Ep.1: Out Of This World!
Note: Scott and Ezekiel are normal in this story.
The couples will be BrickxJo, NoahxIzzy, EzekielxEva, ScottxDawn, MikexZoey, CodyxSierra, and GwenxDuncan.
Couples that already exist (e.g. GxD and MxZ) will not be in the fic as much as the other pairings. Also, I'm planning to write about 28 episodes, or maybe 29.
Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama, if I did, Jock and Nizzy would be canon, and Courtney would be dead :)
I'm going away so I won't be able to update this for at least a week, but I will after that :)
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'Welcome to Total Drama's season 5 - Total Drama Outer Space!', Chris announced, 'This season we will be traveling in the Total Drama Spaceship with 16 returning contestants from seasons 1-4 for a chance to win another million dollars! Speaking of the troublesome teens, here come some of them now!'
A bus pulled up next to Chris, the door slowly opening.
'Noah!'
Noah walked out of the bus with his usual bored expression.
'So we're traveling in a deathtrap again?', he asked in his monotone voice.
'Of course! Let's hope I don't get sued! Here comes Ezekiel!'
Ezekiel tripped over his shoelaces and landed face-first on the ground.
'Are you ready to get eliminated first, Zeke?', Chris asked him.
'No way, eh, I'm winning this time!'
'Get ready for some air-pollution because here comes Anne Maria!'
Anne Maria stepped off the bus while spraying her hair and tripped over Ezekiel.
'You again? You're the reason I lost last season!'
'Don't worry Anne Maria, he'll probably be eliminated first anyway!', Chris reassured her.
'He better be!', she glared at Ezekiel who was looking pretty scared as they both stood up.
'Here's new Heather and Jerk-face!'
'Seriously, Chris? Aren't we over that yet?', Gwen said as she stepped off the bus with Duncan.
'You wouldn't believe how many times Courtney has sued me, I'm trying to get on her good side', Chris whispered to them.
'Here's Eva!'
Eva got off the bus and growled at the others, who backed away a little. Ezekiel screamed and tripped over again.
'You twerps better not get in my way this season!'
'Who're you calling a twerp?', Anne Maria asked Eva bitterly.
'YOU! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!', Eva shouted at her, before pushing her over and standing next to Ezekiel and Noah.
'Geez, take a chill pill, you almost messed up my hair!', Anne Maria got up and started spraying her hair again.
'Here's the crazy stalker super-fan, Sierra!'
Sierra stepped off the bus taking pictures of all the contestants.
'These will be great for my blog! Hey, WHERE'S CODY?'
'He hasn't got here yet, you'll have to wait and see if he's competing this season or not! In the meantime, I better take that!', Chris said as he snatched the camera away.
'Hey! My camera! Cody better be competing or I'll take down all of my Chris fan-sites!', Sierra threatened.
'Here's someone slightly less stalker-ish, Zoey!'
Zoey stepped off the bus with a big smile on her face.
'Hey everyone! I'm glad to be back! Does anyone know if Mike is competing this season?'
'You'll have to wait and find out! Let's see if he's on this bus!', Chris announced as the first bus drove away and a second bus pulled up.
'She's a lot crazier than Mike, here's Izzy!'
Izzy cartwheeled out of the bus to Eva and Noah.
'EVA! NOAH! IT'S THE REUNION OF TEAM E-SCOPE!'
'Next is the aura-whisperer, Dawn!'
Dawn walked over and stood next to Zoey.
'Your aura is exceptionally deep purple - are you nervous and anticipating something, Zoey?'
'Hey Dawn! Yes, actually, I really want to know if Mike is competing this season', Zoey replied with a smile.
'Well then, I sense your aura will be very pink in a few minutes!', Dawn smiled back.
'Here comes the cadet with bladder control issues!'
Brick stepped off the bus and saluted Chris, before meeting the others who had already arrived.
'Pleased to be of service this season, if any of you need any assistance-'
'Yeah, like you'd be able to help, Dampy-pants!', Jo interrupted, walking off the bus to stand next to him.
'Here's Jo!', Chris announced a little late, 'Everyone better block their ears, because next up is Courtney!'
'THAT BOYFRIEND STEALER BETTER NOT BE HERE THIS SEASON!', Courtney screamed.
She spotted Gwen and Duncan amongst the other contestants and marched up to them angrily.
'YOU! I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE ELIMINATED!', Courtney shouted in Gwen's face.
'Yeah... Good luck with that', Gwen replied, not phased by her shouting.
'Can't you just get over that already?', Duncan asked her.
'NO! AND YOU'LL BE ELIMINATED RIGHT AFTER HER TOO! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON BOTH OF YOU!'
