Disclaimer: Ferret claims no ownership of LoD OR of Labyrinth. Beware the
pants Fifi! Beware the pants!
Author's Note: Skimming through the parodies I discovered that no one had done one of this totally kickass 1986 film that I so adore, so, here we go.
Ferret paces back and forth, back and forth, angrily looking at her watch, and then at the ceiling, then the door, then her watch again. Lloyd paces right along with her, because well, when the Ferret was unhappy, everyone was unhappy. So where were they, the rest of those, thud, crash, and a series of pleading moans. Ah, there they were.
Ferret: Goodly goodness! My cast is here!
All except Lloyd groan in terror.
Ferret: Now now now, none of that. We're doing a -good- parody! Nobody dies!
Lavitz, Doel, Shana, and all perk up considerably, chorusing: Really?
Ferret: Well, except for Shana. I'll find a way to make that happen. Anyway, here we go, cast yep yep. Lavitz! You will be Jareth, ~hands the knight a pair of ridiculously tight spandex pants designed to show absolutely everything off.~
Lavitz: ~eyes the itty bitty pants with a look of horror~
Lloyd: Isn't Jareth the villian?
Ferret: mmhmm, but I could never subject you to that sort of torture Lloydikins. Dart! You will be Merlin and Ambrosious.
Dart: The dog?!?!
Ferret: I think you'll play the part quite well. Meru, you'll be Sarah, Albert, you'll be Hoggle. Kongol, you'll play Ludo, you're the only one big enough for the part. Miranda, you'll be the stepmother, Haschel, the father, and Doel, you'll be Toby.
Doel: The -infant- Toby?
Ferret: ~glares~ Yes.
Doel: ~cringes~ Um, okay.
Meru: Question! What about the Fireies?
Ferret: I'll use...umm...minitos for them. Yep, that'll work. Oh! I need a Sir Didymus! KANZAS!
Kanzas: Oh hell no. Let me die in peace.
Ferret: ~twitches~
Kanzas: Fine. I'll play the damned retarded creature.
Ferret: Very good. Now, I'll use random people for the goblins and the doorknockers, so everything should be set now! Are we all ready? Good. Set? Lights, cameras, aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddd ACTION!
Author's Note: Skimming through the parodies I discovered that no one had done one of this totally kickass 1986 film that I so adore, so, here we go.
Ferret paces back and forth, back and forth, angrily looking at her watch, and then at the ceiling, then the door, then her watch again. Lloyd paces right along with her, because well, when the Ferret was unhappy, everyone was unhappy. So where were they, the rest of those, thud, crash, and a series of pleading moans. Ah, there they were.
Ferret: Goodly goodness! My cast is here!
All except Lloyd groan in terror.
Ferret: Now now now, none of that. We're doing a -good- parody! Nobody dies!
Lavitz, Doel, Shana, and all perk up considerably, chorusing: Really?
Ferret: Well, except for Shana. I'll find a way to make that happen. Anyway, here we go, cast yep yep. Lavitz! You will be Jareth, ~hands the knight a pair of ridiculously tight spandex pants designed to show absolutely everything off.~
Lavitz: ~eyes the itty bitty pants with a look of horror~
Lloyd: Isn't Jareth the villian?
Ferret: mmhmm, but I could never subject you to that sort of torture Lloydikins. Dart! You will be Merlin and Ambrosious.
Dart: The dog?!?!
Ferret: I think you'll play the part quite well. Meru, you'll be Sarah, Albert, you'll be Hoggle. Kongol, you'll play Ludo, you're the only one big enough for the part. Miranda, you'll be the stepmother, Haschel, the father, and Doel, you'll be Toby.
Doel: The -infant- Toby?
Ferret: ~glares~ Yes.
Doel: ~cringes~ Um, okay.
Meru: Question! What about the Fireies?
Ferret: I'll use...umm...minitos for them. Yep, that'll work. Oh! I need a Sir Didymus! KANZAS!
Kanzas: Oh hell no. Let me die in peace.
Ferret: ~twitches~
Kanzas: Fine. I'll play the damned retarded creature.
Ferret: Very good. Now, I'll use random people for the goblins and the doorknockers, so everything should be set now! Are we all ready? Good. Set? Lights, cameras, aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddd ACTION!