ANNOYING LORD VOLDEMORT
The Harry Potter universe is the creation and property of J K Rowling, may she live long and prosper.
I'm a bit depressed so giving Voldie a roasting to make myself feel better.
Tell him one more face lift like that and he'll be able to win a Michael Jackson look alike contest. (Sorry Michael).
Ship him with Hermione Granger cos they're both really annoying!
Lock him in a room with all the Mary Sues from him that Bambi is a much scarier mac daddy than he is!
Tell him if he's trying to be a goth, he's doing a crap job at it.
Tell him the death eaters wear masks cos they can't stand his denture breath.
Tell him he's only pissed off at the world because Hagrid wouldn't shag him that night in the dungeon.
Jump around him yelling "Moldy Voldie!" over and over then disapparrate real quick!
Tell him there was a mistake at his birth and that he's really the heir of Hufflepuff.
Ask him if his nose is on purpose?
Tell him pale skin is sooo last year.
Ask him if he has such a big pet snake because he's compensating for something. (wink wink)
Slash him with Lucius Malfoy then tell him Lucius was better!
Slash him with Vernon Dursley cos he'll make Vernon look prettier.
Photo shop him into a lovie dovie Christmas card with Ronald McDonald and send it to EVERYBODY, especially the death eaters.
Tell everybody he secretly wears Belatrix Lestrange's knickers.
Tell him we know he's really an escaped transvestite from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Shut him in a room with kosmos607 and my black Labradors, Bodey and Rocky so they can slobber all over him!
Tell him Harry Potter wishes he'd retire so that someone really scary could come along and make things more exciting!