Okay I redit it and now tell me what you think if you want to re-read

Joker was sitting in his hideout while hearing screaming he sighed and yelled "girls!"

Twin brunettes came in that were both wearing matching black skirts and black shirts that said "Bite me". "Yes brother dearest they said sweetly he knew they did something but he ignored it though and got up "We are taking a little vacation so stop torturing my henchmen and pack!"

"But we weren't done" The twin on the left said with a pout "Yeah she's right bro" the other said sadly.

"Too bad I said were taking a vacation and that's it!"The one on the left rolled her eyes and looked at the clock "It's 3 in the morning who will take us because I don't want to die because of your "driving skills"."

Dopey was laughing a little bit and the joker dismissed his sisters and went to Dopey looking at him stalkingly "Something funny Dope?" he pooped the p in his name.

"No sir", he said looking at the Joker terrified

"Are you sure because it looks like it and being the person I am I love a good joke." He started laughing and got out his favorite knife.

The girls Bedroom

The twins were running around their room just throwing random things around in their suitcases. You could hear random shouts of they need this and they need that and just throwing things and jumping on suitcases to make them zip.

Joker walked in the door way and looked at his sisters "One question."

Shoot they both said "shoot".

"You both have never said one another's names in years and I can`t even remember your names so what are your names kiddo?"

They stopped in the middle of the room and looked at him "I can`t believe you forgot our names!"

He looked at them "You're lucky I at least remember you're my sisters I'll be back don`t leave."

Joker got in the van and drove to a dirty apartment building and made it to a certain door number. He started pounding his fists while shouting "Crane wake up! Wake up!"

After a couple of minutes Crane opened the door furious and noticed it was the Joker "What the hell"?

"No I'm your friend the Joker your best friend."

Crane laughed sarcastically "We were never friends and never will be friends!"

"So that's how come we have to start becoming friends!" He entered his house and started looking around the place .Crane still at the door "Sure come in I would love your company" Joker ignored the sarcastic tone.

He sat on his couch and looked at the Joker "What the hell are you doing here at he looked at his clock above the TV 3:30 am?"

"I am looking for something duh."

Crane pinched his nose tired "Ok what are you looking for?"

"Your keys" Joker said while shrugging his shoulders.

Crane still tired said "It's on my counter in the kitchen" he got up to go to his room.

Thanks Joker got the keys said nighty night closed the door and left. Crane looked at his blank TV screen "Wait my keys!" And he ran out the door yelling Joker.

"What Joker looked at him annoyed and he bit the inside of his left cheek.

"That's `s my keys! Joker what do you want with them?"

"Yes I know" and he continued to walk out to the cars. Crane walked in front of him and held his shoulders "What do you need with my car?" "

"Easy we are going on a vacation", he started skipping to the car and unlocked the car.

Crane looked at him puzzled "We who is we?" He hadn't seen Harley so he thought they weren`t together for now anyway. Joker looking at him knowing who he was thinking about "No My little sisters me Harvey, and you he said while getting in.

Crane looked at him shocked "Wait you have sisters" he asked now intrigued that the joker had sisters heck family even.

Joker sighed tiredly yes twins and he started the car now "Let's go"! Crane decided to go see these so called "sisters" since they will need his professional help, with a brother like that and he knew Joker would come back anyway and not be as nice.

During the drive Joker had went to a gas station and left for a few minutes and had came back with a slushie, some donuts and some started driving with his knees and he was munching on everything while drinkin his slushie he looked over towards Crane who was pressed the gas pedal when there was a red light and when he looked in the rearview mirror he laughed at the chaos he took out a sprinkle donut and held it towards Crane and asked if he wanted a bit but he shook his head no and was holding on his seat for his were driving towards the other side of town and he was bored so he turned on the radio and he was making gagging noises at every channel.

He found a rock channel and thehy were playing dissturbed and he was moving his head to the music and when he noticed that they were close he slamme dthe break and Crane hit the dashboard Joker got out of the car and waited for CVrane but thought he was going sighed and walked to his side pulled him out of the car and dragged him to the shitty apartment he had to hold tight to Crane since he was trying to get away.

There you go please tell me what you think