Author's Notes: Ello' everyone! So, I won't be doing many author's notes in this book… This will be a short one, I promise! So, the story is played by…

10th Doctor: David Tennant

Rose Tyler: Billy Piper

And your average 'Nether Spawns' of the night.

Yeah.

So, I usually disagree with the animatronics being evil, but eh. They're evil this time.

Oh, and BTW, I'm not writing in an English accent. No way, no how. Too hard. XD

Otherwise, have fun!

TARDIS Down!

"Doctor, where are we going today?" I got up off of the floor, and fluffed my hair up. It was PROBABLY in the middle of the morning, but how was I to know?

The Doctor rushed around the control center of the TARDIS, stamping madly.

"Damn it!" He cursed loudly. The Doctor usually NEVER lost his cool, unless I was about to die, or something was about to happen. And that something was usually NEVER good.

"Rose, come over here, and quick." I rushed over the The Doctor, and skidded to a halt.

"What happened? What's goin' on? I just woke up!" The Doctor started pulling and pushing levers, and speaking into speakers and jamming buttons with his thumbs in a random order. He stared at me, madly.

"The TARDIS… It's going down. Hold that maroon button down for me, will ya'?" I literally jumped onto the button, and held it down with all my might.

"WHAT? We're in the middle of TIME TRAVEL! What're we going to do?" The Doctor continued on, and started talking like his mouth was a gun, and it was firing at will.

"We'll hopefully land on land… NOT in a lava pool or in the ocean. We'll just crash onto a planet. We COULD crash into the middle of the Milky Way, though…" I stared in horror, but The Doctor laughed nervously and moved on.

"But ANYWAY, we need a couple of spare parts… The binoculator, transfigurator, a new engine…" My mouth suddenly opened up like a door.

"Where are we going to get THAT? We don't have any money!" The Doctor stroked his chin.

"Then we'll be stuck out here, you'll die and I'll live. That'd be TREMENDOUSLY sad, if I do say so myself. So, let's think HAPPY thoughts because Rose?"

I stood like a statue, eyes wide.

"WE'RE GOING DOWN!"

I felt the ground being pulled away, and my feet being lifted up. I tried to keep hold of the button, but I lost grasp.

"DOCTOR! WHAT SHOULD I DO?" The Doctor grabbed onto a line of thick metal, and reached out for my hand.

"Well, DON'T DIE!" I quickly grabbed onto his hand as I floated to the ceiling. Then and there, there was a terrible boom that shook The Doctor off of his pole, which had me falling towards the floor. With a loud thump, crashed to the ground.

"Oomph!" After having the breath knocked out of me, I rolled to my side. Trying to breathe, only a second later, The Doctor flew by next to me.

"WHEW!" He screamed, slamming down to the floor, but jumping upwards immediately. "WOW! JUST WOW! THAT WAS AMAZING!" Glaring at him, I rolled over onto my back, trying to catch my breath.

"In the most dangerous situations, how come you never get hurt, but I always do?" He started to laugh uncontrollably.

"I've done this TRILLIONS of times, Rose. Never gets old! It always reminds you of good times, being sumo-slammed towards your bae's floor by gravity…"

"Wait…" I stopped him. "First of all… How many times did you ACTUALLY crash like this? And wait, bae? What's that supposed to mean?"

"About 17 times." He answered. "Oh, and bae? Some English word that means your date… Er something like that… The more you know!" I chuckled as I sat up, my lungs starting to work correctly.

"Doesn't bae mean poop in German?"

"Danish. You were totally incorrect."

"Danish, German, same darn thing. Anyway, shouldn't we check out where we landed, or no?"

After I got up, (well, The Doctor pulled me up) The Doctor and I headed towards the door of the Tardis. The Doctor reached for the door handle, and pulled it open like he was pulling a baby Teacup Chihuahua on a leash.

"Ahhh… Smell that, Rose? We're on Earth!" I grimaced and shrugged away slightly.

"Eww, gross! Smells like… Pizza…" The Doctor nodded.

"You guys eat the GROSSEST foods out there, you know. I've tasted better garbage than your rubbish."

I gagged. "You're telling me."

The Doctor quickly leapt out of the TARDIS, and I quickly followed. I stepped out a couple of feet to survey my surroundings. It was dry and hot outside, and I had noticed that we had crashed in a parking lot, in a parking space.

"I wonder if we're disguised as a car…" I murmured slowly.

Pulling up my yoga pants, I quickly noticed that we were in the middle of Nevada. As I looked around, there weren't any nearby buildings, only a gas station about 50 feet away from the building that stood in front of The Doctor and I…

"Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria… Doctor, have you ever heard of this place?" The Doctor shook his head.

"Never. It's a crummy kids joint, I'll bet you some ice-creams for it. How much money do you have?" I shoved my hand through my pockets, only to pull out $20 with a pack of gum and a tiny flashlight. I gave The Doctor my $20, and looked back at our surroundings.

As the Doctor gave the $20 back to me, he stuck out his bottom lip, and put his hands on his hips.

"Rose, wanna get a bite to eat? Maybe we can ask where we are and WHEN are we…" I nodded, and took his hand.

"Let's go, the most HANDSOME and INTELLIGENT Doctor of mine!" The Doctor started grinning ear-to-ear, and laughed.

"Keep referring me to that, and I'll have you win the bet on purpose." I smiled, and started coughing. The dusty roads and atmosphere was too much to handle. I could see that The Doctor felt the same way.

"I'm guessing that the gas station has better food than that place. Whaddya want to do?" The Doctor pointed towards the gas station.

"That place'll be much better than THAT place… We might want to ask for a job there, also. We need the money." I nodded.

We walked all the way to the gas station, only to find out that it was closed down. We walked all the way back down to the TARDIS, and walked inside.

The Doctor grabbed his sonic screwdriver from his trench coat that he had left inside, and grabbed my hand.

"Wanna go rob an old gas station?"