18 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
18 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black By: TYANATOR
1. For Christmas, buy him a collar and lead with 'good boy' printed along it.
2. Howl whenever he tries to say anything.
3. Throw a twig into the forest and scream 'FETCH!'
Cry until he agrees to go after it.
When he doesn't fetch the sticks you throw for him cross you arms and say, "What kind of dog are you?"
4. Constantly remind him the love of his life chose to be with someone who wanted to suck the life out of her rather than him.
5. Lock him in a room with Paul and give them something to argue about.
6. Tell him Edward changed Bella into a vampire and she is coming for his blood.
7. Invite him round for dinner and serve him a bowl of pedigree dog food, 'better by nature'. Remind him to eat all the veggies.
8. Carry something silver around with you (forks, spoons, jewelry) and throw them at him screaming "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
9. Replace his shampoo with dog's flea shampoo.
10. Whenever you see him call him 'Jakey boy', and whistle to him like a dog.
11. Whenever you see a cat, give him a shove and shout "Go get it Jakey! Go chase the kitty!"
When he doesn't chase it cross you arms and say, "What kind of dog are you?"
12. Salute him and shout "YES SIR!" after everything he says.
13. Walk behind him for a long time and when he asks what your doing say, "Where does you tail go when your not a wolf?"
14. Take away his bed to a rubbish dump and replace it with a dog bed.
15. When he yells at you, say that if he's going to insist on being a dog, he's got to act like it.
16. Wear a brown wig and follow him everyone squeaking "I'm Bella! Kiisss me Jacob! Kkkiiisss mmeeeee!"
17. Ask him again why he couldn't kill Victoria but Edward could.
18. Show him the number of Edward fans compared to the number of Jacob fans.