Oh my doo doo monkey. Hellos to all!!! Long to time no type eh? Yah pretty much screwed over my account…not doing much :(. The same old crap nowadays, not much of a surprise. Dx Hmmm so I made it to a sequel…and I've been working around it, I do have my plot and I now have my soundtrack…heck yah. Which reminds me to post the soundtrack for CITA in case people want to know, or didn't catch the artist/song name. :) Happy Freakin' New Year…get drunk on apple cider! -thumbs up- God I fucking love that stuff!!!

Disclaimer: Naruto's not mine…har har har!

Chapter 1

" Why the hell is it hot today?" Sakura laid upside down on the single couch chair, fanning herself with a wad of useless fan letters. She grumbled at the sight of the time ticking away oh so slowly. The ticker hit precisely at 5:15 in the morning, way too early to even be awake. Sakura shifted her body weight off towards the side then landing on the warm, fuzzy carpet. Making her way to the endless tiles of the kitchen floor, she pounded her fist on the messenger machine and whipped out an apple from the fridge. There are six hundred and fifty-two new messages

Sakura made a face. ' Who the hell would call overnight, don't tell me that bastard's gone international now… 652 my ass.' Sakura pressed the delete button firmly once, then twice to delete all noted messages. She chomped loudly on her apple as a stress reliever from the countless overload of messages, and calls, majority of them are fangirls imitated the voice of Mikoto. So even went the extra mile and created a crappy voice imitation of Fugaku.

Sakura mumbled irritably in a low voice, "Hello, is my son there… you know the one with the sexy face, amazing eyes, and don't forget to mention that cute butt of his! I bought him a dog!"

Sakura snickered. "Sure…just go do your dog now bitch."

Coincidentally, the phone rang uncontrollable with its obnoxious ongoing ringing. Sakura glared at the damn machine just hoping that person on the other line would go away. She huffed and clasped the phone to her ear.

" Hello you must have the wrong number, if you want to die just unhook the cord. If you want this in Japanese press I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING DAMN," Sakura yelled so loudly, her cheeks grew hot.

A deep voice responded back. " This is―."

" Sorry I don't think I have a membership for the Sasuke's Gay Lovers Unite right now," Sakura inched away from the phone, " and don't fucking call back again!" Sakura slammed the phone on the receiver and knocked the phone straight towards the tiled floors.

The phone rang again.

Sakura pointed at the machine, " Shut the hell up!!"

She frowned at the annoying phone angrily. " Okay you little crappy shit. I will not let you screw my morning up!!"

Sakura placed the phone against her ear, " HELLO." She greeted not at all happy.

" I'm Uchiha Itachi."

A small, but audible voice followed after. " Ita….chi."

Sakura first coughed then went into a blank silence. She blinked and scratched her head, ' what the hell is that? Kermit the Frog reborn? Well I guess bringing up the membership didn't go as planned…'

"…Quiet." Itachi's voice kept the same low frequency, " Sasuke should be expecting me…our annual acquaintance."

Sakura tapped the table barely grasping the words due to her sleepiness. " Basically you're coming over to torment his ass?"

Seconds of silence and sounds of lips smacking until he responded back, " Hn, you catch on quite quick."

" Yah well, it's not much of surprise since I live with him and his All-mighty Uchiha-ness everyday," She leaned against the wall, talking back to Itachi.

He replied nonchalantly, " You're the girlfriend I suppose."

Sakura leaned on the counter, " Hm, you catch on quick."

Itachi let out a semi-cough that was close to a hearty laugh, " Sasuke's never fully introduced us, and must he be foolish without telling me about his female influence."

" Eh, I met Mikoto she's a stunning lady, I can tell from looking at Sasuke he got his looks inherited by his mother. Fugaku is a stern, ordered man, but charming at the same time. Sasuke's little snotty attitude shows, however I suppose Uchihas aren't at all bad."

" My otouto seems to be content."

" If you want to put it like that, sure oniisan. Oh and I'm going about a whim here, but you're going to drag along whatever the hell I'm hearing over the phone with you?"

