Hidan was on a mission to gather info and kill some fucker. walking on a dirt path through a forest with kakuzu to get to some remote village that supposedly held a girl who had the power to sence tailed beasts. 'Yeah right probably just some bitch that gets scared easily.' He thought. They found a field of flowers and a girl with stark black hair blue eyes and pale skin. When hidan saw her he was taken aback. He had to have her. And he always got what he wanted. She looked up and smiled " oh hello May I help you ?" Kakuzu spoke "yes do you happen to be kagome higarashi?" "That's me!" She said cheerfully. Hidan smirked "you shouldn't be so trusting." "And why not?" She replied "because ," he said "we're here to kidnap you." He expected her to start freaking out or threaten them but instead she said "Nope" they just stood there as she just continued picking flowers. "What did you just say you little bitch?!" Hidan demanded. "You heard me you dress wearing prick."she said sweetly. "We are not giving you a choice." Kakuzu stated coolly. Kagome sighed as if this had happened a million times before,"why do you want me oh great akatsuki?" She asked grinned "why wouldn't we want a chick with big tits and a nice ass ,huh babe?" Kagome smirked "fine I'll go as long as I don't get sacrificed or something like that." Kakuzu looked surprised "r-really?" Her eyes twinkled "yeah." "But why?" He muttered . Kagome licked her lips "what can I say I have a thing for silver-haired guys."Hidan grinned wider " right this way my lady." He gestured tords the forest. "Thank you." She said regally walking over to hidan and putting a red daisy in his hair and winking.
AN: Should I keep going? R&R XD