First Fanfic so please be nice.
Disclaimer: I don't own TNA Impact.
The last suitcase was thrown into the back of the taxi. Zema hopped on and called, "Hey, come on, Jessie! We don't want to hit traffic!"
Said person exasperatedly opened the front door of the hotel and walked out. They were heading to the next TNA Impact tapings where Robbie and Jessie were defending their newly-won Tag Team Championships against number #1 contenders, Knux and The Freak of The Menagerie while Zema was defending his X Division Championship against Crazzy Steve. Jessie got into the taxi, and looked out the back window as Zema sang. He sang as they went through a city.
As they passed buildings, Zema was no longer singing. There was a sign that said "Impact Zone: 700 Miles."
"Are we there yet?" Zema asked.
"No," Jessie replied.
It thunder stormed and Zema asked, "Are we there yet?"
"Not yet," Robbie said.
200 miles away. There was a blizzard as they rode through the busy street. "OK, are we there yet?"
"No," Robbie said.
They rode through calm snow. "Are we there yet?"
"No!" Jessie cried.
"Are we there yet?"
"Yes," Jessie said.
"Really?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!" Robbie shouted.
100 miles away. "Are we there yet?"
"No, we are not!" Jessie shouted.
"Are we there yet?"
"No!" both shouted.
"Are we there yet?" Zema asked, and Jessie mimicked. "Hey, that's not funny. Hey, that's really immature." Jessie kept mimicking Zema. "See, this is why nobody likes us. All right, your loss. I'm gonna just stop talking!"
"Finally!" Jessie cried happily.
"But this is taking forever, Jessie. There's no in-flight movie or nothing!"
"Zema, What's the name of the kingdom in Shrek 2?" Jessie questioned.
"OH! I know this one, I know this one!" Robbie excitedly proclaimed only to be quickly shut down by Jessie. "Robbie, shut up."
"Far, Far Away, Why?" Zema answered. Curious at Jessie's question.
"That's where we're going. Far, far…" Jessie lowered his voice to a whisper, "…away."
"All right, all right, I get it. But I'm just so darn bored."
"Well, find a way to entertain yourself."
Zema sighed, and Jessie and Robbie enjoyed the quiet while it lasted. Zema sighed deeply. He looked at the two, then clicked his tongue. He made a popping noise with his lips, causing Jessie to cringe. He popped his lips again, and Jessie groaned, "For five minutes…Could you not be yourself…" he then shouted, staring Zema in the face, "…for five minutes!" He turned to look out the window like Robbie. Neither of them noticed Zema's lips sneaking their way in between them. They popped, and Jessie shrieked, "Are we there yet?"
"Yes!" Robbie cried happily.
"Oh, finally!"
And Cut! That's a wrap! Hope you guys enjoyed. Any comments/reviews are appreciated.