I give you permission to slap me!
*shakes head* I need to learn to finish fanfics! I will finish them, I promise…anyways this idea came across to me in the bathroom in oddest of places, lol. Try and enjoy? And slap me! I don't mind…
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Puck walked over to the dumpster where his, football friends were waiting for him, he greeted them with a 'hey'.
"So, we're throwing a party, and we're gonna invite the cheerleaders" Dave said, but then sighed "And Sue told us all the cheerleaders, so that means the oreo pair…"
"The what pair?" Puck said, slightly confused.
"Oreo, y'know? Fag princess and the fat chick?" Dave said, Puck's face showing confusion "You know because an oreo is black and white?" Puck's face still confused "Never mind dude, you've ruined the moment"
"Anyway, I'm planning on getting laid by Santana tonight" Nate said, cracking his hands together.
"Dude hot!" Jack said, giving Nate a high 5.
"You okay with that Puckerman?" Nate asked.
"Yeah, sure why not?" He said, leaning against the dumpster.
"Would ya looky here" Dave said, looking at the black car pulling into the school. "Looks like 'oreo' has arrived" Just then Kurt and Mercedes stepped out of the car.
They walked past the dumpster, muttering something about outfits for the party tonight. They barley noticed the jocks.
"Dude! What is up with you?" Nate asked, Puck.
"Nothin' why?"
"You haven't thrown faggy in the dumpster for weeks?" Nate said, Puck thought well I'm in glee now…and I'm pretty sure Mercedes would kill me…Hey oreo I get it now Puck began to smirk at getting the joke.
"Oh god! He's in love with the fag!" Dave said.
"What the fuck dude?" Puck said, clenching his fist, he would never love that princess…wtf? he thought.
"Did you see his face, when we mentioned Hummel?" Dave said, looking at the other guys.
"I just got the oreo joke, ok?" He said getting angry.
"Yeah, yeah" Nate said.
"Prove your not inlove with the fag." Dave said, squaring up to Puck.
"Okay, I will" Puck said, thinking of what he could do. "But what will I do?" He asked.
"I duno, cut his breaks?"
"Dude he could get hurt if I do that"
"So your admitting your inlove with him?"
"Cut his breaks it is…" Puck said, as the jocks nodded and began to walk inside the building.
Puck just snorted, he'd cut Hummel's breaks but not to far…so he could stop…God what was he think he thought to himself.
It was Friday, which meant first class Spanish. Which meant most of the kids were glee kids. He took his seat which was (unfortunately) in-between the 'oreo' ok…Puck had to admit he liked the nickname.
Both of them where leaning on the desk talking to each other.
"You can not wear that, Cedes! You'll look like a burnt ompa lompa, where the cream with eu-"
"Kurt? Are you being serious I can't wear that it's-" Hummel interrupted her.
"It's flattering to your body, believe me I know"
Just then Mr Schue walked in "Ok, class no talking. Hola, Que tal?"
The class answered together.
Well today's going to be fun. Puck thought, as he listened to oreo fighting over what to wear.