Disclaimer: All the original 12 characters belong to Danny Antonucci. All the new ones are mine, though many are named after the cast and crew of the show. (See if you can point them out)
And also, thanks to Neo H.B.B. Sam for giving me a few ideas to help!
Well, let the epic movie begin! And don't forget to review!
Narration by Double-D:
"Four years have passed in Peach Creek, and dear me a lot has changed over that period of time. Everything that happened all seemed to go by in just a few days. Ed, Eddy, and I have graduated from Peach Creek Jr. High along with the rest of the kids. And well, that summer just flew by like leaves in the wind. Nevertheless, that summer Ed seemed to take a turn for the better; he actually uses soap now! And Eddy, well, we all know how to sum him up. Before long we entered the world of high school, the grand hub of everyone's teenage life. And as if our predicaments in Jr. High weren't insane enough, high school would prove to be a whole new adventure..."
The movie's title appears: ED, EDD, N EDDY'S EPIC ED-VENTURE!!!
It is nighttime in the dark suburban streets. There is an eerie silence, only broken by the occasional howling of dogs and police sirens. A black SUV pulls up near a tall, seemingly abandoned building with boarded-up windows. Then, several shadowy figures emerge from the SUV and enter the building's rusty front doors. They walk through the dark, cobweb-filled hallways, and all but one of them are carrying bags full of money. The one not carrying money, the leader, pushes a bookcase aside and uses a card key to open a secret doorway leading to an elevator. They board the elevator and ride down to the basement.
"Will this be enough, my lord?" one of the shadowy figures asks to the leader.
"Don't know. We'll just have to find out..." The shadowy leader answers, smoking a cigar. The elevator brings them to the dimly-lit basement hallway, full of doors. The shadowy figures enter one of the doors and into a laboratory room, lit by an eerie blue-green light. Several scientists wearing lab coats are working on 3 incomplete robots laying on the tables.
The head scientist, Dr. Howard, comes up. He is bald, and wears big swirly glasses. "The robots' construction is at the 66 percent mark, my good men!" he reports.
"Excellent, Dr. Howard!" the shadowy leader says, overlooking the construction of the 3 robots. "He, he, he, he!..."
The sun rises over the morning horizon and sheds its light over the small midwestern town of Peach Creek. Four years have passed, and quite a few things have changed since then. The construction site has been completed and is now a whole new cul-de-sac with whole new residents. The junkyard has grown bigger. And the swimming hole has been renovated and restored to its former green glory. As the opening credits roll, the camera pans across the 2 cul-de-sacs, through the park and down the lane. More credits appear on the stores, cafes and restaurants of Market Street. The camera pans past Peach creek Jr. High, now attended by a new generation of students. The camera finally comes to another, bigger school several blocks away. This is Peach Creek High School.
Inside PCH, the bell rings to summon the first wave of students to the cafeteria for lunch. Students flood the cafeteria, are served, and begin eating.
Standing in line for lunch is Jonny 2x4. He is taller and has a full head of hair, which is mostly covered by his new black tuque hat. He wears a white shirt with long black sleeves, blue shorts, and black sneakers. He carries Plank by straps on his backpack. Jonny has become a wild party guy, and therefore he has become much more popular despite his wierd conversations with Plank. He's also become more evironmental.
"Jeez, we got liver, onions, and cauliflower again. Damn." Jonny says in disdain about the lunch. "What do you know about nutritious, Plank?"
Kevin grabs his lunch and walks to a table to sit with Rolf. Kevin is taller and still a jock, being in numerous sports teams. Kevin still wears his trademark hat along with an orange hoodie with the school sports logo written in white, black shorts, and black sneakers. His hair has grown a bit, too, covering his ears.
Rolf has grown taller and more muscular than before. He wears a brown wool sweater, blue jeans, and the same sneakers. Though still proud of his Norwegian heritage, he has taken more interest in American culture and slang. He's currently trying to master "teen-speak."
"This crap makes me wanna hurl, I swear." Kevin complains about the lunch. Rolf brought his own lunch, but examines Kevin's onions.
"Hymph, this ain't how the humble bulbs were cultivated back in Norway." Rolf comments.
"Hey, boys!" Nazz arrives with her BFF, Jenna. Nazz has grown up and now has longer hair in a ponytail and perfect curves to her waist and hips. She wears a black shirt with a white collar and cuffs, earings, purple pants, and black converse all-stars. Nazz has become smarter and is an honors student, rivalling Double-D. Despite this, she still likes cheerleading and dancing. She also participates in community service with Double-D and Jenna.
Jenna (the first new character) is Nazz's BFF. She is hispanic and comes from a high-income family, and therefore she has lots of money. The fact that she is rich allows her to do whatever she likes, though her favorite is to throw massive parties. She also does community service with Nazz and Double-D. Jenna has light brown skin, long black hair with a long bang swept to her right, and pink lipstick. She wears the same clothes and accesories as Nazz. And today, they brought their own lunch.
