Hoi Hoi Hoi! NyanToDaMax here, and welcome to my first fanfic on the site! If you're reading this, that means that you actually clicked on this thing! Yay! Anyways, there are a few things in this chapter that I shall explain at the end, so hold your horses, okay? Reminder: This is my first story. Go easy on me ;_;

Master Hand set down the last stack of papers with a sigh. Finally done he thought, I should really get some rest now. Master looked and the clock positioned on his office desk.

4:22 AM? Wow, I've been up for way too long. Master got out of his chair and floated over to his office door. Unfortunately, opening the door turned out to be a horrible idea.

As soon as Master opened the door, he was met by no less than fifteen arrows, twenty fireballs, two PK Thunders, and lots of screaming. Nearly all the Smashers were up, and they were all engaged in battle with one person or more. In the center of all the chaos was Crazy hand (who I shall be calling Crazy), and he appeared to be having the time of his life.

Master took about 53% damage from all the attacks and reflected, not for the first time, how having a soundproof office had its disadvantages. Master took a deep breath (?) and yelled at the top of his lungs (?),

"SILENCE!"

Everyone in the room froze. Crazy turned and looked (?) at his brother, fingers twitching in annoyance. (Then again, when were his fingers NOT twitching?)

"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING, FIGHTING AT 4:55 AM! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASLEEP BY NOW!" Master bellowed. All the Smashers sweatdropped and put away their weapons. Then everyone started talking at once.

"We couldn't sleep so we-"

"Robin lost a tome so-"

"IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR I-"

"HUP! HYAAAAH! HIYAH! TOH!"

"I went to check on Duck Hunt and-"

"Pika Pika! Pika Piii!"

Master sighed and signalled for attention. It took a while, but eventually the Smashers calmed down.

"I'm very disappointed in you all," Master lectured. "Most of you should be responsible! Now all of you, go to your rooms. I'll deal with you in the morning." The Smashers began to protest, but Master charged up a finger beam and glared (?) at them. The Smashers relented, and headed to their respective rooms.

"Oh cOMe oN bRO! iT'S aLL iN GOoD fUn!" Crazy cackled as he floated over to his brother. Master sighed(?) and zapped Crazy with a finger beam to shut him up. Now Master had another task for himself. What should the Smashers' punishment be…?

"I can't believe this. This whole thing wasn't even our fault!" Toon Link complained. He was climbing the steps to the room he shared with Villager, Ness, and Lucas.

"Well technically it was. We snuck out to follow you on your prank, and bumped into everyone else. Then you dragged us into the fight." Ness said. Toon opened his mouth to protest, but Villager tapped him on the shoulder. He pointed at Ness and nodded, meaning the Ness had a point.

"Oh, take his side, will you?!" Toon retorted, clearly frustrated. An anime vein popped into existence on his head. Lucas shot a look at Ness before speaking up.

"Toon, your prank idea was pretty drastic. I mean, emptying the kitchen of food? That's really extreme-"

"That was the point, Lucas."

"Well, would Kirby have taken lightly to it?" Lucas asked. Toon took a second to process this question and realized that Kirby would have brought his old final smash back. Toon winced. He really didn't want cook Kirby to come back.

FLASHBACK

***3:38 AM***

Toon tossed and turned on the top bunk of his and Villager's bunk. He couldn't sleep at all. Perhaps his restlessness was due to the fact that he had lost to Kirby three times in a row today. Toon tried to settle down by thinking of all the pranks that he and the others had pulled on the other residents of Smash Mansion.

Awesome he thought, freezing Fox and Falco's Arwings, teaming up with Alph to steal Link's Master Sword, rigging up a hallway of water to trap Charizard, and slipping a hot pepper into Pit's food. I wonder what we can do tomorrow? But thinking about all that just made him even more riled up. Toon sighed. Maybe he could pull off just one more huge prank. But how could he pull off one that would be so tiring that he'd fall asleep right after?

Of course! Toon sat up as a lightbulb appeared over his head. I could empty the kitchen of food!

***3:41 AM***

"Are you sure about this, Toon?" a rather sleepy Ness inquired. Toon, Ness, Lucas, and Villager were hiding under the table in the dining room.

"Of course I'm sure! This is going to be the best prank ever!" Toon responded enthusiastically. Villager frowned and shook his head. He did an imitation of Kirby by puffing up his cheeks and flapping his arms, but Toon took no notice.

"C'mon guys, the coast is clear." he whispered. Toon started creeping towards the kitchen door. The other three exchanged looks and followed him. They were about to open the door when Toon hesitated. He could hear sounds of fighting somewhere in the room beyond, which was the Main Hall.

"Toon, I don't think we should go in there…" Lucas started to say. But Toon pushed open the door anyway.

A scene of total devastation was there to greet them. The entire place was a mess. The contents of the fridges and cabinets were strewn all over the floor, either half-eaten or stepped on. Cooking tools were knocked over and rolling on the floor, and more food crumbs still led to the main hall, where the sounds of fighting were coming from.

