"Fuck, how the hell is someone supposed to work this piece of shit!?" Kanda yells angrily, kicking the small piece of machinery that he just threw on the ground. Allen walks over and stares at the innocent machine. Lavi was just laughing his arse off at the flustered samurai. "Kanda, you do realize that the machine you just kicked is our new toaster?" Allen hissed at the angry Japanese man.
Kanda turned and stared at his boyfriend. "What the hell is a toaster?" He growled. It took Allen all of his willpower to not laugh like Lavi was at that moment. "You cook bread I it…" He mumbled; picking up the toaster and placing it back on the table. Kanda frowned. "Who the fuck would want to cook bread?" The long haired exorcist asked.
"Almost all the people in the world, Yuu-chan!" Lavi piped in. Kanda threw a kitchen knife at him; it only missed him by a millimeter. "Shut up Baka Usagi!" he yelled. Allen grabbed his hand and pulled him away from the kitchen knives. "Kanda calm down. What is it that you were trying to do with the toaster?" Allen asked innocently.
Kanda sent a glare towards Allen. "I-I was trying to figure out how to use it…" He muttered, blushing. Allen sighed. "Okay, watch what I do closely." Allen grumbled as he showed Kanda all the basics of using a toaster.
After the toaster training course, Allen turned to face kanda and said, "There. Now you know how to use a toaster."
Kanda smirked and wrapped his arms around his white haired boyfriend. "Thank you, Allen. I will be sure to use your advice in the future." He said as he bent down and kissed the smaller boy on the lips; and the smaller boy kissed right back.
Maybe he could ask Allen for advice on every little new piece of equipment the scientists at the Order bring in; and hopefully they all end in the same result. A nice. Sweet. Kiss.
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