A/N: This is my first oneshot. So it's just some fun thoughts put in DP form.

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom.

Chapter 1

"Where the hell am I?" Danny asked the darkness.

Then he spotted a pink ecto-blast coming his way.

"Oh. Yah. Of course. Of course you have something to do with this."

"Daniel, I hope you realize that you are here for a good reason. It may, be only to benefit myself and possibly kill you, but you get the point," Vlad replied quite casually.

"Actually, I don't. So let's cut the small talk. Why am I here?"

"Well, I don't like to reveal my plans before they are put into effect, but for you, I'll make an exception." Vlad smirked and Danny glared at him, half expecting him blackmail him into getting his mom's pager number. "I've brought you here to find out what your worst fear is. I'm not going to tell you how it works just yet. Just tell me your worst fear and I'll shove you in a room and make it come true."

"Why would I tell you my worst fear? That doesn't make any since for me to just come out and tell you my worst fear. You're not a good planner are you?"

Just then a soft meow broke the silence.

"Oh my god. You got a cat! I new you couldn't be in denial for too long."

"Oh. That's not my cat. I'm pet-sitting for a friend." Vlad spat out quickly.

"Right. 'Cuz you have tons of friends." Danny said sarcastically. "So, Miss Puss, I notice you've been keeping Vlad company. Must be torture."

"Her name is Bit-Bit, don't call her Miss Puss!" Vlad replied sharply, but turned the other way when he herd Danny laugh.

"Not your cat, eh?"

"Don't change the subject. We're talking about your worst fear." Vlad said as he shot a pink ecto-blast at Danny.

"Oh, and why is your ecto-blast pink?" Danny asked "Don't you think that's a bit fruity?"

"Shut it! Worst Fear! Now!" Vlad yelled and Bit-Bit quickly left.

"Fine." Danny said smoothly. "I'm not going to be leaving her anytime soon so… my worst fear is a square pizza."

"Thank you! Finally! Now go in that room on the third floor, at the end of the second hallway on the left, to the sixth room on the right, at wait for your worst fear to become your life!" Vlad screamed and laughed.

"Explain that again?"

"Fine I'll just take you. You know, you really should work on your math. I herd Technus is tutoring as a side job. Get this; he shouted it out all over the Ghost Zone because he forgot he had installed a new audio system to himself! How embarrassing! His plans are always getting foiled by you!" Vlad said with an excited gleam in his eye.

"Ironic. Him always getting beat my me. Hmm… but I know I won't ever get out of your 'Room of Reality'." Danny mumbled, "At least I'll be getting pizza out of this."