Hello awesome readers! If you care to read this author's note, you will know that this story is werid! And funny! So pleaseenjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. It belongs to J.K Rowling :)
Hermione: Co'mon! You have to do you're homework too, you know!
Me: It's SUMMER! And go away! You have to be IN the story.
Hermione: Well I'm not helping you with it then-
Me: Yada, Yada, Yada... You guys read while me and Hermione figure this out :)
Hermione: I'm going to report this to Proffesser...
Me: ENOUGH WITH THE HOMEWORK IN SUMMER!
Hermione sat down at the cherry wooden table in Honeydukes. She could have sworn that she heard Darth Vader eating Pizza under one of the random tables, but she was trying to focus on when Honeydukes had started selling ice cream!
"Com'on, Hermione," Ron said, carrying a humungous load of chocolate ice cream with rainbow sprinkles. "Your mom and dad must be mental if they don't let you eat ice cream!"
Hermione shook her head. "It's not healthy. And besides..." she countinued lecturing Ron and Harry about how it's not healthy, until Fred and George snuck over behind her. Uh-oh indeed. Darth Vader stopped chewing his pizza to watch them.
"If we do our homework," Harry said. "If you taste a this ice cream." he gestured toward the ice cream that was passed from under the table by two very mischievous Weasley twins.
She could almost see the bowl of ice cream quiver from the tension in the air, or maybe Thorin's magesticness reached it. Hermione slowly put the spoon of ice cream in her mouth, and screamed.
"I NEED ICE CREAM! I NEED IT! MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!"
She jumped on the table that Darth Vader was on (knocking it over and revealing him in the process) and snuck away creepily.
After her, Gollum came pounding after her, screaming about how she stole his precious.
Lol, I might another chapter if I get enough reviews. Please review though, smiley faces are okay, even one word is fine! Bye!
Warning: I am not responsible for any brain damage this may cause.