish. Good luck with Sunflora." he said. With a laugh, he went to sleep. Bidoof did the same but Corphish remained standing still staring blankly before him. Finally after a few minutes, he lied down and tried to sleep.
However, Corphish could hardly sleep, partly because of Loudred's usually loud snoring and partly because he had just realized that his feeling for Sunflora wasn't just a small, innocent crush but true, full-time love, not that he didn't like it. True, Loudred was extremely annoying picking on his feelings like that but he couldn't stop loving her the way he did.
Finally, Corphish was able to fall asleep. Nothing can make his situation worse right?"
