So the other day I got on this thing called eCritters, now I know what your thinking "but 6127 I thought that you hated online pet games?" yeah well shut up. Anyways I got on this site and then the first thing that I see is an ad for this thing called wonderful magic pill, and oh course me being the type of person who likes magic pills I decided that I would just go ahead and click away at that little ad and see what came up. Well as it turned out this was an ad to make your shlong bigger, I thought "oh this might come in handy." so I contacted them to see how I could get some of these pills and some guy from Nigeria said that he would send me the pills if I gave him 500 dollars a month so I wrote him a check and my first shipment will be in by tomorrow.
True story.