JETSIR: Hello readers and welcome to my parody of Fergie's Fergalicious dedicated to (drumrolls) Jean Havoc!
JEAN: Me?
EVERYONE ELSE: Him?
JETSIR: Yes, now, start the fic!
Four, tres, two, uno
ROY
Listen up y'all, Cuz this is it
The heat that I'm snapin' is ma-li-cious
JETSIR
Verse 1
Havoclicious definition make them soldiers loco
He always runs away when he sees Hughes walk up with photos
He's smokin' hot, he is lazy
He is easy, but he ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I love him
But girls reject him for some reason
Hook 1
Havoclicious (Havoclicious)
To him dogs are delicious
And if you was suspicious
He'll say it was fictitious
He blows smoke (shhhhhh)
That makes me wanna cough, cough
But I'm still standin' on the block just to watch him smoke a lot (four, tres, two, uno)
Chorus
Havoclicious (He smokes a lot)
Havoclicious (It makes me cough, cough)
Havoclicious (I wanna slice of what he's got)
Havoclicious (H-H-H-H-H-Havoc, Havoc)
Verse 2
Havoclicious def-, Havoclicious def- Havoclicious def- def- fading echo
Havoclicious definition make them soldiers crazy,
He's always smokin' somethin'
Now the air is getting hazy (cough)
He's the H to the A, V, O and the C
There ain't no other girl that can sing this like me
Hook 2
He's Havoclicious
Of Roy he is jealous
And no, that ain't fictitious
I'm a witness (oooh wee)
His smoke still makes me cough, cough
But I'm still standin' on the block just to watch him smoke a lot (four, tres, two, uno)
Chorus
Havoclicious (He smokes a lot)
Havoclicious (It makes me cough, cough)
Havoclicious (I wanna slice of what he's got)
Havoclicious (Smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke up, check it out)
Vamp
Havoc, Havoc, Havoc
If you really want him
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
He ain't classy, classy, He sorta slacks, he's slacky
He's so sexy, sexy. It'll make you crazy
FUERY, BREDA, and FALMAN
S to the M to the O K E Y man you're smokey, S to the M to the O K E Y man you're smoky
J to the E to the A N H A V O C, to the J to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Jetsir
JETSIR
Rap
Every time a girl comes around he always gathers round always looking at her up and down looking at her
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now he ain't like Roy tryin' to round up drama he don't wanna take your woman
And I know I'm comin off just a little like a fangirl and I keep on repeating how he's so great
But I'm tryin' to tell, that he needs to be treated well
Cuz' they say he's
Hook 3
Havoclicious (Havoclicious)
To him dogs are delicious
And if you was suspicious
He'll say it was fictitious
He blows smoke (shhhhhhhhhhh)
That makes me wanna cough, cough
But I'm still standing on the block just to watch him smoke a lot (lot, lot, lot)
Four, tres, two, uno
Chorus
Havoclicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Havoclicious(aye, aye, aye, aye)
Havoclicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He's Havoclicious, H-H-H-H-H-Havoc, Havoc
Will I Am
S to the M to the O K E Y man you're smokey, S to the M, to the O K E Y man you're smokey
S to the M to the O K E Y man you're smokey, S to the M, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
J to the E to the A N H A V O C, to the J to the E to the A N H A V O C to the
J to the E to the A N H A V O C, to the J to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
S to the M to the O K E Y man you're smokey, S to the M to the O K E Y man you're smokey
S to the M to the O K E Y man you're smokey, S to the M, to the, four, tres, two, uno
J to the E to the A N H A V O C, to the J to the E to the A N H A V O C, to the
J to the E to the A N H A V O C, to the J to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the...
JEAN: Wow! Someone actually likes me!
JETSIR: A lot of people do.
JEAN: (smiles)
JETSIR: Thank you for reading. Please review and tell me if you want me to do a song to another character. I want to do one with Fuery next, but I need song. So give me some suggestions for that, too!