" My fiancée," Itachi cleared his throat.

Sakura shivered, " My condolences you'll have to commit to her nagging when she popping out babies here and there…good luck that mess."

She hung up the phone and slammed it against the machine.

" Well who the wakes up right after getting laid and call your brother's house?"

Having to calm her from that absurd conversation, she rubbed her temples to calm her down, and turned of to the side. The moment she turned around she fell her bouncing of a wall onto the floor surface. That wall just happened to be her now 18 year pain in the ass, or boyfriend. Sakura lifted herself and patted Sasuke in the shoulder, " Thanks for the catch macho man."

Sasuke stood there looking tired than usual he stepped pass her into the kitchen," Hn, you're incentive is to make me breakfast."

Sakura flipped herself back up and grabbed a chair to sit on. She watched him from the countertop and replied back, " Hm I'm not making it you're bastard hinny-ness, shouldn't a grown man make his own damn food?"

Sasuke shuffled through towards the refrigerator in search for food. He muttered in a whisper, " That fall must have had an affect on you."

Sakura threw a piece of wax fruit off the table piece and aimed it straight at him. " You're lucky I'm half-awake! Oh and your handsome brother dropped a hello―twice."

Sasuke snarled at the words handsome and brother. They were just brothers that didn't see eye to eye sometimes, the usual oil and water analogy. Sakura patted his cheek and cooed at him, having a knock out mocking him. Sasuke clocked his eyebrow up and grabbed her wrist in detest.

" I am not the household pet."

" Keke, you're still my number one, even if Itachi's a stud," Sakura wrapped her arms around Sasuke's broad stomach.

" Make that promising and I won't bug you about our future plans."

Sakura frowned at him, " Ehhh, how about a smooch for your 18 years of that ass-y ego."

" Save it for later, don't want to look bad in front of your bro-in-law." Sasuke patted the top of her untamed pink hair. Sakura scrunched her face and headbutt his toned chest.

" You make it sound so official. Bro-in-law?"

" Hn."

Sakura playfully jumped on his back right after he was heading towards the halls. " Sasuke's grown up now…finally you're starting to make me look like a freakin' hag!!" Sakura patted his hair and started to make little French braids. Sasuke sneered at his girlfriend and dropped her off his back, he then undid the hairstyle Sakura mindlessly tried on him.

He stood beside her with a tired expression, " No disagreement."

Sakura fumed and knocked him from his shins. " Alright you bastard say that again!"

Sasuke groaned, " Mornings are definitely not your best."

A few hours later, as the sun started to arise…

Sakura ended up passed out on the couch again, as Sasuke had predicted early. Itachi was about to arrive in the afternoon, but on occasions he just liked to pop whenever the hell he wants to.

Sasuke squeezed the remote under his palm, almost producing cracks on the side. He relaxed into the leather couch, waiting silently for Itachi's arrival. He poked Sakura to wake her up again, but she is a heavy sleeper.

" Sakura get your ass up, and get dressed."

Sakura breathed in and out rhythmically, cuddling against the pillows. She muttered back at him, " Five minutes….Mom."

" Yeah, I definitely look like a female in your eyes."

She lifted her head with her eyes shut closed and continued mumbling, " What's for breakfast…is Dad fucking laughing again? Gilbert?" She chuckled, then went back to snoring.

Sasuke patience ended; he rolled her off the couch until she blankly fell on the carpet. He leaned down and yelled at her, " Sakura…Itachi's coming and you look like a fucking homeless mess!"

Sakura shouted back at him, " YES, I want the damn sugar on my coffee! Gawd Mom!"

Sasuke went over the kitchen and poured cold water in bowl, plus adding ice cubes to make her extra awake. He stood in front of her sleeping body and slowly poured the contents down, as she squirmed and gurgled out the cold water.

" Asshole!!"

" Wake up bubblegum…you have to meet your handsome bro."

Sakura grabbed the hem of his shirt and rubbed her pink hair over it to dry. " I can't wait," she smiled and pointed to the restroom, " maybe should change…you should too, just some advice."

He growled at her, took off the shirt, and handed to her with an irresistible smirk.

