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RATING: R- rape, sexual situations, language, violence
SUMMARY: Set after series 7 Buffy, during Fellowship- Buffy and Giles are sent to Middle Earth when the vampires and demons find a portal from Sunnydale. Buffy offers her services to Lady Galadriel, and soon starts to feel something for Haldir, but when the Fellowship arrive in Lothlórien, Boromir finds something he wants as much as the Ring.
CHAPTER ONE: WELCOME
Buffy walked through the unfamiliar forest. She was dead, at least she was on Earth, and she was finally reunited with Giles. Together again, ready to fight the evil.
The cold air brushed past her; she didn't like this place, it gave her the creeps. She huddled into her leather jacket.
"Where are we?" Buffy called out to Giles who was some feet away from her.
"The Golden Woods of Lothlórien," Giles said.
"Right," she drawled, "and where in relation is this to home?"
"We're in another universe."
Buffy laughed out loud, only to have Giles turn around and glare at her.
"What, so we're in the land that a book was based on?" she argued. "Give me a break!"
Suddenly out of the corner of her eye she could see a flash and armed herself with her stake.
"Spidey senses are flying Giles," she whispered only to be met by the tip of an arrow. She saw there were at least twenty of them. "Giles, since when did vampires have bows and arrows?"
"I can assure you, m'lady, we are not vampires," a cold voice replied.
"Haldir, Marchwarden of Lothlórien," Giles spoke bowing his head in respect as the tall figure stepped out of the shadows and the bows and arrows were lowered
"Wait, you know this guy?" Buffy said. "I thought you'd never been here before," and placed her stake back into her coat.
"Buffy, did you ever read "Lord of the Rings"?"
"Hello, this is me we're talking about. My reading knowledge extends to reading up on demons etc etc."
"And you are?" Haldir spoke.
"Rupert Giles, and this is Buffy Summers, the vampire slayer."
"Ah yes, we have heard great things about you, my dear," Haldir said extending his hand to Buffy who took it in her own and stared at it not knowing what to do. She watched as he took her hand to his lips.
"They act like Knights of the Round Table," Buffy laughed taking her hand away.
"Why is it you are walking through the Fair Lady's woods?"
"We have come to serve the Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn," Giles said. "We have heard that there are vampires and demons haunting your lands, and as the Slayer it is Buffy's role to destroy them."
"Really? I believe the Lady awaits you both."
"Hello?" Buffy piped up. "Sorry to be break the party up, but I need to sit on my ass as my legs are about to die."
"I beg your pardon, m'lady, but we are not familiar with your speech," Haldir spoke.
"I think Buffy is trying to say she is tired," Giles said before Buffy could retort.
"There is a nearby Talan we can rest upon," Haldir said extending his arm out for Buffy to take. She took it, shifing the heavy duffel bag full of weapons on her shoulder, and she allowed him to lead her to a nearby tree.
"Where is it?" she asked looking around in confusion. There was no "Talan" around, just trees.
"Up in the tree," he whispered into her ear.
"What?! How am I supposed to get up there?"
"You climb up the rope."
Buffy took little notice of what happened around her, her spidey senses were off the scale.
Good evening Buffy Summers. We have been expecting you, she heard a voice in her head.
"Giles, there's a voice in my head," she whimpered.
"That will be the Lady," Haldir said.
Buffy looked over him carefully, wondering if they were all part of a crazy cult.
"Oh my god!" she squeeled. "Giles, his ears are pointy!"
The elves all looked at her and laughed.
"Don't laugh at me, the only elves I know are small, and work for Santa Claus."
She followed Haldir up the rope and once in the Talan she placed her bag on the floor and looked around her.
"We're not all going to sleep here?" she asked.
"Nay, young one, your watcher, myself, you, and my two brothers."
"Oh. one big group orgy session."
"Buffy Ann Summers, don't you dare talk such cheap talk!"
She spun around to see Giles being helped up by two other elves who looked like Haldir.
"Sorry," she said hanging her head in shame and took the bag of her clothes from him.
"Buffy and Giles, my brothers Orophin and Rumil," Haldir said,
"Hi," Buffy said, taking in the gorgeous auro coming off of the two handsome elves in front of her.
"Vanimle sila tiri ," the one called Rumil said approaching her.
"Giles, I think he just swore at me."
"Nay, he merely states that your beauty shines bright," Haldir said. "My brothers aren't quite as adapt to Westron as I am."
"But we're speaking English," Buffy said.
"Buffy, let's not start an argument, please," Giles said. "Just get some sleep."
Buffy couldn't defy her watcher, and did as he said.
