Roughly based off of the panel with Misha Collins where he marvels over the FanFiction section of Cas/Dean/Pie. My friends and I were having a sleepover and we're all die hard Supernatural fans, so we started this little FanFic at 2AM where we each said one word and formed a story. This is what came out of it. Most of the pie is my fault. This is not to be taken seriously.
Supernatural and the wonderful characters in this story do not belong to me or my friends. Except for the pie. I love pie.
How To Pie
Dean and Castiel lustfully gazed at each pie. Castiel quickly grasped Dean and drew him close, whispering, "Let's get some pie."
Dean shook his butt, "You are so tasty." Castiel smiled bashfully at his pie. He then gave Dean a suggestive look and shook his head, "Pie is my fetish."
"Lick the pie," said Dean. Cas licked slowly along the delicious cream pie. Dean pursed his luscious lips and pulled Cas closer. "Pie does give me a boner," whispered Dean. Castiel leant in roughly, "Take me now."
Dean grabbed Castiel's shirt, ripping it off. Castiel reached for Dean's jeans, tugging them off viciously. They jumped into the pie, and got covered in cream. Dean bit Cas' shoulder and Cas cried out in ecstasy.
"Damn," Dean grunted, rutting harshly. They continued, kissing each other passionately. Castiel gasped, his back arching, as he pulled from Dean, "Wait. I have to finish my pie."
The End
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