The Adventures of Sesame Street
Big Bird's Bad Day
One bright sunny day on Sesame Street, Big Bird was teaching Elmo how to read and write, but Elmo didn't quite get it…
"Big Bird, Elmo doesn't get it!" Elmo cried
"Well that's because you're a retard, you're only on this show to fill pathetic little minds about shoes!" Big Bird was angry and you could tell.
"That's not very nice,"
"Well how's this for nice?" Big Bird gave Elmo the finger! Big Bird what has gotten into you ! Elmo started to cry.
"Will you stop that crap!" Big Bird watch your language! Something is definitely wrong here…
A couple blocks away in the city of Townsville, you could hear the evil laugh of the genius evil monkey, Mojo Jojo. What is that monkey up to now?
"Yes my plan is working. Soon all the little brats will be mean, and rude, and there's nothing those Powerpuff Girls can do about it! Muahahaha".
Oh no Mojo Jojo is trying to brain wash the little children what will we ever do! Back on Sesame Street. Super Grover could hear Elmo crying with his super sonic hearing.
"Super Grover to da rescue!" and he zoomed off to find Elmo. Grover found Elmo by Big Bird's nest, Big Bird was being mean to Elmo!
"Stop blabbering and go to hell!"
"Never fear Super Grover is here!"
"Oh my god go away you faggot and take this gay idiot with you!" Big Bird why are you so mean? Then all of a sudden Mojo Jojo appeared!
"It is I Mojo Jojo! And I have brainwashed all the little kids by Big Bird's rude behaviour" Everywhere around them there was chaos! Little children being mean to everyone, Mojo Jojo how can you be so mean? Just then…what the? Sailor Moon? What is she doing here?
"Not for long evil monkey! I'm Usagi also known as Sailor Moon!"
"Where's the Powerpuff Girls?" Mojo Jojo seemed confused, didn't he know that they were…
"The Powerpuff Girls are dead Mojo Jojo" Sailor Moon tried to explain.
"What?"
"They're dead, and they have been for years…"
"What?" Mojo just didn't get it.
"What are you smoking?"
"SEWAGE!" Sailor Moon just shook her head.
"And now why I'm here…" Sailor Moon started kicking Mojo Jojo in the behind.
"What are you doing?"
"Kicking ass. What does it look like?"
"You silly girl if you're going to kick my ass that means you beat me up!" Mojo knows this from experience. With the Powerpuff Girls on your trail you would too!
"Silly, silly girl" what? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
"Huh? What are you retards doing here?" yes what are you doing here this is Sailor Moon's victory?
"We have come to save the day, since it seems like you can't do it" said Leonardo. Raphael spook up,
"Yeah meatball head"
"What? No one calls me meatball head except…Darien?" Could it be? Raphael is…no it can't be!
"It's Raphael now"
"But Darien why did you do this?"
"Well I signed up for some scientific experiments. I needed some money. But the experiments went wrong and me and the rest of the gang turned into turtles. The scientists tried everything to turn us back. But another experiment went wrong and we turned into mutant turtles. Then we devoted the rest of our lives to fighting crime. So now we're…" They started going into a song.
"Oh boy sigh" Mojo Jojo didn't want to listen to a silly song.
"Oh yay! Elmo likes songs!" Elmo had stopped crying by now.
"Leonardo!" Leonardo seemed proud to say his name in the song.
"Raphael"
"Michael Angelo"
"And Dontello and we are…" sigh do they have to do this every time they introduce themselves?
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, turtles in a half shell…"
"Ok just stop right there this is the most gayest thing ever!" I thought Big Bird was being nice again. shakes headI guess not.
"What would you know about gay?" Michael Angelo was upset.
"Well living on the same street as this dope a lot" he was referring to Elmo. Elmo started to cry again.
"Oh stop that whimpering!"
"Not until Big Bird says sorry!"
"Will you use some f-ing pronouns!" Elmo started crying even more.
"I mean I'm sorry Elmo" Big Bird rolled his eyes. He didn't seem sorry.
"Big Bird isn't sorry!"
"Yeah you're right I'm not! Hahaha!" Elmo ran away.
"Elmo come back! He didn't mean it! Grover (still with his cape on) ran after Elmo.
"Now look what you did!" Leonardo yelled at Big Bird.
"Yeah. Elmo doesn't deserve that. He's the sweetest little thing ever!" said Sailor Moon.
"And you would know?" Dontello said.
"Word on the street is, you spent the night at Elmo's last night" uh oh Big Bird's done it again. Sailor Moon ran off.