" Your turn to do the laundry this week."

Sakura snatched it away and whipped the shirt in the air, while making her way to the bathroom, " Since it's King Bastard's lovely birthday…I have to do his dirty laundry."

" I like them ironed too," Sasuke mentioned before picking up another shirt from his room.

" Momma's boy…" She muttered in the bathroom.

A short time after…

Sakura dressed up in a simple dress top and striped black shorts picking out her teeth with her finger. Sasuke wore regular jeans with a dry shirt, he glared at Sakura's new habit.

" Yes I am normal human being…we all do stupid ass things."

"…"

" Anywho, your bro. has a fiancée, what do you have to say about that?"

" I don't give damn about who my brother dates, marries, fucks, etc."

Sakura snickered loudly, " I can absolutely tell…so how long he's been at it with this mysterious hooker?"

" Oh and off for 6 months, both my otousan and okaasan met them 2 months ago…" He carelessly answered.

" Whoa, she must be good at her job, she was practically whispering his fucking name over the phone," She shook her head away from the thought.

" Itachi's dumbass one nights turned into a 'stay at night' with her, he also got her pregnant, then he decided to settle."

" What a dump, they were probably drunk in the making of a shitty relationship," Sakura watched the clock tick slowly than ever before. Sasuke shrugged, he really didn't give a damn.

" Aa, Otousan and okaasan don't approve…I don't disagree at all."

" Well I can't wait to meet this chick," Sakura scooted closer to Sasuke, " So do you think I'm a shoe in for mother's best?" Sasuke swung a free arm around Sakura's waist.

" Better than mother's bitch."

Sakura laughed against his bare arm, " You're family's a cracktastic bunch," she sighed," I wish I had siblings."

" Hn, you can watch your children have siblings," Sasuke smirked towards her. Sakura jumped on his lap and placed an arm around his neck, " If I'd be married to you I don't know the hell I'm going to do with you."

Sasuke 'hn-ned' and leaned forward for a kiss, Sakura smiled cheesily at him. They're lips met for a meer three seconds when the doorbell sound vibrated throughout the apartment.

" Showtime, put your best game face on." Sakura leeped out of his lap and faced his body. Sasuke slightly frowned, not wanting to deal with Itachi's visit or the fact that he's going to be celebrating it with him also. Sakura looked at his clueless expression, " Yeah that's how it looks like, a half-assed donkey face."

" Hn," He walked towards the door and quickly swung it open to be presented by his older sibling and his dear fiancée.

" Foolish otouto, can't get your ass up to open the door," Itachi sneered, then grinned at him. He walked around him with his woman on his arm, Sasuke fumed and slammed the door shut.

Itachi eyed Sakura and kissed her hand gently, from behind Sasuke tried to his cool. Sakura greeted both then reached Sasuke over, so she didn't feel left behind with the conversation. Smiling sheepishly, Sakura shook hands with the fiancée.

" I'm Miku," she said with a sweet voice. She was a petite woman with a conservative style, she adopted sleek, black, lengthy hair, and set of sepia eyes to match. She looked of the age twenty-three, but the way dressed she looked about twenty.

" Ah well, are you guys legit?" Sakura asked out in the open. Itachi nodded and stole a glare at Sasuke.

" Well looks like my otouto is grown man as of today, no disappointment to what you've done in life," Itachi smirked. Sasuke hid his emotions well and shown no annoyance so far. Itachi could feel this aura about him; some kind of sibling rivalry that doesn't seem end.

"…In fact I've decided to invite your personal friends to nice, small restaurant for your celebration." Itachi handed Sasuke a small evelope with the invitation.

" Hn, thanks," Sasuke tucked it inside his pants. Sakura just kept smiling, not really ready to start up a new conversation. Miku coughed at the long, dead quietness. She smiled then whispered something towards Itachi; she grasped Sakura's wrist after giving her a quick peck. Sakura followed grumpily and stumbled out to the patio outside, with Miku right in front of her.

