A/N: Hi lovelys!!! I decided to finally grab all my random dribble drabbles and put them all in one place. Many of these will be the ones Ive posted on tumblr and in response to various facebook groups prompt or pairing challenges. Most of these are under 400 words and will be very tiny scenes. But I am proud none the less!!!

Pairing:Draco and Hermione

Rating: T

"Malfoy! It's been hour's now, we are clearly lost!" The frazzled witch exclaimed, whilst fighting back the urge to pummel her partner to death.

"Look Granger, It's not my fault you can't follow directions!" Draco retorted, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

"Excuse me?! I follow direction perfectly fine! As for my nitwit of a partner," Hermione shoved a finger hard into Dracos chest and continued, "Who writes them down in a manner befitting a toddler, there in lies the issue at hand!"

Draco rubbed at the place where she had poked him and winced, "Bloody hell woman, keep those harpee talons go yourself next time." She narrowed her eyes at him and preceded to poke him a few more times-while also giving him a verbal lashing.

"You moronic,"*poke* egotistical, *poke* *selfish, *loathsome,... He tried to swat her away but failed miserably, instead he choose to grab her by the shoulders and do the only thing that ever shut the insufferable beauty up. Capturing her lips in his, he swallowed down the arsehole she was trying to yell out, as it escaped her mouth.

"That isnt always gonna work you know." She breathed out softly a few minutes later, as he released her from his embrace.

"As long as its me attempting it, it will always work." He smirked. "Now let me see what I wrote down, maybe you're reading it wrong."

Hermione reached into her pocket and pulled out the folded piece of parchment, "A little light please."

Draco leaned over and held up his wand, its tip illuminated and casting a soft glow over them. "See," she pointed at one of the sections of the parchment, "this street doesnt even exist! There is no alley here!"

He failed to hold back the hearty laughter as he realized her mistake.

"Love, its upside down." He plucked it from her hands and flipped it around.

"Oh and that's funny is it? Well guess what else is awfully comical. You and your hand, for the unforeseeable future."