"Serina come back!" Raphael ran after her.
"Raphael what about Mojo Jojo?"
"Who cares" yes what about Mojo Jojo?
"Where is he anyways?" said Michael Angelo.
"There!" Dontello pointed down the street, while Mojo Jojo was running down the street.
"After him!" they started chasing him down the street.
"Come on Big Bird!"
"Huh? You really want me to come after how mean I was to you?"
"Yes now come on, before we lose him!" Michael Angelo, Leonardo, Dontello, and Big Bird followed Mojo Jojo into an old warehouse.
"Aw damn. Where'd he go?" they looked around and didn't see a trace of him.
"Spilt up!" Leonardo instructed. They all went into different directions. A few minutes later they heard an evil laugh from the roof.
"Muahahaha they will never find me up here! Muahahaha!"
"Not for long" the turtles made their way up to the roof. But Big Bird had other plans.
"Where'd Big Bird go?" Dontello asked.
"I don't know, but he's probably up to no good" Leonardo explained. They got to the roof, and you guessed it, there stood Mojo Jojo and Big Bird.
"Big Bird I thought you were back to normal?" Michael Angelo was worried. He really thought he was better, everyone did.
"Well then you thought wrong" Big Bird and Mojo Jojo laughed evilly together. Just then a helicopter flew over and none other then…Cookie Monster?
"What the? Cookie Monster or should I say Cocaine Monster. You're supposed to be in rehab!" Big Bird was surprised he was able to get out of rehab. Big Bird made sure Cookie Monster was locked away for a long time.
"Yes well, when there's a friend in need, and I hope you don't mind, but I brought a little friend…well I shouldn't say little hehehe" just then Barney and Baby Bop jumped out of the helicopter. What's that in Baby Bop's mouth? Oh no! Baby Bop not you too! All of a sudden Elmo, and Super Grover flew up to the roof. Alongside Sailor Moon and Raphael.
"Raphael! We thought you were gone with that bimbo forever!" said Michael Angelo.
"Hey that's my girlfriend you're talking about, and anyways I couldn't leave you guys!"
"Aw you mean it?" Dontello cried.
"Yes, yes I do" they group hugged.
"Ahem. Aren't we supposed to do some ass kicking here, not a family reunion?" said Baby Bop sarcastically. The drugs have really gotten to her head. Now she's all mean like Big Bird.
"Ahem yeah get off me you dopes" said Raphael.
"Now lets kick some ass!" said Barney.
"Barney, where'd you learn that kind of language!" gasped Super Grover.
"In the rehab center. Hehehe"
"Wait a minute, where'd Mojo and Big Bird go?" said Sailor Moon. Yes where did that troublesome duo go?
"Look there! A letter!" Leonardo noticed a letter over by the edge of the roof. They looked over the roof and on the ground 30 feet below, lay Mojo Jojo and Big Bird. Raphael read the letter out loud.
"It says:
As we attempt to jump, there is a few things I'd like to
clear up. I was glad to help Mojo Jojo. I was tired of being
Mr. Nice Guy. So I had teamed up with Mojo Jojo to turn on
the rest of the you. That includes putting cocaine in the cookies
I made for Cookie Monster. So I say my good byes in this letter.
Sincerely,
Big Bird."
"That bastard got me addicted to cocaine!"
"Well now he's dead" Leonardo said.
"Big Bird died?" Elmo started crying again.
"Oh great he's crying again. I hope you're happy!" said Raphael yelling over the edge.
"So what do we do now?" Sailor Moon asked.
"Well I going to go buy some heroin" said Baby Bop.
"Now Baby Bop, you're supposed to be getting better, so we have to get back to the rehab center" Barney tried to push Baby Bop to the direction of the ladder that went up to the helicopter.
"You kidding me? I'm free, I'm free…I'm…I'm" Baby Bop was dancing around and then she fell off the roof and died.
"No Baby Booooooooooooop!" Barney jumped over the edge after Baby Bop, his only sister, but what will P.J. do? Now he's an only child. Something tells me P.J. will get over it quickly.
"Well I don't know about you guys but I want pizza" said Michael Angelo.
"Michael Angelo, you and you're addiction to pizza" Leonardo shook his head in disappointment.
"Elmo does too! Elmo does too!" Elmo started jumping up and down. He liked pizza almost as much as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Yes I want some too mmmm" Super Grover, I didn't know you liked pizza also. They all laughed and went back down to the street to get some pizza.
The End