-A/N: Aw, The Night of the Tooth Fairy…my first ever Zim story that I had posted at nick…but it never showed up there and it wasn't saved…I was young and stupid and didn't know about the wonders of copy and paste. So I eventually forgot about this story and moved on. Then one day, I had the impulse to pick it up again. This is my 5th story ever completed though. It has an alternate ending that leads the sequel Lullaby (don't laugh at the title! I couldn't think of anything…), although it had 2 alternate endings at one point…uh yeah. I also want you to know that this is not a sequel to my previous story; You'll notice that it has similar qualities though. Oh and the chapters are more like parts…sorry for the shortness.-

At Recess:

(Zim was standing on the playground, minding his own business, when someone threw a dodge ball in his face. When Zim got up, he noticed that one of his teeth was lying on the ground.)

Zim: OH NOOOO!!

Kids on playground: WHAT!?

Zim: MY TOOTH! MY WONDERFUL ZIM TOOTH!! (holds up the tooth for all to see)

Dib: What's all the fuss about?

Zim: (wails some more) MY AMAZING TOOTH!!!

Dib: What a wimp!

Zita: (all happy and cheerful) Don't worry Zim! The tooth fairy will come and make it all better! (prances around)

Dib: Puh-lease! I've checked into it and there's no such thing as a tooth fairy.

(The entire playground became silent and everyone was staring angrily at Dib. The kids that were swinging stopped in midair. A bird dropped out of the sky. Zim was the only one making any noise.)

Dib: What'd I say?

Gretchen: starts whimpering) You-You said the-the tooth fairy wasn't real!!! (cries hysterically and has a spasm attack)

Dib: That's right.

(Zita was standing on the wall and got everyone's attention.)

Zita: Don't listen to him! Dib's just saying that because he's stupid and has a big head! Down with Dib!

(Everyone began chanting, "Down with Dib" and chased him to a corner.)

Dib: Aw, come on! How can you believe in the tooth fairy when you can't believe Zim's Irken!? HUH!?

(No one listened…)