"I see you got the Tuesday special again, eh Kev!?" Nazz asks. Kevin bobs yes, throwing away his food.
"It's a good thing we come prepared, eh Nazz?" Jenna asks with a grin.
"Amen, Jenna!" answers Nazz as she takes out an apple. Jonny joins them at the table.
"I'm so sick of these disgusting weekday specials. When will we get real food like fruit or somethin?" he asks in frustration.
"LOOKIN FOR REAL FOOD, YOU ASK!? LIKE FRUITS!!!?" a familiar voice calls from the hallway... then a massive mesh sac full of fruit flies through the double doors and bounces into the middle of the cafeteria. Everyone in the cafeteria watches as Ed, Edd n Eddy make their grand entrance, dressed as fruits.
Ed is dressed as a bananna, dancing and singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" Ed has grown bigger and stronger, is much cleaner (with combed red hair), and has smartened up quite a bit. Despite this, he still over-reads comics, is still obsessed with unhealthy foods, and still does Eddy's bidding (which sometimes leads to conflict between them). Still, his strength and capability has led Kevin to recruit him for the football and basketball teams. Ed has become more sociable as a result.
Double-D is dressed as a bunch of grapes, and is clearly dismayed by this. The smartest guy in school, all his classes are either honors or AP. He is no longer a flimsy weakling, but he still dislikes fighting. He frequently participates in community service, often with Nazz and Jenna. Double-D frequently clashes with Eddy for his immaturity and selfishness. His hair has grown a bit, too.
Eddy is dressed as a strawberry, and is heading the scam. He has grown too, but is still rather short compared to the other boys. He also still has only 3 hairs, but he now has a goatee and ear piercings. Eddy is still extremely greedy and selfish and has been taking more extreme measures to get the money he wants, and will even resort to theft! He smokes, too. His selfish ways lead to conflict with his fellow Eds, and many other students dislike Eddy to various degrees.
Eddy takes out a megaphone. "ARE YOU GUYS TIRED OF ALL THOSE BROCCOLI BITS, CAULIFLOWER, ONIONS AND SPINACH FLOWS? DO YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT'S BETTER THAN THOSE ROTTEN CATTLE-BUTT MEATS IN EVERY WAY? WELL, THEN TAKE A FEW WORDS FROM US, THE SCURVY SQUAD, AND GET ALL THE FRUITY NUTRITION YOU NEED RIGHT HERE!!! Only 1 dollar per piece! Thank you!"
Numerous students discard their lunches and pay up to buy the so called "fruits." Eddy's eyes glitter at the big money he's making.
"Eddy, are these real fruits as I suggested?'" Double-D asks, checking a "melon." He puts his finger on it, then glares when he discovers that it's really a painted water balloon.
"What, we couldn't get real fruit." Eddy says. "So I had Ed paint some balloons."
"What, Plank?" Jonny asks and listens to Plank. He sqeezes his "pear" and pops it. "Hey, these are fake!"
"Them Ed boys are dead men." Rolf foresees. Nazz and Jenna agree.
"GET EM!!!" Kevin shouts and he leads the other students to get the Eds. Double-D runs first, followed by Ed. Eddy is distracted by admiring his money, then he notices the angry mob and runs. The Eds seperately run through the hallways, their costumes making them clumsily bump into things and other people, including teachers. The angry mob, led by Kevin, splits up to find them. Then a Benny Hill-style chase ensues, with Yakkety Sax music playing as the mobs chase the Eds through the hallways and rooms in fast motion. After 30 seconds, the Eds collide into each other, causing Eddy to drop his money jar.
"My money!" Eddy rushes to get his money as it rolls down the hall, but it stops at the mob's feet. Kevin picks it up.
"Ready... Aim... FIRE!!!" The mob throws their water balloon fruits back at the Eds, bombarding them until they are soaking wet and on the ground. "Thanks for the refund!" Kevin tells Eddy, then turns to Ed.
"And as for you, big guy. If I catch you scamming with Dorky again, you're off the teams. We clear?"
"Crystal, sir!" Ed answers, then Kevin and the crowd leave.
"Errrr, AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!" Eddy screams angrily as he pounds on the floor.
Narration by Double-D:
It's too bad that Eddy never seemed to learn from his mistakes, always trying to con everyone of their money. He would do anything for jawbreakers, and I mean ANYTHING. This didn't go unnoticed, though. Because someone was watching with interest..."
End of Chapter 1!!!
I hope you enjoyed the opening chapter! And yes, Rolf is actually Norwegian (confirmed in "No Speak Da Ed").