Um…Notes. I don't own Naruto or Sai

SaiNaru Yaoi/Smut/Lemon whatever XD

It's my fist Lemon, so I promise nothing about it's quality. Oneshot.

(…)

"I can't stand you," Naruto hissed, running his hand over the pale smooth skin of Sai's exposed stomach. "You're not Sasuke. You will never replace him as a member of the team." "I have no intention of doing so," Sai smiled his strange, unemotional smile. He pressed his cold looking lips softly against Naruto's. They were surprisingly warm.

Sighing softly Naruto stood on the balls of his feet, pushing himself deeper into Sai's kiss. "You're a stupid jerk, who doesn't know the meaning of the word teamwork," Naruto panted, breaking the contact. Sai licked the side of Naruto's face before murmuring into his neck. "You're a dickless fool, who rushes into things without thinking."

"I-I have a dick!" Naruto retorted angrily.

"Shall we test that theory?" Sai asked, letting his hand that hung around Naruto's waist to snake its way around to the front.

He deftly undid the button and zipper. He slipped his hand between the bare flesh and the cloth.

"It seems we do have something here," he mumbled, running his fore finger down the length.

"Y-you bastard," Naruto gasped. His knees weakened and he slumped forward, allowing his body to be supported by the taller boy.

Sai's fingers danced around in a rhythmic pattern. Rubbing, prodding, feeling.

"I despise you," Naruto moaned, nuzzling his head into Sai's neck.

Smiling again, Sai propped Naruto up against the wall. Keeping his right hand moving steadily, he used his left to fully remove the pesky pants Naruto was wearing. He then bent down on his knees.

"What are you planning to –" Naruto was cut off by his own loud groan.

Sai would have replied, but his mouth was a little preoccupied taking care of Naruto.

He went over many of the same motions he had done with his hand, though this time using his tongue, lips, and teeth.

Naruto was panting heavily now. The only words he could really seem to say were "Sai" and "Bas..tard." Even saying this much was a struggle.

Naruto completely lost track of his surroundings as intense feelings washed over him. At that moment, in his world, there was only him and Sai. No one else seemed to matter, or even exist.

Trying something a little different with his tongue, Sai pushed Naruto to the edge.

Finally the blond managed to gasp out a "N-no, s-s-stop! I'm g-going t-to—"

Too late. It happened.

Naruto let out a low sigh as his body rested itself against the wall. Sai's throat twitched for a second as he swallowed his prize.

"Y-you bastard," Naruto panted once more.

(…)

"Yes. That was the entire story," Sai said with a satisfied little grin.

Shikamaru stared in disgust. Kiba looked like he was struggling to hold down his lunch. And Shino just sat in silence.

"YOU IDIOT!!" Naruto screeched, pummeling the taller boy with his fist. "I can't believe you just told them that!"

"What's wrong with the story of when we first had sex?" Sai asked. "Besides, you could have stopped me anytime during it."

Naruto stopped momentarily, as the thought slowly sunk in. "GAH!!" he screamed, continuing to hit the other boy.

"I'm out of here," Shikamaru muttered, standing up. "Ugh, me too," Kiba responded. He hopped up and bolted for the door. Shaking his head, Shino stood up and followed the other two.

"See what you did?" Naruto asked angrily. "You scared them off!"

"Who says I wasn't trying to?" Said replied. "We can't do what I was planning with them around."

(…)

I hope that wasn't too bad.

Please R&R with tips and such :3