Robin's POV

I am sat by the bath tub just thinking about everything. I can't be pregnant; I mean it would hate me and I would never be a good mother. What about Barney, he would hate having a kid. Suddenly the door opens; speak of the devil

(The start is not accurate cos I couldn't find it on YouTube)

"Hey, what are you doing in here" Barney sits next to me sat on the bath tub

"Just thinking" I say "So, how is that baby" the words "baby" was hard to say

"Not as good as we thought. She has another family; can you imagine me as a dad" straight after he finishes I blurt it out. I am so stupid

"I'm pregnant" I turn to Barney who is looking at with shock

"Thump" I punch Barney across the face and he falls to the ground. I crouch down and wait; I couple of minutes later he slowly regains conscious

"What happened. Did I pass out" Barney asks looking up at me

"Not exactly"

Flashback

"I'm pregnant" I turn to Barney who is looking at with shock. Barney looks out with confusion

"Are you sure you are not fat" this really got to me. I lifted my hand and punched him across the face. Barney fell down and fell onto the floor

End of Flashback

"Oh yeah" Barney says standing up and remember what happened minutes earlier. "So you are um pregnant". I just sigh nodding slightly

"I guess nobody told your boobs" this is becomes a habit. I hit Barney again and he falls to the ground

Barney woke up...again after me hitting him...again. "So did I pass out". I was about it him again but he curled up again "Stop hitting me !". Barney stands up holding his left cheek where I hit him

"Are you sure your..." I interrupt him before he finishes

"Not positive but I'm a week late and I'm never late. It's a point of pride for me" Barney looks at me with confusion while I carry on "I am going to the doctors on Monday to make sure and until then don't tell anyone"

"Not even Kevin, I mean its properly his" damn I forgot about Kevin, how will he react. I mean I cheated on him and he could leave me. I ignore his stupid things about little boys; could his stupid cute remakes STOP IT ROBIN

"Me and Kevin haven't had sex yet. If I'm pregnant your the dad" I say. I look up at Barney, his face turns to shock to happiness

"That's wondering" what is the matter with him

"Huh" I ask

"I'm going to be a daddy" I feel dizzy than fall to the ground