"You can't catch me! Nanananaboooboo!" A small baby Midna blew a raspberry Link. "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, 'cause you can't fly like I can!" Midna floated just out of Link's reach.
"Give it back! That's my sword!" Infant Link made a desperate grab at his toy sword, dangling from Midna's hands. "Give me my sword now!" Link stomped the ground.
"No! I wanna play with it! You had it all day!" Midna held it up higher than ever. "It's my turn now!"
A small baby Link threw himself on the ground, and began to cry. "WAAAAAAA! She took my sword! WAAAAAA" He began to kick and scream.
Midna smiled a toothless smile at little Link and turned him into a baby wolf cub. He whimpered. "My sword!" She cried.
Just then another baby crawled in. His greenish skin and bright orange hair portrayed that he was baby Ganondorf. "When I gwow up, I wanna wule Hywule." He crawled over to where wolf Link was whimpering and bopped him on the head. "Shut up doggy! Your wuining my plans!"
The wolf Link whimpered some more. He rolled over on his belly and barked when he saw a small baby princess enter the room.
"Wink! You're a puppy dog!" Baby Zelda clapped her hands together. "Midna! Tuwn Winky back into a boy!" Zelda made a small Din's Fire in her little hands. "Or I'll blow you awl up!"
"No! I don't wanna!" Midna pouted.
"Fine then. Din's Fire!" Zelda threw the little Din's Fire at Midna. The fire hit Midna's hand, causing her to drop the sword. Crying, Midna turned Link back to a boy before Zelda could hurt her again.
"I've gotta booboo!" Midna started crying, holding her bruised hand. "Someone kiss my booboo!" As Midna said this, a small baby Zant crawled in, his big eyes growing wide at the sight of Midna's booboo.
"Middy! Your hurt!" Zant crawled toward Midna, and sat down next to her. The both looked at Midna's booboo, and started crying.
Meanwhile, Link was hitting Ganondorf on the head with his plastic sword. "Get away frwom me Wink! Your ruining my maze!" Ganondorf was coloring in a book on a page that had Hyrule castle at one end, and a big maze at the other. "I wanna get to the castle!"
"No! That's Zelda's castle! You can't have it!" Link hit Ganondorf harder. "I have to save Zelda's castle!"
Zelda, on the other hand, had fallen asleep on the floor. Ganondorf spotted Zelda sleeping and crawled over to her. Her grabbed her arms had started to move them, waking her up. "I'll use Zelda as a puppet if you don't go away!"
"WAAAAAA Wink! Save me!" Zelda started crying.
Link hit Ganondorf hard enough that he let go of Zelda and started to cry. "You wuined my plan!" He started to sob quietly in the corner.
"YAY! Winky! You saved me!" Zelda gave Link a hug. "I wuv you!"
Just then the three Goddesses walked into the room. "Looks like someone needs a nap." They picked up all the babies and put them in little cribs. "They look so innocent, I bet that when they grow up, they'll all be the greatest of friends." Din said as she looked at the sleeping infants.
"Probably." The other two goddesses agreed. They left the room, leaving the sweet babies behind to sleep.