AN:
JK: Okay, my friend adem sandler 555 gave me the idea. Organization XIII start complaining about why they hate Kingdom Hearts. Some even go into rants that make no sense!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Chapter 1: Marluxia.
Marluxia walked onto a dimly lit stage and sat down on a chair.
"Do you want to know why I hate Kingdom Hearts? I'll tell you why. There's barely any cars!" Marluxia began. "I mean, come on! I have to walk I don't know how manygod-forsaken miles to get to the old haunted mansion, and I don't even have a map! Just look at Roxas! I mean COME ON! Not only does he have a map, but he has a SKATEBOARD! At least he has a set of wheels, and what do I get? Nothing! And don't get me started on my attacks! I use flowers, for god's sake! Do you know what they call me back at the Organization? Petal Boy! Do you know how humiliating that is? I bet you don't! I mean, sure, I get a cool weapon, a scythe, but my magic? Dancing FLOWERS!" Marluxia was really starting to get mad, and he was scaring Roxas.
"Axel, should we stop him?" Roxas asked.
"No way." Axel replied with a smile. "I want to see how far Petal Boy can go before he explodes…"
"YOU SEE!" Marluxia screamed, his face a lovely shade of crimson. "YOU SEE! That's how much respect I get! And you know what else? I love sea-salt ice cream! But does anyone ever bother to let me go to the beach to get some? No! And Blah, blah, blah, blah…"
"Umm… sorry, folks. Petal Boy once got his hands on sea-salt ice cream, and well, Xemnas got so pissed." Axel said. "Cut the camera."
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AN:
JK: Okay. I'll be doing Vexen next, so stick around!