RATING: R- rape, sexual situations, language, violence
SUMMARY: Set after series 7 Buffy, during Fellowship- Buffy and Giles are sent to Middle Earth when the vampires and demons find a portal from Sunnydale. Buffy offers her services to Lady Galadriel, and soon starts to feel something for Haldir, but when the Fellowship arrive in Lothlórien, Boromir finds something he wants as much as the Ring.
CHAPTER ONE: WELCOME
Buffy walked through the unfamiliar forest. She was dead, at least she was on Earth, and she was finally reunited with Giles. Together again, ready to fight the evil.
The cold air brushed past her; she didn't like this place, it gave her the creeps. She huddled into her leather jacket.
"Where are we?" Buffy called out to Giles who was some feet away from her.
"The Golden Woods of Lothlórien," Giles said.
"Right," she drawled, "and where in relation is this to home?"
"We're in another universe."
Buffy laughed out loud, only to have Giles turn around and glare at her.
"What, so we're in the land that a book was based on?" she argued. "Give me a break!"
Suddenly out of the corner of her eye she could see a flash and armed herself with her stake.
"Spidey senses are flying Giles," she whispered only to be met by the tip of an arrow. She saw there were at least twenty of them. "Giles, since when did vampires have bows and arrows?"
"I can assure you, m'lady, we are not vampires," a cold voice replied.
"Haldir, Marchwarden of Lothlórien," Giles spoke bowing his head in respect as the tall figure stepped out of the shadows and the bows and arrows were lowered
"Wait, you know this guy?" Buffy said. "I thought you'd never been here before," and placed her stake back into her coat.
"Buffy, did you ever read "Lord of the Rings"?"
"Hello, this is me we're talking about. My reading knowledge extends to reading up on demons etc etc."
"And you are?" Haldir spoke.
"Rupert Giles, and this is Buffy Summers, the vampire slayer."
"Ah yes, we have heard great things about you, my dear," Haldir said extending his hand to Buffy who took it in her own and stared at it not knowing what to do. She watched as he took her hand to his lips.
"They act like Knights of the Round Table," Buffy laughed taking her hand away.
"Why is it you are walking through the Fair Lady's woods?"
"We have come to serve the Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn," Giles said. "We have heard that there are vampires and demons haunting your lands, and as the Slayer it is Buffy's role to destroy them."
"Really? I believe the Lady awaits you both."
"Hello?" Buffy piped up. "Sorry to be break the party up, but I need to sit on my ass as my legs are about to die."
"I beg your pardon, m'lady, but we are not familiar with your speech," Haldir spoke.
"I think Buffy is trying to say she is tired," Giles said before Buffy could retort.
"There is a nearby Talan we can rest upon," Haldir said extending his arm out for Buffy to take. She took it, shifing the heavy duffel bag full of weapons on her shoulder, and she allowed him to lead her to a nearby tree.
"Where is it?" she asked looking around in confusion. There was no "Talan" around, just trees.
"Up in the tree," he whispered into her ear.
"What?! How am I supposed to get up there?"
"You climb up the rope."
Buffy took little notice of what happened around her, her spidey senses were off the scale.
Good evening Buffy Summers. We have been expecting you, she heard a voice in her head.
"Giles, there's a voice in my head," she whimpered.
"That will be the Lady," Haldir said.
Buffy looked over him carefully, wondering if they were all part of a crazy cult.
"Oh my god!" she squeeled. "Giles, his ears are pointy!"
The elves all looked at her and laughed.
"Don't laugh at me, the only elves I know are small, and work for Santa Claus."
She followed Haldir up the rope and once in the Talan she placed her bag on the floor and looked around her.
"We're not all going to sleep here?" she asked.
"Nay, young one, your watcher, myself, you, and my two brothers."
"Oh. one big group orgy session."
"Buffy Ann Summers, don't you dare talk such cheap talk!"
She spun around to see Giles being helped up by two other elves who looked like Haldir.
"Sorry," she said hanging her head in shame and took the bag of her clothes from him.
"Buffy and Giles, my brothers Orophin and Rumil," Haldir said,
"Hi," Buffy said, taking in the gorgeous auro coming off of the two handsome elves in front of her.
"Vanimle sila tiri ," the one called Rumil said approaching her.
"Giles, I think he just swore at me."
"Nay, he merely states that your beauty shines bright," Haldir said. "My brothers aren't quite as adapt to Westron as I am."
"But we're speaking English," Buffy said.
"Buffy, let's not start an argument, please," Giles said. "Just get some sleep."
Buffy couldn't defy her watcher, and did as he said.