'Let's hope Courtney calms down before we all go deaf! Here's Scott!'
Several of the contestants from season 4 glared at him as he got off the bus.
Dawn approached him bitterly, 'You better not try any more games this season, because we know who you really are now!'
'Yeah, if you stop doing your creepy aura stuff!'
They glared at each other hatefully.
'Sierra will be happy about this, next is Cody!'
Cody stepped off the bus cautiously, looking around at the other competitors.
'EEEEEEEEEEE! CODY-KINS!', Sierra squealed as she hugged him tightly.
'Last but not least, Mike!'
Zoey grinned as she saw him get off the bus, and she ran over and hugged him.
'Hey Mike, I haven't seen you since last season! I missed you so much!'
'Zoey! I missed you too! Let's hope we'll be on the same team!', he smiled back at her.
'You all better finish up your lovey-dovey huggy stuff, because it's time to show you the spaceship we'll be traveling on!', Chris interrupted.
'Yeah, it'll totally be less dangerous than the Total Drama Jumbo Jet in season 3', Noah commented sarcastically.
Chris led all the campers to the Total Drama Spaceship. Not surprisingly, it looked just as dangerous, if not more, than the Jumbo Jet. It was a miracle it hadn't fallen apart yet!
'Wow! It's so big, eh!', Ezekiel said in awe, 'I've never been on a spaceship before!'
'None of us have, homeschool', Eva told him.
Chris led them inside the spaceship. There was a control room where Chef was to fly the spaceship, a dining hall with old wooden tables and stools with seat-belts, and the communal bathrooms. Next, he showed them the new confessional, which was also in the toilet.
-CONFESSIONALS-
Gwen: Well, I can't say I'm particularly glad to be here for another season, with Courtney and Chris both trying to make me miserable.
Courtney: Ugh, I can't believe they let Gwen and Duncan come back! Don't you worry, though, I'll get my revenge on them, if it's the last thing I do!
Dawn: Chris' aura seemed surprisingly calm! Maybe he won't be quite as cruel this season! Maybe...
Sierra: This season is going to be EPIC! We're going in a spaceship! EEEEEEE! And Cody is here! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ezekiel: I really hope I don't get eliminated first this time... No one here seems to like me that much, especially Anne Maria! She scares me...
Jo: This season, the million is MINE! I just need a sane person to be in an alliance with me... But who? All of the classic cast are crazy, and I don't think anybody else would trust me...
Mike: I'm so glad Zoey's here again! I just hope nothing strange happens, you know? I haven't told anyone, but I've had a few... 'relapses' recently...
-END CONFESSIONALS-
He then led them into another room with a TV, lounges, a pool table, two treadmills, and a cupboard full of games.
'This is the common room! It is accessible to all of you at any time when we don't have a challenge'
-CONFESSIONALS-
Dawn: I knew it! He is less cruel!
Anne Maria: A common room? What's up with that guy? I thought he was supposed'ta be torturin' us?
-END CONFESSIONALS-
Chris then showed them a hallway with 4 rooms, a boy's and girl's room for each team. The rooms each had three bunk-beds.
Next he led them to the elimination room, which had several stools around a podium, and a glass door to a separate capsule.
'This is the elimination room, where losers will take the walk of shame to the capsule of loserdom, where they will be blasted into space and never return to the Total Drama Spaceship', Chris announced.
He then showed them the last part of the spaceship, the cargo hold, which was packed with all kinds of junk.
'This is the cargo hold, where-', Chris started.
'Hey Chris, how are we choosing teams this season?', Cody interrupted.
'I was getting to that! Don't interrupt me! This is the cargo hold, we're we will have a race to the other side to determine the team captains. The first two there win!'
'But we can't even see the other side of the room, it's packed with junk!', Scott protested.
'That's the point! Now, GO!'
Everybody swiftly began to climb over piles of junk and make their way to the other side. Jo, Eva, and Brick were in the lead, with Sierra close behind, who was carrying Cody.
'C'mon Noah! Let's go!', Izzy said excitedly before picking him up and somersaulting over a blow-up palm tree, ignoring his bewildered expression.
Zoey was trying to make her way though to the other side quickly, until Mike caught up to her.
'Wait! Zoey, we can't win or we'll be on separate teams!', He explained to her.
'Oh, thanks, want to go slowly with me then?', She asked him. Mike nodded and smiled.
Scott, Izzy and Noah, Sierra and Cody, Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney were beginning to catch up to Jo, Brick, and Eva, although they still had a good lead.
'Ahhhh!', Dawn screamed as she tripped over a birdcage. She was a little behind the others but in front of Mike and Zoey. 'Oh! You poor thing!', she said as she noticed a very sick and frail looking bird trapped in the cage, 'Don't worry, little one! I'll let you out!'
