Disclaimer: RK is not mine
AN: This story is just some twisted joke I created in the middle of the night, so don't take it seriously.
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The Baby Question
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"Tou-chan?"
Kenshin looked down, at the four years old little boy who stared at him with his adorable, yet curious eyes.
"Yes, Kenji-kun?"
"Where do babies come from?" He asked innocently.
Kenshin froze. He gaped a few times but no sound came out. He should've known that his son would ask him this question one day, but he wasn't prepared for it to be this early.
Did he ask such question when he was little? What did his Shishou say?
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Seven years old Kenshin dragged his feet on the ground, while his Shishou was walking freely in front of him. For a seven years old, carrying three big jars of sake was a hard as an adult trying to carry a big rice sack. His Shishou himself carried only one small bottle, hung on his waist. Kenshin skipped and walked faster to match his pace with his Shishou. There was a question he had wanted to ask him.
"Ne, Shishou. Where do babies come from?" He asked innocently. His Shishou stopped walking and looked at him.
"Do you really want to know?" He asked, and Kenshin nodded excitedly. He smirked evilly and then grabbed the little boy and the sake jars easily on his shoulder, and turned his back around to take another route.
An hour later, they arrived at a very festive place, where there were music and fireworks. Kenshin looked at the place in amazement at the luxurious decorations. There were a lot of people with swords and a lot of pretty women in beautiful kimonos with their obi tied beautifully at the front of their bodies. He was hoping that his Shishou would go into one of these beautiful places, so that he could see what was inside, but instead, he turned and went into a quiet alley. With Kenshin still on his shoulder, he jumped up one of the balcony and put Kenshin down.
He pointed inside the room. "That's where babies come from." He said with an amused face, before jumping off the balcony. Kenshin looked inside and his eyes widened.
A woman and a man, naked, albeit still wearing their hair extravagantly, were pushing each other up and down, and produced a moaning and groaning sound. Kenshin blushed as the woman kept on putting the man's hand on her chest. They were connected somehow, under the crumpled up kimono that covered their waists. Kenshin, being a curious boy, unconsciously stepped closer and into the light, trying to find out what happened under that crumpled up kimono. The couple stopped bouncing, looked at him and screamed.
"KYAAAAA…. A PERVERT BOOOOOYYYY!" Screamed the woman, while the man pushed her aside and took his short blade with an angry face.
"DAMN BRAT! YOU RUINED MY NIGHT!" He screamed while waving his blade around. Kenshin gasped and walked back hastily, and fell off the balcony.
The only thing he remembered after that was his Shishou's amused, continuous chuckle, the naked man waving his blade, a pair of breasts and the beautiful red and pink lanterns on the side of the street.
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"Tou-chaaaan… Where do babies come from…?" Kenji asked, this time with a whiny tone. Kenshin looked at him with a pale face and then gulped. He then mumbled slowly with guilt painted all over his face.
"I think… Babies come from Gion."
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Gion: red light disctrict in Kyoto