MEGABROWS
this is my first fanfic. Constructive criticism is welcome. Some of the characters are a little OOC. some genderbending. I do not own Hetalia or Megamind. Please enjoy and review.
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Here's my day so far: went to prison, saw a ghost, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my bloody ass kicked by a teen in tights. Oh and I'm falling to my death. Bloody brilliant. How did I get myself in this situation? Well it starts at the very beginning.
FLASH BACK
on my home planet it was standard for people to have overly large eyebrows. Your status was based on just how big your eyebrows were. I was the newborn prince. But then when I was just over a week old my planet was sucked into a back hole. Just before It was though my parents put me and my minion Feliciano (I prefer to address him Feli it's so much easier) into the only escape pod and launched us off into space to find our destiny. A kid from the planet next door had the same idea. That was the day I met Alfred. He was loud, hyper, annoying, and arrogant. I hated him. He landed in a mansion when I landed in a prison. He got all the praise and admiration because he could fly, had laser vision, super strength, and invulnerability. I though had something equally as good if not more so. My amazing intellect. You see my forehead was quite large to accommodate my eyebrows and left room for a abnormally large brain.
After a while I was allowed to go to school to learn. looking back I don't believe I needed to. I could already do quantum physics. It was there I once again met the heathen Alfred. He was popular because of his gifts. While mine got me shunned. Most of the time it was me and Feli. I was often in trouble when my schemes to fit in failed. Then one day a light bulb went on. What if I was made to be the bad guy? Alfred had already claimed the spot of hero and I did hate him. Well I was going to be bad I was going to the baddest I could be. The next day I set off an enormous paint bomb that painted the school and everyone in it In black paint. Alfred was so mad he picked up the school and flew away with it. I never went to to school again.
As we grew up we started fighting more and more frequent and more and more elaborately. He became HeroDude defender of metrocity. I took a more fitting name MEGABROWS INCREDIBLY BROWED MASTER OF ALL VILLAINY!