"I don't think we should get into this, Toon…" Ness began to say, but Toon, being very impulsive, immediately dashed over to the open doorway and peeked out. The next second, Toon was hit in the face with a hammer and was knocked onto the opposite wall.

"Uh oh. This isn't going to turn out well." Ness muttered as Toon pulled a bomb out of his pocket.

***3:31 AM***

Nana woke up. Something wasn't right; she couldn't hear Duck or Hunt (Author's Note: I decided that Duck Hunt could be addressed as two different characters, therefore, Duck is the Duck, Hunt is the Dog.)snoring. Nana sat up on her bunk and hopped onto the floor from her bottom bunk. Nana walked over to the lower bunk of the other bed, where Duck Hunt was supposed to be sleeping. However, neither Duck nor Hunt were there.

Nana panicked and dashed over to her and Popo's bunk. She climbed up to the upper bunk and shook her twin brother Popo awake.

"Popo! Popo wake up!" Nana cried. "Duck Hunt is missing!" Popo was up in an instant.

"Both of them?!" he asked. Nana nodded before hopping down to wake Diddy Kong. (Author's Note: Duck Hunt is capable of causing mass destruction. Example? Me spamming random buttons playing as them during a match and winning by a mile.) As soon as Diddy Kong was up and at 'em (Author's Note: I apparently no English gwid), the three crept out to look for them.

"Duck Hunt!" Popo called.

"Duck Hunt where are you two?!"

Nana, Popo, and Diddy Kong were wandering through the mansion in search of Duck Hunt. When they entered the dining room, Diddy heard shuffling coming from the kitchen door.

"Ook ook! Ah ah ah!" Diddy cried, grabbing Popo's parka. He pointed urgently to the kitchen door.

"What? Do you hear Duck Hunt in there?" Popo asked. Diddy nodded and pointed to the door again.

"Come on, Popo! We've gotta get in there before he sets the mansion on fire or something!" Nana called over her shoulder. She was already at the kitchen door and about to open it.

"Coming!" Popo yelled back, and ran over to where Nana was standing. Nana sighed and threw open the door.

A scene of total devastation met their eyes (Author's Note: Okay you know what? I'm lazy and already described the scene, so go look at the Toon section or whatever) Hunt was in the center of it all, scarfing down a box of cereal. Popo gasped in horror.

"HUNT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled. Hunt's head jerked up, barked in panic, and booked it for the hallway.

"HUNT! STOP! COME BACK HERE!" Popo cried. Hunt ignored him and threw several Exploding Cans behind it, which the others dodged. Diddy leaped in front of Hunt and blocked his path. Hunt veered around and zigzagged back towards Nana and Popo. Nana swung her hammer to try to knock him out. Unfortunately, Hunt managed to dodge it and Nana's hammer hit a very surprised Toon Link in the face instead. The hammer blow knocked him into the opposite wall and seemed to stun him quite badly.

"Uh… sorry?" Nana said weakly. Toon got to his feet and glared at her, pulling a bomb out of his pockets. Nana's eyes widened as Toon chucked it at her face. She shrieked and ducked, the bomb sailing over her head and instead hitting Meta Knight in the face, who had teleported right where she had been standing.

Well I guess we're having a midnight free-for-all then Nana thought, once again chasing after Hunt.

***3:35 AM***

"AAAAAAAAAH!" Robin screamed, "ONE OF MY TOMES IS GONE!" Marth sighed and got out of bed, strolling over to where Robin (Author's Note: I'm going to call male Robin "Robin" and female Robin "Reflet", which is apparently their Japanese name) was crouched by the bookshelf. Robin was right, there was an empty space where Robin's Thunder Tome was supposed to be.

"Really Robin? This isn't that much of a reason to wake all of us up with your screaming-"

"YES IT (censored) IS!" Robin yelled again. Ike sat up with a sigh and got out of bed.

"We might as well help him find it, or he'll keep us all up with his yelling." Ike muttered. Marth had to admit that he had a point. If Robin lost a page from a tome, he'd cry himself to sleep. Over on the next bunk, Roy sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"Fine, Robin. We'll help you find your t-t-tome" he said, attempting to stifle a yawn.

***3:42 AM***

"For Sakurai's sake, Robin is such a drama queen," Marth sighed. He and Roy were walking around the mansion, trying to figure out where Robin's tome could be. Robin, being a tactician, suggested that they all split up to look for it. Ike was a little ahead of them, looking under everything.

"AAAAUUGH!" Marth cried as they entered the Main Hall. He had stepped on something that had violently exploded. (It was the explode can Hunt dropped) Marth wiped the soot off his face and glared angrily at Ike (because he thought Ike dropped the explosive)

"YOU JERKFACE!" Marth screamed, drawing his sword and charging at Ike. Roy just stood there looking confused. Ike barely had time to say "Huh?" before Marth slashed at him with his sword.

"What the heck, Marth?! What's gotten into you?!" Ike cried as he took damage.

"YOU KNOW VERY WELL, YOU-" Marth was interrupted by Duck Hunt (both of them) as they ran by at full speed, being chased by Nana and Popo, throwing every projectile in their possession… and carrying Robin's Thunder Tome in their mouth (Hunt's mouth). Robin, who by now had heard the commotion, poked his head in the doorway.