Ezekiel was trying to make his way through the junk, but his efforts were pretty useless and he was behind even Mike and Zoey.
Anne Maria was still at the starting point.
'Why aren't you moving? I said go!', Chris asked, annoyed with her.
'I can't go through that junk in these shoes! Who knows what you have hidden away in there?', She complained.
Jo and Eva were neck-and-neck, with Brick a meter behind.
'Oof!', Brick tripped over a box and fell face-first on the floor.
Jo stopped and turned around, 'Brick?', she called as she ran back to help him up.
'You're letting him get in the way of your win? you're gonna be so easy to beat this season!', Eva mocked her.
Jo growled at her and started running again, catching up to Eva, and leaving Brick behind.
Jo and Eva raced determinately to the other side of the room, reaching it at the exact same time.
'We have our winners! Jo and Eva will be team captains!', Chris announced.
Shortly after the race, all the contestants gathered in the dining hall to choose the teams.
'Jo and Eva, you'll get to choose your teammates schoolyard style, boy-girl-boy-girl. Eva your up first', Chris explained.
'Ok... Homeschool?'
Ezekiel walked over to Eva.
'Soggy drawers?', Jo picked.
Brick stood next to Jo.
'Sierra?'
'Izzy?'
'Noah?'
'Mike?'
'Ummm... Dawn?'
'Gwen?'
Eva was about to pick when Sierra interrupted her, 'You have to pick Cody! I'll die if he's not on our team!', she begged.
'Fine, Cody?'
'Duncan?'
'Zoey?'
'Anne Maria?'
Eva looked between Scott and Courtney before making up her mind, 'Scott?'
'Courtney, you're on Jo's team', Chris said.
'What? You picked me last? I was a CIT! You need me on your team!', Courtney complained.
'Why does she have to be on my team?', Jo said, annoyed.
'Because I said so!'
'Fine... Bossy-boots, you're on my team', Jo said as Courtney walked over to them.
'Wait!', Zoey called, 'I can't be on this team, I need to be with Mike!'
'I'll swap with her!', Izzy added, 'Then I can be with the rest of team E-scope!'
Chris pondered this for a moment before deciding, 'Ok! I'll allow it! But just this once!'
Zoey and Izzy switched sides, Izzy running over to Eva and Noah.
'Yay! We're together again! Without me, you guys would've been only half of team E-scope! Actually, more like two thirds!', Izzy said excitedly, 'Hey, Noah, isn't it funny that every season you've competed, I've switched to your team! How cool is that!'
-CONFESSIONALS-
Izzy: I don't mind switching teams! I'm used to it! Now I'm with Noah and Eva again, we could go on an E-scope mission and sneak into Chris' room! Who knows what kind of stuff he has in there?
Noah: Ugh, I'm on a team with Izzy? Again? This is gonna be one crazy season!
Duncan: First the common room, now he's letting them switch teams? I think Chris is getting slightly... Nicer?
Eva: Anne Maria and Jo are both starting to get on my nerves! I'm glad they're not on my team...
Jo: I can't believe Eva chose that scrawny homeschool kid first! And she said I was the one letting a guy get in the way of the game!
-END CONFESSIONALS-
'Eva's team will be named... The Screaming Stars!', Chris announced while gesturing to her team, 'And Jo's team will be named... The Killer Planets! Now you all need to get strapped in to your seats because it's time for us to blast off into space! READY, CHEF?', Chris called out.
Chef walked out of the control room, 'I'm not sure how you start it!', He protested.
'Didn't you read the instruction manual? We could get sued!'
'I tried!'
Chris and Chef walked back into the control room to try and start the spaceship, leaving the contestants in the dining hall putting their seat-belts on.
-CONFESSIONAL-
Cody: CHEF IS FLYING THE SPACESHIP? This can't be good!
-END CONFESSIONAL-
Chris walked back into the dining hall after a few minutes, 'Ok we're ready to take off! Is everyone strapped in to their seats?', the contestants nodded and he began counting down, '10! 9! 8!'
'6! 5! 4!', The teens joined in.
'3! 2! 1... BLAST OFF!'
The spaceship blasted off from Earth and sped out of the atmosphere into space. All of the contestants were looking out the windows in awe.
Will Ezekiel be voted off first again? Will Courtney get her revenge on Duncan and Gwen? And will Chef's horrible flying kill us all? Find out next time on Total Drama Outerspace!
Screaming Stars:
Cody
Dawn
Eva
Ezekiel
Izzy
Noah
Scott
Sierra
Killer Planets:
Anne Maria
Brick
Courtney
Duncan
Gwen
Jo
Mike
Zoey