Sakura grinned and took a chair from the patio, sitting down. Miku sat across from her, not smiling, nor talking, just staring. Soon she went of into an insane chuckle and crossed her arms delicately on the table. Her head bowed slightly so that her bangs shadowed a fraction of her peach complexion.

" I know exactly what you're up to, little brat," she hastily said.

Sakura scoffed, " You act like you know me, I think us becoming sisters-in-laws is going to be a fucking riot."

Miku starting stroking her fingers under her chin, and laughed loudly, " I remember seventeen," she paused, " so naïve and adventurous."

" Adventurous? Wow you must have sleep with every guy you got your hands on. I could imagine what sort of disease you might have in you."

" Ha, what foul thing to say to your oneesan, you should learn some manners, show class and get a fucking clue," Miku pouted at her imaginative reply.

Sakura slouched in her chair and titled her head, " Isn't that what you are? In case I haven't checked, I believe whores like to seduce their man while their talking on the phone, I'm surprised I didn't hear screaming."

Miku dropped her mouth and clicked her tongue, " Don't think you can screw up my chance with Itachi, I got him where I want him."

" Oh so you're a gold digger too, should I be surprise with your goody-to-shoes dress up or are you just in this to impress the Uchihas?" Sakura got up from the table, but pushed back down firmed by Miku. Miku squeezed her shoulder and sneered.

" Listen good, Itachi loves me and I love him, I'm going to an Uchiha no matter what, and a little snotty bitch like you got nothing on me. Maybe I could trade somebody more suitable for my little sister."

Sakura smacked her hand away from her shoulder, " So the mysterious hooker does have some backbone, to bad your shit talking won't be tolerable, you don't look very Uchiha to me."

" Ha, funny pink bitch I am Uchiha status, just look at me. Oh, and just you wait, Sasuke's going to ditch you after I have someone more pretty and respectable chasing after him," Miku stepped her foot down against the ground patio. Sakura

pushed her off shoulder-to-shoulder and strolled past her.

" Heh, I'm not going anywhere princess you might as well just date both of them, just to prove you're a slut," Sakura gave a peace sign and entered the room, leaving a few second gap for Miku to come in. Itachi genuinely smiled at Miku and asked if everything was fine.

" Of course, honey, Sakura and I were getting to know each other pretty nicely," she smiled and stared at Sakura. Sakura put a grinned and rolled her eyes at that.

Itachi and Miku bid goodbyes, then heading out of the apartment. Sasuke punched the wall with his fist. Sakura stopped him from causing any severe damage to the wall.

" I take it this reunion was crap."

" Aa," Sasuke grabbed a chilled bottle of water from the fridge.

Sakura ruffled her hair in bundles, " All I have to say is Itachi's crazy to be marrying that bitch."

Sasuke sighed, " Hn, it's nothing new, his last ex-girlfriend was an alcoholic."

" Wow, well looks like we have a fucking shindig to take care of…"

" Don't remind me."

Evening time…

Sakura and Sasuke got nicely dressed and suited to the restaurant event, all in casual black, Sasuke with his usual dress shirt and pants, and Sakura with plain cocktail dress. Sakura went arm-in-arm with her man to the entrance were they met all the others, even surprisingly teachers. Everyone cheered for they're arrival and Naruto whistled loudly at them, " Sasuke-teme's grown now!!!"

" Shut up dobe!!!" Sasuke pointed and him and smirked, Sakura pulled him towards the large table, where they sat near Fugaku and Mikoto. Sasuke greeted his father with a bow and slightly hugged his mother. Sakura did the same and smiled friendly at them.

Mikoto announced a toast to the table, " Everyone, I would like to purpose a toast to my youngest son, and his seventeen birthday, to good luck and good health. Cheers." Everyone cheered in unison and continued to chatter among each other.

" I guess this wasn't what a family dinner would be imagined huh?" Sakura purposed. Mikoto waved her hands in air and giggle.

" Nonsense, we're happy so long as it's not quiet than our usual dinners. With such grown men around the table, I can't enjoy a decent conversation without having three similar answers."

