Every time someone reads this fanfiction and does not reveiw it, a kitten dies. Please. Do it for the kittens.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gaia Online or any of the characters.
Sasha yawned widely and stretched as she got out of bed. She smiled to herself as she slid her feet into her slippers. It was a new day in Gaia, and life was good. Last night's date with Nicolae had been- wait, what? Nicolae? She freaking hated that little swindler. Even though his rich, auburn hair curled perfectly around his gorgeous face- NO! Those thoughts weren't hers! Sasha ran to the window and looked out. A horrible scene met her eyes. Moira and Leon were using Louie Von Helson (with a new, emo haircut) as a punching bag, Edmund was proposing to Johnny Gambino, Liam was six years old and a girl, and -worst of all- Gino and Ian were kissing passionately on a park bench while Rufus fangirl-glomped Ryan Seacrest. The perfect day was quickly turning into a nightmare. She had to do something.
"omg lik wats up guyss?" she shouted angrily. She clapped her hand to her mouth, then tried again. "nicu! i luv u soo much and i wan 2 gett maried as soonas posble!1!1!111!" Nicolae looked up from a randomly placed sunshiney, butterfly-filled meadow where he and Rina looked pretty busy.
"omg lyk im sorryy shasha but rina is teh love uv my life u undrstnd rite?/?/!"
No, no, no! This can't be happening! Sasha spun around and faced her mirror. She screamed. Instead of her usual brown hairdo, she now had a purple mohawk. A tattoo across her neckline read Devin is mah 1 tru luv. She raised her head to the heavens above and screamed (A/N: in a "Steeeeelllllaaaaaa!-like manner), "Faaannnnfiiiiiiiiiiic!
Every time someone reads this fanfiction and does not reveiw it, a kitten dies. Please. Do it for the kittens.