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Hello!

So this is the fourth story in my not-mini-for-much-longer series, which was requested by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever - she asked that I do one of these stories about Jasmine. I was feeling extra productive today and just thought "What the hey - I'm going for it." So...here it is! (I also had a request for another story, which will be discussed in the endnote.)

I hope you like it, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever and I hope everyone else enjoys it as well! :D

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If you give a Jasmine a jigsaw puzzle,

She will try to solve it.

If she tries to solve it, she will realize that there is one missing piece.

If she realizes that there is one missing piece, she will frantically look around the area for it.

If she frantically looks around the area for it, she will not find it.

If she does not find it, she will not be able to complete the puzzle.

If she is not able to complete the puzzle, she will become frustrated.

If she becomes frustrated, she will go to the gym.

If she goes to the gym, she will take out her anger on a punching bag.

If she takes out her anger on a punching bag, she will punch it furiously.

If she punches it furiously, it will break.

If it breaks, it will go flying off of its hinges.

If it goes flying off of its hinges, it will hit Topher on a nearby treadmill.

If it hits Topher on a nearby treadmill, he will fall off and break his nose.

If he falls off and breaks his nose, Jasmine will speed off, fearing for her life.

If Jasmine speeds off fearing for her life, she will go to Shawn's house.

If she goes to Shawn's house, she will find him watching a chick flick.

If she finds him watching a chick flick, she will question her taste in men.

If she questions her taste in men, Shawn will invite her to watch the movie with him.

If Shawn invites her to watch the movie with him, she will take him up on the offer.

If she takes him up on the offer, they will watch the movie Baby Mama together.

If they watch the movie Baby Mama together, Jasmine will notice that the screen is fuzzy and attempt to fix it.

If Jasmine notices that the screen is fuzzy and attempts to fix it, she will cause a power surge.

If she causes a power surge, Shawn will not know it was her.

If Shawn does not know it was her, he will blame it on zombies and go into hiding.

If he blames it on zombies and goes into hiding, Jasmine will try to calm him down.

If Jasmine tries to calm him down, she will kiss him.

If she kisses him, she will learn that he is so panic-stricken that he has become frozen in fear.

If she learns that he is so panic-stricken that he has become frozen in fear, she will call the "My Boyfriend is Afraid of Zombies" hotline.

If she calls the "My Boyfriend is Afraid of Zombies" hotline, they will give her methods to unfreezing Shawn.

If they give her methods to unfreezing Shawn, they will suggest a board game.

If they suggest a board game, Jasmine will rush to the nearest toy store.

If Jasmine rushes to the nearest toy store, she will ask a nice saleswomen for a game.

If she asks the nice saleswoman for a game, she will give Jasmine a jigsaw puzzle.

And if you give a Jasmine a jigsaw puzzle...

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Again, I'm surprised that these are so popular, haha :P

Zafnak suggested that I do "If You Give a Cody a Potato Chip" next, which actually sounds pretty interesting. I'll definitely be working on that one soon!

Just in case you are new to these and interested in reading more, or if you are simply losing track of what characters have already been used, the stories in this series include:

If You Give a Noah a Book

If You Give a Duncan a Donut

If You Give a Toper a Toaster

If You give a Jasmine a Jigsaw Puzzle

Thank you all for your support, it really means a lot!

Review and stuff! Flames will be used to roast my marshmallows! Goodbye! :D