"Hey, what's going on h-" Robbin stopped short when he saw Duck Hunt run past with his tome.

"MY PRECIOUS TOME!" he cried. Hunt looked around and yelped in surprise. Robin pulled out his Fire Tome from his hammerspace.

"ARC FIRE!" he yelled, sending a pillar of flame at Duck Hunt. Duck quacked in panic and carried Hunt out of the way. So instead, the fire pillar hit Roy. Robin sweatdropped as Roy turned around and glared at him.

***3:28 AM***

Meta Knight was wandering through the mansion because he couldn't sleep. He had hoped it would calm him down. He was just feeling extremely restless. Maybe because he'd been beaten by Jigglypuff twice today. As Meta turned the corner, he noticed a yellow book lying on the carpet. He picked it up and turned it around. It was Robin's Thunder Tome.

Guess I'd better return this to him. He thought. Meta began to walk towards his room when Duck swooped out of nowhere and snatched the book from Meta Knight.

"What the-" he cried as Duck flew off towards the main hall. Meta sighed and flew after it. Meta Knight then noticed the noises coming from the main hall.

What's going on? It sounds like someone's having an all out brawl in there. Meta thought. Duck rounded the corner to the hall, and Meta turned the corner sharply and attempted to teleport in front of Duck. Unfortunately his aim was off because one, there were a heck ton of Smashers fighting in the hall, and two, Duck had dropped the book and Hunt had caught it. Meta managed to teleport in front of the kitchen door when suddenly a bomb exploded in his face.

"Uh… oops?" Toon nervously said. Meta glared at him and pulled out his sword. Toon ran away at top speed with a very angry Meta Knight chasing him.

***3:20 AM***

~Nyan's POV~

I was awakened by the yelling of other Smashers. I sighed and rolled over, looking at the cat clock above my bed.

What idiots start a fight at 3:20 AM? I thought. I sighed in annoyance. Might as well stop them before anyone gets hurt. Rolling over to the side of my top bunk, I reached down and woke the bottom occupant.

"Hey! Sibby! Wake up!" I called. Pi groaned and blearily opened an eye.

"What, Nyan?" she muttered.

"There are people fighting outside. I think we should stop them before someone takes more than just percent damage."

"Ugh. Why don't you do it then?" Pi growled.

"I'll delete those pictures if you don't…"

"FINEFINEFINEFINE" Pi yelled, getting out of bed. I chuckled and leapt down from the top bunk. I crossed to the loft on the other side as Pi got her gunner equipment.

"Nayi, Wake up!"

"BUTTERFLIES! What?" Nayi asked as she sat up.

"Save the kookiness, Nayi. People are fighting outside, and we should stop them."

"Right. People shouldn't fight outside of arenas." Nayi agreed. She backflipped off the bed to grab her brawler gloves. I smiled. Nayi was hecka kooky. And by kooky I mean we once walked in on her sitting on the wall.

I grabbed my sword and opened the door. Our room was just above the main hall, which was where the battle was.

The second we opened the door, we were greeted by several stray projectiles. We activated our shields and blocked them. The shouts coming from the main hall were loud as heck, and projectiles filled the air like flies.

"This sounds very bad." Nayi stated. I sprinted over to the railing and looked down on the scene, which was utter chaos. Crazy hand was there as well, laughing maniacally and firing finger beams everywhere. It seemed as if the yelling had woken other Smashers and they had joined the fight as well. Why exactly were the Smashers so hot-tempered?

"Nope. Flip this." Pi said, about to head back to sleep. Then she caught sight of who was fighting.

"OOOHHHH! LINK AND MARTH ARE FIGHTING! Ahh, so dreamy!" Pi squealed. Why, why, why did my sis have a thing for those two! I'm at breaking point already. Pi switched her gun to "camera mode" and started taking pictures. Nayi and I rolled our eyes in unison. I was about to just a paralysis spell on everyone when Master Hand burst out of his office.

"Crackers! Time to book it back!" Nayi yelped. We sprinted to our room and slammed the door shut just as Master Hand yelled,

"SILENCE!"

"Well," I said, "Let's let Master deal with it. Let's get some sleep."

"You guys can, I'm gonna stay up and look at my pics!" Pi squealed. I'm not gonna lie; I snapped. The next second I had snatched my sister's cannon from her and started deleting all the pictures she took.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Pi yelled, trying to snatch the gun back.

"I've tolerated you for a long time, Pi, and I'm done with this guy-crazy thing of yours." I growled as I deleted the last picture. I handed the cannon back to my sister with a smirk.

"I'm disabling that dumb camera mode ASAP." I muttered as I climbed back into bed.

Thanks a lot for reading, guys. So for the record, I did include me and my sister, plus an OC in this story. All Smash characters, including DLC, will be featured (as you saw). Nyan and Nayi belong to me. Pi belongs to herself. I decided that some characters like Corrin and Robin will have different names because it's confusing to refer to them both as the same name. Duck Hunt is also referred to separately because it's weird to say "they" all the time. Boiiiiiiii!