In the year 2022, a deadly virus spread across the world. 200 years have gone by, and humanity has nearly come to an end. Most of the world's population has either died, or been turned into living bags of baby wipes. This world has definitely become…POST-APOCALYPTIC! However, there is still one last survivor. And her name is…
JOHN CENA!
No. It's LILY VIVIAN LOUD!
She travels across the land, searching far and wide for baby wipe monsters to shoot with her bubble gun. But one day, she came face to face with two baby wipe monsters that looked very familiar to her. Too familiar. She could tell by their hairdos that they were….her mother and father!
Lily (sad): …Mommy…daddy?
She had no choice. She had to fight back her emotions and shoot her parents. With tears in her eyes, she jumped in the air, pulled the trigger, and…
This was all just a picture Lily was drawing.
She wrote "2 Mome" and a heart next to her name on the bottom right corner of the paper and walked out of her room. She was about to walk down the stairs when…
Luan: Whoa there, Lily! You are way too little to be walking down the stairs by yourself. Let me help you.
Luan picked Lily up and carried her downstairs. Lily was unamused by her unfunny sister's lack of confidence in her ability to walk down the stairs. Once they were at the bottom, Lily walked over to her parents, who were sitting on the couch.
Rita: Aw! Did you draw me a picture?
Lily nodded yes.
Rita: You've been drawing pictures a lot lately. Are you gonna be an artist when you grow up?
Rita looked at Lily's drawing and was surprised by what it was.
Rita: Uhh….what is this, Lily?
Lily (while pretending her hand is a gun): Pew pew!
Rita: *gasp*
Lynn Sr.: Let me see it….Hey, that kinda looks like the movie she watched with Lincoln last night.
Rita: What?!
FLASHBACK
Lynn Sr.: Lincoln, you really shouldn't let Lily watch this movie.
Lincoln: Yeah, I know. But she wants to watch it. I thought it would scare her, but she seems to be enjoying it.
Lynn Sr.: Oh. Well if it isn't scaring her, I guess it's ok.
END OF FLASHBACK
Rita: It is not ok for her to watch PG-13 movies.
Lynn Sr.: Why not?
Rita: Well for one thing, she's not 13.
Lynn Sr.: Neither is Lincoln.
Lily's parents continued to argue. Lily was not happy that her mother did not appreciate her artwork. She was now in a bad mood!