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This episode takes place during season four. Jim and Pam are together, Dwight and Angela are broken up, and Ryan is boss. Imagine this is a hour-long episode. It's Tax Day, and the Dunder-Mifflin employees follow suit to the nationwide obligations. Let the bloodbath begin… just kidding!

COLD OPEN:

Note from the Author: This is not the day of episode's events. This is just an 'ordinary' day at the office.

Fade in. Camera pans the office. Michael is in his office. The other employees are at their respective desks. Pam is noticeably ill, continues to sniffle. The phone rings.

"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. (Coughs loudly) Sure, (sniffles) I'll transfer you." Blows her nose.

Angela stands up at her seat and says to Pam, "What plague to you have? (Sighs) Some people take pride in their health and will like to keep it. Others like you, act as if good health can be bought, (looks in the direction of Dwight) like good health is expandable, like… "

Pam follows Angela's gaze. Looks back at Angela, "Are you still talking to me?

Angela realizing that she is caught looking at Dwight straightens up, (sighs) "Take a DayQuil." She sits back down.

Pam goes back to filing, she sneezes, "ACHOOO!"

Jim says from his desk, "Bless you."

Pam, tucking her hair behind her ear, smiles, "Thank you."

Dwight chuckles to himself, not looking up from his work, "Like that's going to protect her."

Jim and Pam look at Dwight in confusion, but Jim seemingly more amused, "Protect her from what?" He puts his hands behind his head and smiles at the camera.

Dwight chuckles again, "From the Devil. Duh."

Jim, sitting upright in his chair again catches on chuckles, "Oh yeah. Like the old folklore."

Dwight finally looking up from his work, seemingly offended, "Don't be naïve, Jim. It's not folklore."

Pam, still sniffling, amused as well, "So, what do you do to (sniffles) protect yourself from (uses her fingers to make quotation marks) 'The Devil'?"

Dwight scoffs, "Don't be a fool, Pam. There's no protection from 'The Devil'. If you are who he seeks, you are powerless to his will."

Camera pans to Angela, overhearing the conversation and rolling her eyes.

Jim leans back again, egging Dwight on, "So, you really think he'll come in through the nose?"

Dwight going back to his papers shrugs, "If that's the way he wants to get in to possess the subject, but if I were him, I'd go through the mouth or the ears."

Jim looks at Pam, who is giggling. Jim goes back to his work, "Sure, Dwight."

Dwight looking at Jim more authoritative, "Don't say I didn't warn ya." Dwight looks at the camera.

DWIGHT TALKING TO THE CAMERA:

"If I were 'The Devil', (looks directly into the camera) which I'm not, (looks back at the cameraman) I would come through the mouth (points to his mouth) or the ears (points to his ears) to posses my victim. Why? (Scoffs) Through the mouth, I have easy access to their heart, and through the ears, I have access to their brain to easily control the mind." Dwight grabs something from his pocket and holds up a pack of lime green earplugs. "That's why I keep a pack of these handy." Smiles satisfyingly. "Haven't been possessed yet."

More to come. Hope you liked it. Had a ball writing it. PLEASE REVIEW!!! NEED IT SO I CAN CONTINUE. THANKS MUCH!