Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter...just the ideas how to Annoy, Anger, and Freak out Voldemont
50 Ways To Annoy, Anger, and Freak out Voldemont
1) Say, "Voldie, Voldie, where are thou Voldie?"
2) Kneel before him dressed up as a Death Eater and say, "My Lord, your plans to kill Potter have failed…again…for the thousandth time…man you are a loser."
3) Ask him how his relationship with Lucius is.
4) Ask him if he is a virgin.
5) Call him Voldie.
6) Call him Voldie-poo.
7) Call him Tom.
8) Call him Tommy.
9) Call him Tommy-boy.
10) Force him to do the Can-Can.
11) If he does not know the Can-Can, force him to learn, then do number 10.
12) Put a picture of Harry Potter on his face…while he is sleeping.
13) Or put balloons of Harry Potter around his bed when he is sleeping.
14)Ask him how a one-year-old could have beaten him.
15) Tell him that Lucius wants to shag him.
16) Tell him that Bellatrixa wants to shag him.
17) Ask him why he is bald.
18) Tell him he needs a wig.
19) When he rants about how bad muggles are, remind him that he is half muggle.
20) When he talks about his plans on how to kill Harry, yell, "This isn't going to work!"
21) Or mumble loud enough so he can hear, "This isn't going to work."
22) Make him sing, "Girls just wanna have fun."
23) Mumble incoherent things whenever he talks.
24) Learn a language he doesn't know and talk to him in it.
25) Tell him you are going to kill Potter.
26) Fight with him about who is going to kill Potter.
27) Ask him when he got the nose job.
28) Tell him he is a loser.
29) And Harry is a winner.
30) Tell him that he should hug Dumbledore.
31) Tell him that he needs to get a brain.
32) Cry when he talks.
33) Follow him around trying to act like you are a spy, but do it badly.
34) Tell him you love him.
35) Hug him.
36) Cuss him out.
37) Cuss him out…in German.
38) Cuss him out…in French.
39) Cuss him out…in Spanish.
40) Cuss him out…in Japanese.
41) Kiss him.
42) Stop him in the middle of his evil planning.
43) Stop him in the middle of his evil planning, get down on one knee, and ask him to marry you.
44) Cry loudly and hit him with a bat.
45) Give him Harry Potter shaped cookies.
46) Put makeup on him when he is sleeping.
47) Make him look like a clown.
48) When he walks away from you, scream, "But I want my Voldie-poo!"
49) Throw food at him.
50) Throw water on him and blame it on the fact that it worked on the witch in the Wizard of Oz.
Rica666: My first in the "50 ways to..." Wonderful, don't you think?
Harry: Rolls on the floor laughing Thlaughrowlaughfoodlaughatlaughhim.Laughs harder
Rica666: raises eyebrow This is what happens when I get bored in German, and when I have some free time in English class. sigh Yes, I need help...so tell me how much help in need when you send me a review. XD
Harry: As you can see she is despreate for reviews.
Rica666: Oh and all flames will be used to burn...um...Harry.
Harry: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Rica666:XD Bye...