Thanks to jnicweb for beta reading!
"Bored."
"Jubilee."
"What?"
"I've heard it ten times today."
"Thanks for your help."
"Read something."
"Banal."
"I knew what you would say."
"I've read all the books in the house. I remember them by heart."
"Does "in the house" include my book shelf?"
"Wait. You have one?"
"I let you guess."
"And there is something interesting?"
"Go and check."
"Tell me."
"There are many books, I can't remember all."
"As I remember, our tastes in literature are completely different. How will I choose?"
"Hit the shelf with your head. Read what falls first."
"Cruel."
"...said the one who tortures me with his "bored" all day."
"Well."
...
"As I see, the book you've made fall is the most convenient."
"I may be wrong, but the beginning is," Sherlock chewed his lip, trying not to flatter, "not bad."
"I never would believe that you liked such a genre."
"For the first time, I agree completely."
"It's worth celebrating. You won't have lunch, will you?"
"Won't."
"Great. There is food only for one."
"Lucky you."
...
"Break. I reached the middle and left from the most interesting place."
"Is that really you?"
"I admit I need to revise my views."
...
"I am depressed. It's over."
"It has a sequel."
"Jaaaaawn."
"I will give it to you. With one condition."
"But you really-"
"I don't care. Stop calling me Bilbo!"