The Wammy Kid's Vacation Ch.1: Get Away

A/N: ALRITE...I GOT THIS IDEA FROM MY OWN RECENT VACATION.... HENH... IM HOPING THIS IS GUNNA BE MY BEST FANFIC YET *CROSSES FINGERS*

MANY THANKS TO MY GREAT BETA The Wammy Girl!!!

ITS GOING TO INCLUDE ALL WAMMY KIDS (MELLO, MATT, NEAR, BB, L, ECT.)

THEIR AGES ARE: Mello-12, Matt-12, BB-14, L-17, Near-8

REGARDING MELLO AND MATT'S RELATIONSHIP I SHALL EXPLAIN, THEY ARE CLOSE FRIEND WHO HAVE GAY MOMENTS. A FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OF SORTS.

ENJOY!!

*CRASH!!*

Mello's desk hit the floor, papers, books, and pencils scattered across the room.

"DAMNIT, NEAR!! YOU BEAT ME, AGAIN!!!!"

Mello knocked his chair to the ground roughly. He was at Near's desk in just a moment, where he snatched the 100% away from the younger boy.

"Mello! Stop this instant!" The teacher scolded.

"No! You're the one who gave me the lower grade, why should I listen to you?!" He retorted defiantly and ripped the paper to shreds, throwing the bitty-bits at Near's face. Near didn't even blink.

"MELLO!! ROGER'S OFFICE, NOW!!!!" The teacher yelled. Mello glared at Near, and for lack of something better to say he muttered,

"I hope you get diarrhea." Then stormed out of the classroom.

. - + ~ * * ~ + - . (ROGERS OFFICE) . - + ~ * * ~ + - .

"Mello," Roger began calmly.

"This is the fourth time you've been in here this week."

Said boy crossed his arms and glared at the old man.

"I wouldn't be sent in here all the time if that... that TWIT Near wasn't so... BLOODY ANNOYING!!!" Mello burst out.

"Mello, calm d-"

"NO!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF LITTLE GHOST-BABIES* BEAT YOU AT EVERYTHING?!?!"

"I think you need a break..."

Mello calmed immediately.

"A break, like... a vacation?"

"No, I meant-"

"I WANT A VACATION!!!"

"Mello, I-"

"VACATION! VACATION! VACATION! VACA-"

"OKAY!!!! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VACATION!!!"

"By myself... ?"

"No, were going to bring all of the Wammy House, it could do everyone some good."

"Awwww... but-"

"NO BUTS!!!" Roger screamed.

"..." Mello snickered, "you said butt..."

"GET OUT!!!"

Mello hopped off the chair and walked out smirking. Roger grumbled.

"I hate kids..."

. - + ~ * * ~ + - . (CLASSROOM) . - + ~ * * ~ + - .

Mello walked jauntily back into the classroom, smiling smugly.

"I hope you learned your lesson, Mello."

Disregarding the teacher completely, Mello announced to the class,

"We're gunna take a vacation!!"

The whole class erupted into exclamations of "Where?" "Why?" "Cool!!", minus Near, who never really gets excited.

"Class, settle down!" The aggravated teacher ordered. The overexcited class payed no attention to her.

"Class!!!"

Mello smirked at the teacher who was getting red-faced with anger.

"IF YOU DON'T ALL SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, YOU WILL ALL FAIL MY CLASS!!!" The teacher boomed. The class grew so silent you could hear a pin drop.

Getting a failing grade an any class immediately forfeits any chance of becoming L, the most important goal for all the children.

"You are all going to pay attention to my lesson on exponential decay functions NOW. And you,"

She faced Mello,

"I don't want to hear another word out of you unless you are going to answer a question... CORRECTLY."

He deftly stuck his tongue out at her. To drained to argue, she turned to face the blackboard and began to explain exponential decay.

. - + ~ * * ~ + - . (A FEW DAYS LATER...) . - + ~ * * ~ + - .

Upon days of consideration, and pestering from Mello, Roger was at his wits end on trying to decide where to take the children. Giving up on trying to find places with "life lessons" and "museums" he placed a pencil on the map and decided he'd go wherever the pointed graphite tip of fate landed, regardless of where it was. He gave the pencil a twirl. The spinning slowly came to a halt and he peered at the map.

"Hnh... Colorado?"

. - + ~ * * ~ + - . (AUDITORIUM) . - + ~ * * ~ + - .

Mello bounced excitedly in his seat next to Matt.

"I bet this assembly is gunna be about the trip! Ooh, I'm exited!! Where do you think were gunna go??" He asked Matt hyperly.

"Hnnh." Was the boys unintelligible response, much too caught up in his DS to care.

"Jesus, Matt, you could show some enthusiasm." The blond boy said and stuck his tongue out.

"Jesus, Mello, you could start to act mature." The game-lover retorted. Said boy slumped in his seat and pouted. Roger walked out on stage and Mello perked right back up.

Roger sighed, "I'm sure some of you know by now, that we are going to take a vacation..."

"WHOO!!" A burly kid named Geezous exclaimed.

"...yeah...woo...anyway were going to take a trip to Colorado,. We'll fly to Flagstaff, Arizona, stay one night, then travel to Colorado. We'll stay there in a hotel for two days, then camp a third day..."

Matt's jaw dropped and a look of distaste was evident on his face at the idea of having to sleep... outside.

"Weak..." he muttered.

"Our activities for Colorado will be, in order, a train ride, white water rafting, and fishing. After the third day we'll pack up and travel to Utah, we're only staying there for one night. The next day we're going to visit the Arches National Park, and we'll be hiking. From there we'll board our plane and head back."

The auditorium buzzed with excitement. Matt, a firm hater of all things outside, closed his DS and pulled his goggles over his head and pouted.

"I hate this trip already."

"OH, I CANT WAIT~!!" The overactive chocolate lover exclaimed happily.

"I can." the redhead** mumbled.

"Lighten up!! Though you you do look cute when you pout..." Mello teased. Matt blushed and got up to leave.

"Gay..." He muttered as he walked away from a grinning blond.

A.N:

* GHOST BABIES...? YEAH I HAVE NO IDEA...

** THE COLOR OF MATT'S HAIR IS ACTUALLY BROWN, I WIKIPEDIA-ED IT. BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE KNOW HIM TO HAVE RED HAIR THAT'S WAT HE'S GUNNA HAVE.

REVIEW!!! IT MAKES ME MORE MOTIVATED!!! FLAMES ARE WELCOME I SHALL USE THEM TO BURN LIGHT YAGAMI!!!!!!