Sasuke nodded and dined on what was served, a light side salad with a crab cake of to the side. Sakura induled on the food, and everyone seemed to have a lovely time. Mikoto brought out her camera and immediately started talking pictures of Sasuke every second, literally. Fugaku stopped her from getting carried on further and in came Itachi and Miku.

They seated right across from Sasuke and Sakura, greeting Fugaku and Mikoto before taking their seats.

" Lovely to see you otousan," Itachi nodded and recived a grunt, " and okaasan you look stunning today."

" Arigato Itachi, you look well dressed for your brother's gathering," Mikoto slightly pinched his cheek and resumed eating.

Itachi smirked, " Anything to do with family."

"Hn," Sasuke chomped on his crab cake, while glaring at him. Sakura repeated this too, looking at Miku unpleasantly. Sakura broke away her staring and excuse herself politely to go sit with the others, Fugaku and Mikoto gladly allowed her. Sasuke followed along too, trying not to stand stay any longer at that end of the table.

Sakura hugged all her friends and comfortably gave hand shakes to all the guys expect Naruto. They stayed, chatted, laughed, and enjoyed everyone's company. Sakura gathered Ino, Tenten and Hinata to talk about a short performance and left the table to set up with the restaurant manager. In a few moments later, they arrived on stage grabbing the attention of the crowd.

Sakura held the mic in her hands and waited for the people to settle, " Hello Japan! Well tonight's a special night and we got a spicy birthday man to sing to, so listen up."

Somehow everything's gonna fall
Right in to place.
If we only had a way to make it all fall faster everyday.

If only time flew like
a dove.
God make it fly.
Faster than I'm falling in love.

Chorus:
This time we're not givin up.
Let's make it last forever.
Screamin'
Hallelujah.
We'll make it last forever.

Holdin' on to patience wearin' thin
I can't force these eyes to see the end.
If only time flew like
a dove.

We could watch it fly.
And just keep lookin' up.

Chorus

And we've got time
On our hands.
And we've got
Got nothing but time on our hands.
Got nothing but
Got nothing but
Got nothing but time on our hands.

Chorus

Sakura clapped to the girls and winked towards Sasuke. She jumped of the stage that was set up and scrambled back to her seat.

" Like that tune?"

" Better than my whole day," Sasuke leaned forward a gave her a peck lips. Sakura tugged on his sleeve and put it around her shoulder, leading him outside.

" C'mon seventeen year old I had a surprise for you!" Sakura dragged him out to the parking lot and pointed to a junky looking moped. Sasuke rose an eyebrow, " Thanks." Sasuke look at the atroceious mobile and just hugged his girlfriend.

" Honestly do you like a piece of shit?" Sakura snorted and kicked it off to the side, " Don't worry I won't ruin your man-ego like that with a measly moped."

Sakura brought him around the corner, and his saw a nice, sweet ride. She pulled him closer to the motorcycle.

" You like?" She patted the leather interior and pointed to the side of the onyx colored bike, " I even got your name on it in case someone decides to jack it."

Sasuke wrapped his arms around Sakura and smirked just looking at the nice dark details. Sakura kissed his cheek, " Happy Birthday King Bastard…and to many more crazy-ass ones."

" Hn, no to the reunions..."

First chapter of …BOTC sha-bang. I'm doing something different in the end credits then just typing so I call this my funny/favorite recap…basically commenting on random crap. Or just my spiffy way of inserting author notes in parentheses….enjoy your cup of crap…I mean commentary.

Itachi makes his debut, and he is taken. Bummer. xD
Miku supposedly nice and sincere, but in the end she's a loserslut. :/
Sakura was going to slap that mofo, but I didn't do that….damn.
Hmm…so I think I'm going to have to change the apartment to a condo or something, my cracky mind created an upstairs apartment with a pool in the back….har har. XP
Uchiha Bros. Hmm what can I say…they are pretty sexy. -.-;
The song Paramore – Hallelujah (man they got famous from MTV…not cool).
My intro chapters are boring...gahlee!

Done.
Thanks for reading ff users or non ff users….stalkers, I mean really pwnful people who have/deserve an account and write creative things unlike me. -.o See yah! 2008 whoot!

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